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crysind

@crysind

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Posted: 14 years ago

#81

OMG! I missed his intro grilling...No worries...

Should I say Congrats ya Condolences...🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Gauri

@iruaG

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#82

Okay, I did not make up (most of) these questions. If you use google you'll find the answers to all these questions, so you're requested not to. I want to see YOUR answers even if some idiot has answered these online😆

Why are so many doctors joining Civil Services nowadays?
If ignorance is bliss, why do we seek knowledge?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? (There is an answer to this.)
Is there a law in science that is relevant to administration?
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell if the conversation is finished?
Describe yourself in one phrase.
We can whistle and steam can whistle. So why do people sing in the shower?
You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to do?
When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?
How tall would you be if you had never cut your fingernails?
Never mind the turtle; don't you think you're sure to win?
How can you answer a statement?
Why won't you ever wear a scarf?
The hair from your last haircut…what would it say about your new hairstyle?
What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch TV? What did you watch?
Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?
Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think some fish would like a bicycle?
If you were a robot, what would your name be?
What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?
This is a colon : and this is a semi colon ; What is a semi truck?
What reason do you have to believe that the Earth is flat?
The Children are waiting. Please tell them the story about the bald frog with a wig.
Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?
If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you'd see stars in every direction you looked. When would you sleep?
You get to ride the big roller-coaster three times in a row…what will keep your friend from taking a bite out of your candy-apple?
How long…before I get in? Before it starts? Before I get in? ….Any guesses?
If your whole body was a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?
You've written a hit Musical. How will you avoid having fame go to your head?
What type of tape is best for creating a sculpture?
Where is this line taken from, "No matter how long you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant."
If mud is dirt + water, what is clay?
The first time you had your shoes taken off, how surprised were you that you still had toes?
Five things you say a lot?
Five goals of life?
Five things you like to eat?
Five things you looked for/will look for in your girlfriend? *Wink*
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?
What spells can you cast with magic markers?
Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?
Have you seen the movie Khooni Dracula?
What is the most disgusting thing you've ever seen in your life?
Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone dies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through the garden sprinkler.
Please describe how you would take the peel off an apple all in one go?
You've broken up with your old band and are about to release a solo album. Please write the liner notes.

Your thoughts on the following:

Age:

Animal:

Anger:

Alcohol:

Birthday:

Believe in Yourself?

Been in love:

Best Weather:

Believe in miracles:

Believe in God:

Believe in Santa:

Color:

Chocolate or Vanilla:

Coffee or Tea:

Chinese or Italian:

Cake or Pie:

Cooking:

Day or Night:

Danced:

Dance in the Rain:

Drugs:

Everyone has a…

Eyes:

Full Name:

First Crush:

First thoughts on waking up:

Greatest Fear:

Greatest Strength:

Hair Color:

Hate:

Interests:

Insanity:

Impulsive…

Job:

Kids:

Letter:

Love:

Moron:

Naughty:

Number of friends:

One Wish:

Place:

Princess:

Prince:

Pizza:

Questionnaires:

Reason to Cry:

Reason to Smile:

Reason to Laugh:

Shoe Size:

Smoked?:

Sing well:

Single:

Stuffed Animals:

TV:

Tattoo:

Umbrella:

Vanity:

Weakness:

X-factor:

Y-Factor:

Zodiac Sign:

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Feefi

@Feefi

Inactive

Posted: 14 years ago

#83

arrreee wah wah wah ... balle balle balle... congrats!!

will post my questions at night!!!!!!! get ready shounu!!! 😈

p.s. why does your siggy says inactive?!?!?!? 😡 😆

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crysind

@crysind

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#84

Just now got PM from Shounak saying he have some problems and won't be active from tomorrow... I think we need to choose new GPOW...

Aman...He requested to take down this thread as he won't be available to answer... Thanks...

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mjtruelegend

@mjtruelegend

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#85

Great questions by everyone and Shaunak babu, I am loving your answers. So witty and sharp.👏 Very funny. 😆Keep up the great work.😃

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Angelic

@Angelic_A

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#86

Hey Guys!!

Shounak is unavailable for a few days for personal reasons. He has requested me to take down the thread..

Sorry guys! I shall put this back up when he is active again.

