:|:Genda Phool of the Week-Tejeshec:|: - Page 12

Originally posted by: shelly_nair

😆... par mein to hamesh aati hun par zyada time nahin spent kar paati hun...

Originally posted by: tejeshec

Then that means you are a celebrity..Aate ho aur darshan de ke chale jaate ho..😆..And stop using Rubs pic as an emoticon.🤣

Originally posted by: .sb.

100 questions!yeah!!😎😎
get set punter bhai!

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Are you a "dogperson" or a "catperson"?
I like women and cats are generally associated with them hence a cat person🤣

What's the meaning of life?
Life means to grow mentally and physically

Do frogs have ears?
No external only internal

What's the model of your mobile phone?
how does it matter I seriously wanna know unless u have a software to hack into select phones😆

If you were a worm, how long would you be?
I would love to be 6ft so that I don't get crushed by humans unknowingly😆

What's the size of your shoes?
9

Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
yes. I even think the way I see a person differs from what others see.😆

What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
What a player!🤣

Is your middle finger longer than your ring finger?
Yes but why would u ant to know that😉

What shampoo do you use?
Dove

What time do you normally go to bed on a working day?
1 A.M.

What is the most distant place you've visited (from your home)?
Pilani(Near Rajasthan/Haryana Border)


In scale from 1-5, how afraid of dark are you?
5 being the highest I would say 3

Explain relativity.
In layman terms a moving object appears differently to two people in relative motion. For example if one guy is on earth and sees a car moving it will be different from if he views it from the Moon. This is because from Moon as the earth is moving too and in turn the moon itself is moving the moving car will appear to be in different kind of motion. I know it is difficult to understand what I am saying unless we see it practically.😆

How often do you brush your teeth?
Twice a day but sometimes once if I feel lazy in the night😆

The person you would never want to meet?
None as of now but the way I am going in this forum that list might just fill😆

Who is the person you trust most?
Never trust anyone. Trust your instinct.

Have you ever collected stickers that are on fruits?
Never unless it has Sridevi's photo😆

How weird is this?
So far not weird. But ya knowing u it might just start 😆

How old is the oldest cell in your body?
May be 60 days. The life of a cell is not more that 60 days I guess

Do you like carrots?
Love them. Good for the eyes

The size of your hard-disc?
Physical Size: 15cms x 12cms
Memory Size: 80GB

What's your favourite word?
Devaa

If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
Banyan. (Longer life😆)

When you looked in the mirror first thing this morning, what was the first thing you thought?
OMG kya cheez cut piece🤣

How much cash do you have on you?
Rs 2400.(Just withdrew from ATM)

What's a word that rhymes with TEST?
QUEST

Who is the fourth person on your missed calls?
Dad

What is your favourite ring on your phone?
vibration sound😆

What do you label youself as?
Genius🤣

Name the brand of shoes you've recently worn.
Nike

Bright room or dark room?
not too bright not too dark😆

What were you doing at noon on 24 August 2001?
In my class(11th standard)

What did the last text message on your phone say?
Can we meet up this weekend?😉

What's a saying you say a lot?
Tu Kaun Main Khaamaka

Who told you they loved you last?
My sister

Last thing you touched?
My keyboard

How many rolls of film do you buy a year for your camera?
Don't have an analog camera

Favourite age you've been so far?
17-21

Your worst enemy?
My laziness

What is your current desktop picture?
My company's logo

What was the last thing you said to someone?
Nadal is out of form these days

If you had to choose between a millions bucks and being able to fly, which would you choose?
Simple to be able to Fly.

Do you like someone?
There are many.kisko pyaar karun kaise pyaar karun ye bhi hai vo bhi hai..🤣

The last song you listened to?
Tere Chehre mein vo jaadu hai

You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
All, who in the name of religion mislead people

You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist off the earth?Who would that be?
Justin Bieber

Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
same again.All, who in the name of religion mislead people

What is your favorite ice cream flavour?
Strawberry

What is your favourite Disney movie?
Haven't seen any

What's the longest you've gone without taking a bath?
2 weeks when I had typhoid but I used to have sponge bath

If anyone in the room could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
I don't believe in human exploitation

If you could be born into history as any famous person who would it be and why?
Adolf Hitler and would correct all his mistakes

Have you ever been arrested?😆
Touch Wood. No. Never ever ever😆

If you were the opposite gender for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
I would want to look like Scarlett Johanson and would date Amitabh Bachchan😳

Do you have a secret talent and what is it?
No talent at all toh secret kahan se hoga😆

What is one unique thing are you afraid of?
Failure

What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
Can you please tell me all you sins to date?😆


You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
If I had a France visa I would have gone to Paris else Manali

Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
Spend on my accomodation and food in Manali

An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the food of your choice. what's it gonna be?
Curd Rice. I can't get bore eating it

Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
20th April 1889 @ the place where Hitler is just going to take birth. I will take the infant Hitler and bring him to India and take care of him till he dies.

