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If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? well nope! becauz coffin is made already he could prolly sell it to someone else! 😆!

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? Then good on ya! you got some guts! 😆!

Do they bury people with their braces on? I dun no since i m punjabi and we burn the bodies after people die! 😛
How far east can you go before you're heading west? As long as u want! 😆!
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? ask help from insurance people! 😆!
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? Go to other dentist,self-confidence issues! 😛
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? its a HOMERUN! and out! 😛! TV umpire to the rescue! 😆! Affectin the average of batsman since he is out, but then also giving homerun to the team..
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.? ofcourse, if u are drunk and driving bak to state then sure 😛 otherwise i dun no! 😆! i m a good girl u see!
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? because they want to follow the onset rules by their ancestors haha! so jus follow the tradition! 😛
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? I dun no, mayb you can ans tht better! 😉
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? cauz it sounds cool to have two different words! other wise its boring 😛
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? if you say so! 😆!
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it. because of the chemicals!
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Yup cauz people like me will do anything to even have a nap time! and they refusing it! 😆!
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? Nope, its exception! 😆!
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired? in HK nope! 😆! I dun no anythin about NY or texas! feefi you wanna ask this! 😛
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? normal is made of normal garden and fancy one, from some fashion designers garden! 🤣! or mayb its the lookks of the bottle! 😆!
If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half? No.
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? I dun no, mayb they like it tht way 😕
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? Ask the weatherman!🤓
Are eyebrows considered facial hair? Yea!
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? apparently in normal situation its always head, so i will consider the head time...! 😛!

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? depends on him, or on the person who interpret it! 😉
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? yup, by seconds, you refresh it and then it will change again! 🤣
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? to fit in the middle of square to save the meat! [quantity]
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? i checked and it doesnt! 😆!
Can you daydream at night? yea, if you dun sleep sure! 😛!
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? because, it marks the center.. mayb the first person wanted to mark the center position for something, everyone else thought its normal customs to do tht and they followed till now! 🤡
Can crop circles be square? mayb..
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? cauz they go through the stairs! 😆!
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? Nope, totally legal have seen it happenin! but you will look like an idiot! 😆!
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? yup since judge doesnt knw tht! 😉 he can lie though! 😆
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? because white looks more tempting to eat then brown! looks matter in food! 😉
Can animals commit suicide? yup they can! [see feefs question ans]
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? leave them alone, they will tackle the endangered dilemma together 😛
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? do the doctor, if hes main ones, otherwise leave him alone! 😆!
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on? New as in latest version, and improved i.e. better than older one! 😛
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home? how will i knw, mayb you should start the business trend! 😆!
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married? "you may kiss the groom" ! haha! 😆!
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"? we can, i dun no so i cant tell 😛
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables? because apparently in diff cultures, there are diff definition for fruits and vegetable..

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'? because of stomach ache! 😛 they dun die though i havent seen rubal die yet! 😉
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Banks are trees in a way, so they will branches na! the nly diff is its artificial trees imposter! 😛
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts? I dun no.. and i have no idea wht you talkin about
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.? he borrowed from his friend Hen! 😆!
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? Pay one tkt if they argye, pay two if they being noble and gentle! 😛
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly? They said! 😆!
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? because it does, check wikipedia you will knw!~
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? yes in case tall person is sitting and short person is standing up a stage or chair! 😆!
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet? Well, depends on him, if he wants to tell people hes bald or not! 😛!
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated? Cow produces fresh milk, whereas the milk tht goes bad is chemically treated.. 🤪
How fast do hotcakes sell? Pretty fast in HK! like a day..
Do prison buses have emergency exits? neva seen one and neither been to one either! 😛
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space? Prolly they do.. why do i care. 😛
Can a black person join the kkk? whts kkk?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die? because there is natural biological phenomenon to prevent this from happpening! or they are immune to light thanks to electrical eels! 🤣
When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party? yes! 😛
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him? No, they should be thankful tht they didnt commit the sin of killing someone!
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? i have neva been there so i dun no! 😛
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? IDK!
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? because its a song, you can even reach the stars and bring them down in songs you knw! 😛!
Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it? panic situation everywhere so they forgot! 😛
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes? I didnt ask!
Who was Sadie Hawkins? I dun no, plz enlighten me!
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? haha well she can ask the bar people for money since its for business! 😛!
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground? it sounds good! 😆!
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween? Becauz tht day is exception! 🤔
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? neva notices, posssible the movie and previews only!
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Nope, they are always on sale! 😛
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")? Phew u stink! 😛 😆!
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? because its what everyone do! 😛
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk? nope, there digestive system will possibly help in removing alcoholic content! 🤪
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant? yea they are...
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? yea, it sounds cool! 😛
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? they still do! i do! 😆!
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? yea, ofcourse, carry the person along too! 😆!
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all? Theres this thing in world called "sarcasm" thts why!
Do you yawn in your sleep? i dun no ask my sis! 😆!
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts? Thts there way to make friends! 😛
If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal? yea, his wish!
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies? yea they do, cauz it makes them look cooler!
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on? they still do, but the light hides their glow..
If you died with braces on would they take them off? yea, prolly to make the corpse look pretty 😆
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole? neva saw, so cant tell! 😆!
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings? Lemon is expansive tht's y, and people drink more than using the washes which is occasionally.. 🤪 plus who knws the lemon found in washes is from lemon extract or not, they are possibly lying!
Do you wake up or open your eyes first? both, sicne i cant wake up without opening my eyes! 😛
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? in the cages! 😆!
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? because 13 is considered unlucky, so they wont sell any apartments there which results in losss! 😛
How do you handcuff a one-armed man? with the bars!or chairs or something! 😉

ok rest i will post later~

Sirf ek clap? She deserves at least a 100 claps right now. 😆

BTW, did you read ANY answers? Some of them are referred to you. 😆

@rubal sry bhaiyaji i have other very imp work to do, so will see if i get time...! i still have 2 papers to write after reading heaps of papers!

Exactly ji. Hume is duniya ko badalna hoga. Bhalai ka sachi mein zamanna hi nahi raha. Dhillon ji ne itne saare questions de diye jab aapke paas itna saare kaam hein. Aap kitne vyast hein. Hindi overdose right? In short, we need to do something. 😆

I am not good in Hindi too. My Hindi grades have slipped from 5th grade to 7th grade. It was only in 9th grade that I got above 90 in Hindi. (Long time - 4 years to be precise)

Same pinch. 😉