Topic Closed,

Aman

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428419

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Posted: 14 years ago

#87

I reopened my post!I'll complete giving the answers here! 😃

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428419

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Posted: 14 years ago

#88

Netri's Answers

Part 1

Name 5 people (Male / Female ) u would like to meet and why? Alive / Dead , They can be anyone Politicians , Sports personality, Authors , Musicians...Scientist anyone...

Five people..only 5 people?OK..here is my list-

1)Amitabh Bacchan-To see how tall he is infront of me😆
2)Ragini Khanna-Ask how she is bang on in every scene with the perfect emotions!😊
3)Shwetha-I dont know why actually😆I just want to meet her coz she is really a gem of a person-always helpful and a lovely friend!⭐️
4)Shreya Ghoshal-I would love to ask her sing atleast for an hour!😃
5)Tanu di-I guess i dont have to give reasons WHY I want to meet her,do I?😉😛

C'mon...this is not done!I want to meet lots of people!Paanch bahut kam hai😆

Part 2

1) Which is the funniest name you've ever heard?

Gundu😆

2) If the pen is mightier than the sword, why isn't the pencil?

Coz the lead of the pencil breaks easily?😕

3)Which day of the week do you hate the most?

Monday!

4)Which is your least favorite season?

Summer!!😡😡

5)What is the greatest thing you have ever done, so far?

Opened this Genda Phool thread once again and maroed apne pair par hi kulhadi!😆

6)Which was the scariest moment of your life?

The day i met you!😳🤣

7)Which is the best book you have ever read?

Malgudi Days😛

8)Has any movie or book made a big impact on you?

Tees Maar Khan-I slipped into coma after watching the horrendous movie!😳😆

9)What are you excessively obsessive-compulsive about?

The most common one-Washing hands repeatedly!😆

10)What do you prefer, eating salsa or dancing it?

Eating Salsa with Nachos(hence both-eatching and nacho-ing)🤣

11)If your life was a book, what would you name it and how would your story end? And what would be the climax in it?

I wouldnt want my life to be a book for the simple reason that i dont want anyone to actually read what i did in my life😆

Part 3

1 ) Why are there so many players if love is not a game?

Aam junta is like that..Jaha playes chahiye..dhang ka nahin milta..aur jaha nahin chahiye,wahaan ghus jaate hain😆

2 ) If we count sheep to fall asleep, what do they count?

They count us,humans!😉coz by the time they count the last person alive in the human population,they might have fallen asleep for the next 150 years!🤣

3 ) Why do banks leave vault doors open and chain the pens to the counter?

Banks never keep vault doors open!😕

4 ) Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? 🤣

You dont know?😲The spit laden cake taste all the more delicious !😳🤣*slurp*everyone rushes to grab a bite of the anmol ratan!😆

5 ) What is your all time favorite comedy movie?

Golmaal(old one)

6 ) Whats your favorite horror movie?

Exorcist😕😆

7 ) Do you do crazy dance when no one is looking?

Nope.I dont!I care for the people around me and dont want an earthquake to strike at that particular place!🤣

8 ) At the beach would you rather play in the sand, or play in the water?

Play in the water😃

9 ) What's your favorite midnight snack?

Chips!😆

10 ) What is the one, single food that you would never give up?

Biriyani!Never ever in my life!

11 ) What was your favorite toy as a kid?

A toy helicopter!😆

12 ) What do you think is the most useless class in high school?

Music and Maths!😕😆

13 ) Whats your favorite month of the year?

December-January😆(coz all major events are lined up in that particular month-Christmas.My mom's b'day.New year.My b'day.My dad's b'day...so 5 delicious chocolate cakes!yayy!😆)

14 ) What 1 thing would you take with you on a deserted island?

A suitcase😉-which will contain food,clothes,portable tent and my mobile)😆

15 ) Who is your favorite Superhero ?

HanuMAN!😛😆

Outrageous & funny Answers r welcome . If U have previously ans . any of Q.s , feel free to skip . 🤓

I have answered all these questions previously,hence I will skip all!🤣
umm..ok...not really :( !