You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Anyone can worship anyone. No religion No caste No race.

You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Religion-pros and cons. It will show case the true essence of every religion in the world and not what the so called religious leaders claim.


One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Get the hell out of that place😆

Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My certificates

The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you die. What will you do in that half-hour?
Nothing. I will freak out. May be talk to my loved ones.

You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Ability to Eliminate all the negativity and hatred from the minds of people in the world

You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The half an hour just after my 12th result were out

You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Touch wood no horrible experiences

You got kicked out of the country for liking Shonu baby😆. But check out this ... you can move to anywhere else in the world!Where would you move to?
Norway heard the HDI is the highest there

You have been eternally banned from every single forum at IF(including SGP forum)except for ONE.😆 Which one is it gonna be?
I would rather quit than join some arbit forum just for the heck of it

Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out, I can freaking FLOAT!!"
My manager.😆I would then throw my resignation on his face and say Bhaad mein jaa



The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
John Lennon

The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My grand mother

Write a 85 word essay on Shonu baby😆
Not worth 85 words🤣

Summarize Sachin' journey from Shivaji park ka batting to Wankhede stadium mein World Cup holding in 16 sentences
1. Ajit Tendulkar sees talent in his child prodigy brother.
2. He motivates him to focus on Cricket.
3. The master begins his journey under the guidance of Ramakant Achrekar
4. Breaks records on records in school and also makes the famous world record with Vinod Kambli
5. Gets selected for Mumbai Ranji team at a very young age.
6. Scores 100's on debut in Ranji, Duleep and Deodher trophies
7. Gets first break to play against Pak in Pak just after 1 season of first class cricket
8. Impresses in Pak against Wasim Waqar Imran and Qadir
9. Hammers 6 sixes in one over of Abdur Qadir in an exhibition match in Pak and gets popular in the cricket fraternity.
10. There is no stopping him after he scores a match saving 100 against England and his best 100 at Perth which puts him in the league of gr8 batsmen
11. Highest run scorer in the 96 WC and slowly becomes the most popular son of India and also the heart throb of the nation.
12. Records keep tumbling but that elusive WC is still a distant dream
13. Makes India reach the 2003 WC final and wins the MOS.
14. Injuries jeopardize his career and he sees a slump in form
15. But he fights big time in 2009 scoring 20 centuries in 2 years
16. Achieves what he waited for 22 long years and the entire team carries him on his shoulders, what a feeling n a Fitting end to the still never ending career.
God bless you Sachin. We are blessed to be born in u;r era⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

WHo was the first Genda Phool of the week in this forum??
Whoever it was I don't care but I wanna kill the person who started it🤣

What colour nailpaint did Suhana wear on the 147th episode of SGP😆
I don't care I just focus on her expressions and acting😉
What was the first blooper that renu di found out on SGP forum?😆
No idea and I don't wanna know😆

What was the last blooper Renu di found out in SGP Forum?😆
flower pots(assuming she has not found another one while I am answering these ?'s)🤣

If Rubal would have been reborn as a celibrity,whom would u want him to see him as?😆
Mehmood🤣

If Feefi is biriyani girl,which type of biriyani is she?Hyderabadi,Lucknawi,mughlai,peshawari ya ghar ki biriyani?😆
Kerala Biryani😆

If Keenu had been a girl of chinese origin,what would her name be?
Kiew (it means beautiful)😆

If a black color chinese sauce is called soya sauce..then what is Jaaga hua sauce?
No Idea. I know need to get Idea😆

If Manju was selected to enact a charachter in SGP,whom would you see her as?
Rajni Bhabhi😆

If you didnt have the name tejeshec available for use in IF,what would be the alternate name in IF as ur ID?😆
tejeshejanthkar

If you had the power to throw away a person from SGP CVs whom would it be?*extra like button pressing for saying ZH*😆
Koi bhi nahin . jaisa bhi hai SGP, mere liye perfect hai.

Agar Karan johar ladki nahi hota toh kya hota?😆
Vo Kuch nahin hota as SRK wouldn't have been interested in her🤣

If you had the power of naming SGP,what would you name the show as?
Suhana Safar

If you were made the CEO of STAR,what would be the first thing in ur list of activity?
Date Ragini Khanna🤣

If you were made the Admin of IF,what changes would you implement?
Ban all the lady SGPians🤣

Your take on Multiple IDs for voting in banner contests?
I don't participate so I don't mind😆

Do u stalk any forum on IF?
Never

Do you stalk any chat club on IF?😆
Never

If you got the oppurtunity to act with Supriya ji,which film would you do?
U mean the genre then it has to be Romance.

