Imaginary Episode 39

Rajbeer- ha Bj khane mein kya hai.

Preeto- karele ki sabzi, kali dal, jala hua rice aur jali hua roti.

Rajbeer- bhaut funny ho sach mein Bj.

Bj- sach keh rahi hai.

Dhruv- kya

Preeto- of course agar mujhe yeh sab khana padega toh sab ko bhi khana padega.

Rajbeer- but Bj seriously jala hua rice aur jali hue roti.

Bj- mazak kar rahi hai. Kuch bhi jala hua nahi hai.

Rajbeer- toh fir thik hai aur Preeto aaj tumne jo breakfast mein kahya tha na woh ab firse khana padega.

Preeto- patta hai.

Meanwhile Jogi and Jassi arive. Jogi and Jassi give Amrita to Rajbeer and go to Preeto. Jogi- Preeto yeh mein kya sun raha hon.

Jassi is crying since Jogi has told her everything and hugs Preeto- tere saath itna sab kuch hua lekin hume ek phone bhi nahi kiya.

Preeto- ek Jogi ji apko yeh kisne baataya.

Rajbeer turns around with Amrita and tries to hide behind Mamaji and Mamiji. Jogi- Dhruv aur Rajbeer ne aur kisne.

Preeto looks for Rajbeer since she wants to scold him. Jassi breaks the hug. Jassi- Jogi ji ko toh baada bhai kaha tha na toh fir apne bhai ko bhi sach nahi kaha.

Preeto- lekin yeh khabar hi itni bhayanak thi key.

Jogi- kehar ab jo bhi ho hum sab saath milke iss mosibat ka samna karengay.

Preeto- ha lekin shayad Rajbeer is mosibat ka samna karne mein humari madat nahi kar paengay.

Jogi- kyun usska transfer hone wala hai. (He turns around to find Rajbeer) oye tune baataya nahi.

Preeto- ha transfer hone wala hai lekin sidha rab ke pas. Rajbeer wahi pe roko abhi baata ti hon.

Preeto gets a stick from somewhere and tries to hit Rajbeer with it. Preeto- kya zarorat thi sabko baatane ki.

Rajbeer- Jogi ne pocha issi liye baata diya.

Rajbeer gives Amrita to Mamiji and runs. Preeto runs after him. Simmi- Preeto choudna maat use bhaut baada moo hai usska. I'll help u.

Simmi tries slowing Rajbeer but fails. Preeto is still trying to hit Rajbeer but Ishu comes and stopps her. Ishu- kya kar rahi hai tu

Preeto- kya

Ishu- Preeto teri health thik nahi hai.

Preeto- lekin di

Ishu- koi lekin wekin nahi (she turns to Rajbeer) aur tum kya zarorat thi itna bhaajne ki.

Rajbeer- agar nahi bhaag ta toh phir tumhari behen mujhe maar dalti.

Ishu- Preeto tu ja apne kamre mein jaa aajse tera khana bhi wahi bheejwa dongi.

Preeto- thik hai jaa rahi hon.

Preeto goes to her room.

Dinner time...

Jogi and Jassi say- bas Bj Papaji hum chalte hai.

Papaji- kya chalte hai ae ho khana kha ke jao.

Jogi- thik hai Bj

Jassi- kya thik hai meine ghar pe khana baanaya hai.

Jogi- woh toh kal khalengay.

Ishu organizes Preeto's food and gives it to Rajbeer. Ishu- yeh khana ja key Preeto ko dey ao aur dekho key woh poora karti hai ya nahi. Agar nahi karti toh phir mujhe bolao.

Simmi- bhabi mein bhi Rajbeer ke saath jaon.

Ishu- ha mein tumhara khana bhi laga deyti hon.

Simmi gets a call and she attends it. Rajbeer takes Preeto's food to Preeto. T he door was open but he still knocks on the door. Preeto looks up from her book. Rajbeer- tumhari aur books ki dosti hai yeh mujhe khabi nahi patta tha.

Preeto- books toh mujhe bhaut pasand hai lekin pichle kuch saalo mein khabhi time hi nahi mila.

Rajbeer- lekin ab apni book rakho aur khana khao.

Preeto puts the book aside and Rajbeer comes to Preeto. Rajbeer gives the plate to Preeto. Preeto- itna saara khana.

Rajbeer- ha khao aur yeh maat socho key thik hone key baad tumhe itna saari khana nahi kha an padega. Shadi key baad bhi tumhe itna hi khana padega.

Preeto- Rajbeer kyun apne ap ko jhooti tasalli (hope/faith) dey rahe ho. Mein jaanti hon key mein khabhi thik nahi ho paongi.

Rajbeer- tumhe thik hona hi padega. Aur mein tumhe thik karne key liye kuch bhi karonga.

They have a mini eye lock and then Preeto starts eating her food. Rajbeer is simply looking at her. Then he takes the spoon from her. Preeto looks up. Rajbeer smiles and mixes some dal and chawal and then feeds her. Rajbeer- tumhe ek baat kaho.

Preeto- kya

Rajbeer- tum moti hi acchi lajti ho plz khabhi dieting maat karna.

Preeto- what do u mean.

Rajbeer- i mean key mujhe meri pehle wali Preeto sab se ziyada acchi lajti thi.

Preeto- o hello mera weight aur size at least 4 saal se constant raha hai.

Rajbeer- really i think tumne pichle 4 months mein at least 10 kilo toh utare hi hongay.

Preeto- nahi

Rajbeer- ha

Preet- nahi

Rajbeer- ha

Simmi intruppts- okay toh ab kya hua.

Preeto- Simran tum apne dost ko ley jao.

Rajbeer- Simran tum Preeto ko keh do key yaha se chali jae.

Preeto- o hello yeh bed mera, yeh room mera hai yaha tak yeh ghar bhi mera hai.

Rajbeer- toh fir kya mein Bj Papaji se request karke property mein apna nam likhao.

Preeto- god

She stops eating.

Rajbeer- kya hua khana kyun nahi kha rahi

Preeto- mujhe nahi khana

Rajbeer- abhi tumhari behen ko bolata hon...ISHMEET PREETO KHANA NAHI KHA RAHI

Ishmeet gets angry at Preeto and storms upstairs. Ishu- kya hua Preeto chup chap khana kha

Preeto- mujhe bhook nahi hai.

Ishu forced food in her mouth. Ishu- aur mein tujhe baata rahi hon key tujhe yeh khana khana hi badega.

Preeto was good eating and so was Simmi. Ishu covers a blanket on her and points her index finger at her. Ishu- ab yaha se khadi hue toh mujse boor koi nahi hoga.

Preeto- lekin di

Ishu shhs her- moo band kar. (She has one finger on her lips)

Preeto does the same. Rajbeer and Simmi are laughing. Ishu- tum donu ko bhi koi bimari hue hai kya.

They nod. Ishu- Rajbeer niche ake apna khana khalo.

Ishu turns around and starts walking towards the door. Preeto- okay hitler didi.

Ishu turns around and Rajbeer and Simmi brust out laughing. Ishu- bed se pair neche toh rak donu ke donu pair toud dongi.

She leaves and soon Rajbeer and Simmi leave too.