1 ) Is it ok to use an AM radio in the afternoon?
Sure why not?😛
2 ) What do u call a male ladybug?
KJO-bug!🤣
3 ) What do chickens think we taste like?
Ask gopi's Ahem ji😆
4 ) Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
The needles available in the market are sterilized as the manufacturers know they will be used for medical purposes...now if people use it for lethal injections what can the manufacturers do?😕
5 ) Have you ever imagined a world w/out hypothetical situations?
No
6 ) If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from?
Baby oil is made using Alovera,mineral oil and vitamin E,Acetate.You dont crush babies to make baby oil😆
7 ) If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
Coz the flights here in India are flown by pilots whose license have already been terminated!🤣Kya hai desh ka haal!
8 ) If American mothers give their babies tiny fork and spoons, then what chinese mothers give their babies? toothpicks?
Umm maybe tiny chopsticks,which will look like toothpicks actually😆
9 ) Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
They dont come in living section!Here they come in the city section of the newspaper.
10 ) How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
Guess they are oxymorons?🤔
11 ) Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Haha,cool question!😆
12 ) If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
You think I am smart enough to answer this question?😲Incase you do,forget it!😆
13 ) What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to
go?
I'll tell him to go to heaven and take me along..and from heaven I'll tell him-Go to hell!😳😆
14 ) If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
I have to plan to answer this question!🤪
15 ) Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?
Coz they break your heart by their high fees!You probably get a heart attack!
16 ) Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives
a race car not called a racist?
Coz there's already a word for them-A driver!
17 ) Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Coz one is a man and the other a boy😎Ek mard aur dusra sabke liye sardard!😆
18 ) Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Coz its pronounced as e-l-e-v-e-n😕😆
19 ) If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, What would they call it ?
Fed Up with my Ex!😆
20 ) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
Yes they do!Just like how Dish TV BA Shahrukh uses Tata Sky!🤣
21 ) Y Old people read religious books a whole lot ? R they preparing for their final exam ?
I dont have any idea since I atleast havent since anyone reading religious books like they show in Daily soaps!😕
22 ) If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
Zaroorat ke waqt par maza lutna chahta hai.aur kya?😡
23 ) How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?
For the simple reason that they are WINNING!😆
24 ) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
I can assure you its atleast not the present genda fool of the week!😆
25 ) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
We still have monkeys and apes coz we still have Shounak and Tanu!🤣
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Part 2 :

1 ) How can a man go eight days without sleep?
I cant!So no idea!😕
2 ) If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
It will become invisible coz the stone will sink in the water!😆
3 ) What can you never eat for breakfast ?
Khichdi!🤢😆
4 ) What happened when wheel was invented ?
Everyone started singing...

Mehakate, Bikharate,

Rangon Main Ghool Rahe,

Baras Rahe Hai Phool Hi Phool

Barsaao Tum? Phool, Barsaaye Hum Phool

Isme hai nimbu ke shatki aur hazaaro phoolon ki khushboo..

naya Wheel detergent powder!😆

5 ) Gulf of Khambhat is in which state
Gujarat?
6 ) .How did a fool and his money get together?
err..didnt get the question!
7 ) Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
No idea
8 ) Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
I call it a TV set coz i have two TVs!😆So not a problem for me :P
9 ) When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Why?Does woolen cloth shrink when it rains?😕*em asking seriously*
10 ) Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Nope they shouldnt!Coz the animal cracker biscuits contains eggs I guess!😆
11 ) Have you ever stolen anything?
Ask my refrigerator!😳😆
12 ) Have you ever snooped in someone else's stuff?
Never!
13 ) Have you ever dissed your best friend
Yes I have
14 ) How often do U ignore calls on Ur cell phone?
LOL my phone isnt working so no calls right now!😆
15 ) What is your idea of a romantic date?
Brown,sweet,oval in shape...thats my idea of a romantic date-->🤣
16 ) Which is the best age to marry?
Normally its after 25 I guess!🤔This means i have to start aging backwards after 5 years!🤣
17 ) Which color do you like the best?
RED!😃
18 ) If you had a lot of money, where would we go on vacation?
Money ho ya na ho,I will always go to Darjeeling atleast once for vacation!😍😍😍😍😍😍
19 ) What are your major goals in life?
Right now to finish answering everyone's questions without getting a penalty from Aman😆
20 ) Have you ever lied to me and if so, why?
Nope i havent!😊
21 ) Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Darjeeling!😛
22 ) Which part of you that you hate the most?
I love myself!😃So i dont hate any part of myself!😉
23 ) When you encounter a sad moment, what would you do?
Cry😭
24 ) What are you afraid to lose the most?
My parents
25 ) If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Deposit to my dad's bank account,buy a house for my parents and buy a parlour for my mum!😃ohh wait..I would also indulge in some chocolates as well!😆Nothing more than that!😊
26 ) What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
To never marry me!🤣
27 ) What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
My parents and education!😊
28 ) Are you a shopaholic or no?
Blaah!!NOOO!!!I hate shopping!🤢🤢🤢Such a waste of time!
29 ) If you found someone's wallet and there was a $100 bill inside, what would you do with it?
I would return it to him if I find him otherwise take it😆Whatever happens,i will never hand it over to the police.I drink tata tea and I am always Jaagoo re!!😆
30 ) If your friend is doing something bad , would you tell him / her to stop? or Even tell on him / her ?
Will surely till him/her to stop!

