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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/dr-ruth-shares-final-lesson-181531996.html

Dr. Ruth Shares a Final Lesson After Her Death: How to Live Without Loneliness (Exclusive)

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*UNIQUE INITIATIVE*

Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, *at a rate of three to six a week.*

So Farmer John called the local police station to complain, "You've got to do something about all these people driving so fast and killing all my chickens," he said to the local police officer.

"What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman.

"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"

So the next day the policeman had the Council erect a sign that said: *SCHOOL CROSSING*

Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and said, "You've still got to do something about these drivers. The ‘school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!"

So again, they put up a new sign: *SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY*

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and said, *"Your signs are no good. Can I put up my own sign?"*

In order to get Farmer John off his back said "Sure. Put up your own sign.

The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity got the better of the Officer, so he called Farmer John, “How’s the problem with the speeding drivers. did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did and not one chicken has been killed.

The policeman was really curious and thought he'd better go out and take a look at the sign.

He also thought the sign might be something the Police could use elsewhere, to slow drivers down..

So he drove out to Farmer John's house.

His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.

*'NUDIST COLONY'*

*'Slow down and watch out for chicks!'*

😇😇🤓🤓

*INNOVATIVE SLOGANS*

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https://knowablemagazine.org/content/article/health-disease/2024/type-2-diabetes-children The metabolic disorder was long known as a disease of adulthood. Now, it’s spiking in kids and teens, with worrisome consequences.

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*Management Consultancy*

There was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.

Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes,Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist watch, & a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd,

'If I can tell you how many sheep you have,will you give me one of them?'

The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, 'Okay.'

The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables.

He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says, 'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.'.

The shepherd cheers, "That's correct, you can have your choicest sheep from the herd".

'The young man takes one of the animals which he likes most and cute from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks, 'If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?'

The young man laughed and answers, 'Yes, why not?'

The shepherd says, 'You are a MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT.'

'How did you know?' asks the young man.

'Very simple,' answers the shepherd.

1. First,you came here without being wanted.

2. Second,you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.

3. Third, you don't understand anything about my business.

Now, *May I please have my DOG back? "*

😆🤗😝🤓

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