U hear,SGP forum is being archived..what will you do?*god forbid*
May be Move on to some other IF. Life doesn't stop for anyone

If you ever had a pet,what would that be?
Horse


If you met someone from If in real life and went to a cafe to hangout,would you pay the bill or be a kanjoos and let the other person pay the bill!😆
I will pay if I am elder to that person. agar Sheema aunty hai toh main kyun pay karunga😆

Yipeee!!!100th question...any message for me?😆
Try to be kind to people and don't bug them just like u did to me😆

Have fun!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: netri

I m Back 😎 Will post more later 👍🏼

Part 1

Outrageous & funny Answers r welcome . If U have previously ans . any of Q.s , feel free to skip . 🤓

1 ) Is it ok to use an AM radio in the afternoon?
Ofcourse unless you are dumb😆

2 ) What do u call a male ladybug?
bisexualbug🤣

3 ) What do chickens think we taste like?
They think we taste like Nuts, Nets🤣

4 ) Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
The person should die only because of the injection dose not from needle infection.😆. This is followed in America for death sentences.

5 ) Have you ever imagined a world w/out hypothetical situations?
What a contradiction!!!👏

6 ) If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from?
Sorry can't help. I am bearing the brunt of the English language which is not funny at this very moment😆

7 ) If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
Cuz u land there which is not safe🤣

8 ) If American mothers give their babies tiny fork and spoons, then what chinese mothers give their babies? toothpicks?
Chinese are smart and advanced they too give them fork and spoons so that they can tackle the Americans😆

9 ) Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
Cuz it is meant for the alive😆

10 ) How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
Due to Greed and selfishness

11 ) Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
I don't think they have choice😉

12 ) If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words

worth?
Then it is not a picture😆

13 ) What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to

go?
I would tell them "You proved today that u r at the right place"

14 ) If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
Yes ofcourse. I do have a noplan🤣

15 ) Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?
Cuz when he invests he diversifies u'r money thus breaking it into smaller amounts😆

16 ) Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives

a race car not called a racist?
going by u'r logic It should be racecarist not racist😆

17 ) Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
cuz what is wise for a man is not for a guy. They think in opposite directions😆

18 ) Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Again curse of the English language😆

19 ) If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, What would they call it ?
FED UP🤣

20 ) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
No they take Coffee during Tea breaks 😆

21 ) Y Old people read religious books a whole lot ? R they preparing for their final exam ?
May be Yes or May be they are too old to be interested in materialistic pleasures

22 ) If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the

others here for?
To help us. Theory of relativity😆

23 ) How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?
Cuz we are two faced. One a loser face and one a victorious face😆

24 ) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit

while you're ahead"?
He was not a fool he meant take a break and conserve energy🤣

25 ) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
For humans to know how beautiful were their ancestors🤣

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Part 2 :

1 ) How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Ask his wife to go for a week long shopping on his card. He will never sleep thinking about the bills🤣

2 ) If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Blue as the color of the sea will be reflected on the stone. Wild guess not sure😆

3 ) What can you never eat for breakfast ?
Upma and Vermicelli

4 ) What happened when wheel was invented ?
Nothing much they didn't realize the worth of their contribution😉

5 ) Gulf of Khambhat is in which state
No Idea. I will get one once u confirm😆

6 ) .How did a fool and his money get together?
10 % of the people in this world have brains the rest have money. Thats how the world is sweetheart😉

7 ) Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
They are nonexistent.

8 ) Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
cuz it is combination of many things like screen, picture tube etc etc

9 ) When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Cuz it is only the wool which shrinks not the body beneath it

10 ) Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
u can name whatever u want as long as it is considered vegetarian

11 ) Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes😉

12 ) Have you ever snooped in someone else's stuff?
Nope. Never got a chance😆

13 ) Have you ever dissed your best friend
Hmm Ya sometimes but it was all done in anger

14 ) How often do U ignore calls on Ur cell phone?
Very often all the unknown numbers are unattended

15 ) What is your idea of a romantic date?
Go to a remote island and talk about each others life

16 ) Which is the best age to marry?
whenever u feel like and have somebody ready to marry u😆

17 ) Which color do you like the best?
Blue

18 ) If you had a lot of money, where would we go on vacation?
Miami(Florida)

19 ) What are your major goals in life?
One is to give my parents the most luxurious life and other to make this world secular

20 ) Have you ever lied to me and if so, why?
No. Jaroorat nahin padi vaise.🤣

21 ) Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Mumbai. wanna settle down there

22 ) Which part of you that you hate the most?
🤣🤣🤣🤣.....I don't wanna answer this

23 ) When you encounter a sad moment, what would you do?
Try to deviate myself from it

24 ) What are you afraid to lose the most?

25 ) If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Pay my home loan and buy one sea facing house in Goa(Not sure whether it will suffice though with sky high land prices everywhere)

26 ) What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Frank, Faithful, Mature and Smart

27 ) What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
My family

28 ) Are you a shopaholic or no?
Not a girl so No😆

29 ) If you found someone's wallet and there was a $100 bill inside, what would you do with it?
Keep it and feel good about it. May be return to that person if I encounter him somewhere.

30 ) If your friend is doing something bad , would you tell him / her to stop? or Even tell on him / her ?
I would tell him/her to stop and make sure he really stops it.

Originally posted by: shelly_nair

Tejesh, awesome answers yaar...