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428419

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Posted: 14 years ago

#89

Answer to gauri di's questions(I'll answer some questions later)😊

Why are so many doctors joining Civil Services nowadays?
If ignorance is bliss, why do we seek knowledge?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? (There is an answer to this.)
Is there a law in science that is relevant to administration?
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell if the conversation is finished?
Describe yourself in one phrase.
We can whistle and steam can whistle. So why do people sing in the shower?
You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to do?
When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?
How tall would you be if you had never cut your fingernails?
Never mind the turtle; don't you think you're sure to win?
How can you answer a statement?
Why won't you ever wear a scarf?
The hair from your last haircut'what would it say about your new hairstyle?
What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch TV? What did you watch?
Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?
Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think some fish would like a bicycle?
If you were a robot, what would your name be?
What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?
This is a colon : and this is a semi colon ; What is a semi truck?
What reason do you have to believe that the Earth is flat?
The Children are waiting. Please tell them the story about the bald frog with a wig.
Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?
If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you'd see stars in every direction you looked. When would you sleep?
You get to ride the big roller-coaster three times in a row'what will keep your friend from taking a bite out of your candy-apple?
How long'before I get in? Before it starts? Before I get in? '.Any guesses?
If your whole body was a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?
You've written a hit Musical. How will you avoid having fame go to your head?
What type of tape is best for creating a sculpture?
Where is this line taken from, "No matter how long you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant."
If mud is dirt + water, what is clay?
The first time you had your shoes taken off, how surprised were you that you still had toes?
Five things you say a lot?
Five goals of life?
Five things you like to eat?
Five things you looked for/will look for in your girlfriend? *Wink*
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?
What spells can you cast with magic markers?
Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?
Have you seen the movie Khooni Dracula?
What is the most disgusting thing you've ever seen in your life?
Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone dies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through the garden sprinkler.
Please describe how you would take the peel off an apple all in one go?
You've broken up with your old band and are about to release a solo album. Please write the liner notes.

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Answers to the questions

1.Coz people have finally realized that being a doctor isnt the GREATEST thing in the world quite unlike what people think🥱..mera beta doctor banega..meri beti doctor banegi😆*pls dont kill me if you are a doctor*😆

2.We seek knowledge only to ignore it at a later stage and hence the bliss of ignorance😆

3.The chicken came first!😃reason-->The chicken show is always No.1 in TRPs!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

According to the dictionary,the chicken comes first!😛 according to a new research about which i read in the paper few weeks ago,some scientists have proved that the chicken came first!😆

4.Sorry,no idea😕I am wayy too weak in science!😆

5.Say Om Om Om Om...Om Om Om Om!😉

6.He will give the devil his due(W.Shakespearae)🤣😈

7.Coz they take cold showers and not hot showers!

8.Check how much does the production of the plastic harms the environment.

9.I have no idea...coz I dont put alarm...so that it does not disturb my beauty sleep!😳😆

10.As tall as I am today.Fingernails dont contribute to your height!😕

11.Slow and steady wins the race!😆

12.By replying what you think-If its true then true,if its false then false.

