What Will a Retired Person Do!!
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1. If the retired person stays in bed for too long…
Wife: Get up now! Why are you still lying down? No one else sleeps this long! Just because you’re retired, does that mean you’ll keep lying around all day?
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2. If the retired person wakes up too early…
Wife: You don’t even feel sleepy in your old age! Let others sleep in peace. You wake up at 4 AM and start making noise! You don’t have to go to the office anymore, so just lie down quietly and let others sleep!
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3. If the retired person stays at home…
Wife: You wake up, grab your mobile, and keep sitting around asking for tea! Do some work on your own! At least step out for a bit and let us breathe peacefully. Everyone has something to do, but you just sit idle at home all the time. You don’t even bother to go to the well for a little fresh air! And you don’t even get up, freshen up, and eat breakfast on time. Because of you, everyone else’s day starts late too!
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4. If the retired person spends too much time outside the house…
Wife: Where were you till now? You don’t have a job anymore, but still, you can’t stay at home! Sometimes, at least sit and talk with your family. And maybe take God’s name once in a while!
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5. If the retired person spends time in religious activities…
Wife: Ringing the temple bell all the time won’t bring you anything! If that were the case, then priests would be the richest people in the world instead of Tata and Bill Gates! You’re always busy with garlands, bells, and chanting “Ram Ram”!
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6. If the retired person starts working again for extra income…
Wife: Work, work, work! All you think about is money! At this old age, will you never stop running after money? Are we some kind of bonded laborers who have to work all the time just to wait for you in the evening?
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7. If the retired person takes his wife on a religious pilgrimage…
Wife: Look at Mr. Sahu! He takes his wife on vacations every month—to places like Shimla and Darjeeling! But you? You only take me to Haridwar for a holy bath!
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8. If the retired person takes his wife on a vacation to places like Nainital, Kashmir, Goa, Mount Abu, or Ooty…
Wife: Our home is the best! You’re just wasting money for no reason. It seems like you have too much money lying around. Instead of roaming around, why don’t you use that money to buy clothes for the whole year or repaint the house?
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9. If the retired person enjoys old songs…
Wife: Singing romantic songs at this old age? Are you turning into a young boy again? If you really want to sing, why not sing some bhajans or devotional songs instead?
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10. If the retired person calls friends to pass the time…
Wife: You’re always on the phone, talking nonstop! Who are you even calling? We don’t call anyone like this!
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11. If the retired person dresses up nicely at home…
Wife: Why are you getting all dressed up at this age? Looking sharp for what? Where are you planning to go? We have a new daughter-in-law at home—what will she think if she sees you like this?
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Ah! The retired life!
Dedicated to all retired friends. 💓💓