The SGP SIZZLING SENSATION
3 S,s
PRESENTS
THE SCENES OF THE SCENCES
THE KING OF ROMANTIC SCENES
THE ONE AND ONLY LEDGENRY MOVIE
PAKEEZAH!!!
Watch the Original Scene first and try to imagine our scene in the same situation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci_1uTba9f4&feature=player_detailpage
Now Imagine the same train scene is where in a train , our Suhana and Ishaan is travelling to Lucknow, and in the compartment, Meena Kumari is there with her maid. Suhana enters the train and look at Meena Kumari and totally stunned, and Ishaan has not noticed Meena Kumari and he is locking his bag, Suhana pulling Ishaan,s shirt and saying Suhana : Ishaan Ishaan , Meena , Meena ...( she is so stunned that she cant say anything properly) Ishaan: aray Suhana , Meena yahan kahan, tum bhi naa. Suhana : Aray Nah Ishaan Meena , Meena Meena Kumari !!!!OMG OMG
Meena Kumri smiles at Suhana , Suhana is just smilling from ear to ear totally fida on Meena Kumari Ishaan; Kya bakwaas kar rahi ho, kidhar, ..Then Ishaan too looked at Meena Kumari and stunned. Both of them are very happy. Night scene, Suhana lying on the berth , looking constantly at Meena Kumari who is sleeping on her berth. Ishaan is on the top birth fast asleep. Train stops at a station, Raj Kumar enters the compartment, Suhana , looks at him and almost screams and says Suhana : Hey mister, what do you think you are doing??? yeh hamara compartment hai, papa nay book kraya hai aur woh bhi agent say this time!!!! Raj Kumar: sshh!! Maaf keejiyee ga Mohtarmaa ( madam) Suhana : Hey excuse me I am Suhana , Suhana Kyshap not a Mohtarma and mai aap ko Maaf karon ? why ? did you eat my ras Malai???
Raj Kumar: matlab, sorry mai idhar galti say aa ga gaya. Suhana : okey okey. Raj Kumar sits on the empty space near Meena Kumari, feet, she pulls her feet and it makes a " CHUNN" noice, Raj Kumar looks at the feet , mesmarised by it, Suhana is looking at Raj Kumar, doesnt say anything!! Raj Kumar takes a pen from his coat and writes, " Maaf Keejiyee Gaa Iteefaqan Aap Kay Compartment Mai Chala Aya Tha, Aap Kay Paaon Dhekay Bohat Haseen Hain , Inhay Zameen Par Maat Utaarey Gaa Mailay Ho Jai Gain... Aap Ka Eik Humsafar!!!"
He then tries to leave the letter between Meena Kumari,s feet, Suhana jumps in Suhana : Hey Mr. yeh kiya letter wetter Meena Jee jay Paaon par rakh rahay ho, woh kiya letter box hai Raj Kumar: Nahi Nahi Mohtarma.. Suhana ; Aray!! phir Mohtarma , ye hai kaun Mohtarma ??? Mai Suhana hon , Suhana Kyshap!!
Raj Kumar: Han Han Suhana Kyshap, ye khat mai in Mohtarma Kay Liyee chod raha hon app inhay day deejiyee ga meherbaani hogee.
Suhana : Kiya hogee??..., Biryani ??
Raj Kumar: Uff Meray Khuda, yeh kaisee Duniya hai, yahan Bhanti Bhanti Kay log hain ( try to say it in Raj Kumar,s way!!)
Suhana : Ay, hello, yeh Shanti Dadi kee lines hain.
Raj Kumar: Please Girl, would you kindly give this letter to this beautiful lady when she wakes up ( imagine Raj Kumar saying it !!!) Humay Fuzool Baat Karnay kee Aadat Nahi hai warna hum Tumharee Bakwaas Ka Jawab Daitay( just read it in Raj Kumar,s style for the max effect)Suhana; ok Ok, is may kya likha hai , I have to check She reads loud and talk to herself at the same time " maaf keejiye ga Mohtarma .." aray toh in ka naam Meena Kumari Nahi Mohtarma hai, OMG!! " Itafaqan " Ab what is this Itefaaqan " Aap Kay Compartment Mai Chala Aya , Aap Kay Paon Dhekay " Ha Ha !!oh dude , wow paon bhi dhek liyee, bohat taiz hain Mr. Itefaqan"Bohat haseen hain, Inhai Zameen Par Pat Rakhyee Ga Mailay Ho Jai Gain " oh hello !!! OMG agar Zammen par Paon Nahi Rakhay Geen toh Mohtarma toh gir jaye geen , OOMG how would she walk, Suhana turn arounds and see that Raj Kumar s gone. Suhana : Oh well, mai subha Mohtarma koh yeh letter dai dongee Suhana fall asleep , she had the letter in her hand, which flew in her sleep as the window was left open.In the morning Ishaan wakes up, Suhana Suhana: MEENA !! MEENA KE BACHI!!, Coffe, Juice!! Meena Kumari: Kiyaa !!! app hum say coffe mang rahee hain, hum say
Ishaan : No No bus asiay he , sorry sorry!! Suhana wakes up , looks at her hand, looks at Meena Kumari and says Suhana : OMG !! OMG!!! Ishaan woh Mohtarma ka letter kahan gaya, Ishaan: Koan Mohtarma Kaun saa letter Suhana : Aray yeh Aunty In ka naam MOHTARMA MEENA KUMARI hai. eik Uncle nay by God bohat cute sa letter diya tha, it was so romantic but quite wierd too. Meena Kumari: Letter?? Aap ka matlab hai Khaat!! Suhana : No No Letter letter Ishaan : Same thing Suhana Khaat ko english mai letter khetay hain, but us may kiya likha tha??? Suahan : Aray yaar, Something Something( Suhana starts pacing and suddenly remembers and quickly says) " Saaf Keejiyee Ga . MR. Itefaqan Aap Kay Compartment Mai Aa Gayee Thai, Aur Haan Aap Kay Paon Bohat Haseen Hain , AAA HOW CUTE, VERY TRUE AND HE SAID Is Ks Zameen , I MEAN FLOOR Par Mat Utaaryee Gaa Foor Maila Ho Jaayee Gaa!!!!!!"
The End
INDIAN MOVIE HISTORY,S LEDGENDRY SCENE AND THANK GOD IT DIDNT HAPPENED LIKE THAT.
Edited by venture - 14 years ago