13.Coz i am niether a girl nor an NCC cadet!😆

14.Gaddar...Dhokebaaz!😡Kyun nikala mujhe mere ghar se?🤬😆

15.7.30 AM...to watch Friends!😛

16.Guess a wet sock..so that when the airplane is ready to fly in the air,the sock gets dried up!😆

17.I dont care if fishes like bicycle or not!Dont care about fishes coz they dont care about me!Till now every fish i have kept as a pet died within two days!😆

18. Rajnikanth!

19.A brown coat?😕

20. No idea!What IS a semi truck?

21.I believe that the Earth is a sphere

22.Once upon a time, around year 1978 there lived a tiny frog. At birth the Frog- which name was Ben- had really thick and curly hair which all the other frogs admired. One night when Ben was asleep a big and scary toad named Todd snuck into Ben's house and bewitched Ben's head so that instead of growing out, his hair grew back into his head. This process took only a few minutes so when Ben woke up and took a look in the mirror only to discover that his wonderful hair were gone and he had turned completely bald.
Ben was afraid of what his friends and admirers would think so he put on large sunglasses as a way not to be recognized and went out to buy a wig.
When he got home with his wig, which look very much like his previously hair, he put it on and stood infront of the mirror the wig suddenly came to life and started to talk with Ben.
It turned out that the wig came from a witch called Uma but the wig had escaped when Uma wanted to colour it purple.
The wig and Ben lived happily ever after and no one of Ben's friends found out about his baldness.

(credit:Signe Alice)😆

23.AAKASHvaani!😆

24.Cannibals wear nothing😆so seeing them I will never become a cannibal!

25.I dont count stars before sleeping!😆I just doze off immediately!

26.

Your thoughts on the following:

Age:Makes you more mature

Animal:Needs a place to live!

Anger:makes you insane

Alcohol:makes you talli

Birthday:Tohfa Tohfa Tohfa!😆

Believe in Yourself?Always!😃

Been in love:Nope!😆

Best Weather:Monsoons!😛

Believe in miracles:No i dont!

Believe in God:Yes.

Believe in Santa:I believe my dad!😆

Color:Makes you more lively

Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate!😃

Coffee or Tea:None.I dont drink beverages.

Chinese or Italian:Chinese!Hawa hawai ui ui ui ui ui😆

Cake or Pie:Cake!preferably chocolate!😛

Cooking:Not my cup of tea!😆

Day or Night:Night!

Danced:Nope.

Dance in the Rain:Never Ever Everrr!!🤢🤢😆

Drugs:HELL!

Everyone has a'LIFE!Live it to the fullest!😊

Eyes:in dire need of a new set of glasses😆

Full Name:Shounak Bandppadhyay!🤣

First Crush:Orange Crush by kissan!😛😆

First thoughts on waking up:Its only 8 in the morning?Lemme sleep for sometime...

Greatest Fear:Losing my parents

Greatest Strength:My parents(hence the fear of losing my strength)

Hair Color:Black

Hate:Love Stories🤢😆

Interests:Anything creative-drawing,painting,decorations,video,photo editing..anything that is creative!

Insanity:Can ruin one's life

Impulsive'Today's Generations NEXT!👎🏼

Job:Abhi time hai😆

Kids:Nice timepass..esp my niece and nephew!😆

Letter:Gujiya!🤣

Love:Iss pyar ko Kya Naam Doon!🤪😆

Moron:Rubal!😆

Naughty:Rubal!😛

Number of friends:IF wala?😆Guess 60😆

One Wish:Your IF id gets banned for this whole week!😆

Place:Right now?residing in Jaipur

Princess:Born with a silver spoon in the mouth.

Prince:Horrible movie with horrible actor!😆

Pizza:makes me hungry!

Questionnaires:

Reason to Cry:Right now,seriously...its your questions😆

Reason to Smile:Seeing my parents happy!😃

Reason to Laugh:Seeing Manju Aunty and Shanti mausi!😆

Shoe Size:Dont know😕

Smoked?:Nope!I hate when people smoke or booze

Sing well:🤣

Single:YES!😆

Stuffed Animals:What will i do with soft toys?😆

TV:SGP!⭐️

Tattoo:It hurts I guess!

Umbrella:Zoobi Doobi Parampa!😆

Vanity:🥱🥱

Weakness:Chocolates!😆

X-factor:Creativity😎😆

Y-Factor:Yawn worthy!🥱🤣

Zodiac Sign:Capricorn

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mjtruelegend

@mjtruelegend

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#90

Originally posted by: .sb.
I reopened my post!I'll complete giving the answers here! 😃

Yeay I am so happy!! Thankyou so much Shounak babu.😃 Ami prochondo kushi holam tomar jobab guli janar jonno. Dhonnobad.

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