Lets laugh and forget SPA for 2min....

Race to the Sun:

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."😆

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Delivered:

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.

The report said, "DELIVERED".😆

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Binocular:

While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him.

But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.

A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars.

The sardar simply said ...
"I am on my way to see a distant relative."😆

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Mareez : Mujhe Ajib si Bimari Ho Gai Hai, Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta.
Hakim : Ye Bimari Nahi, Tum par Allah Ki REHMAT Hai.
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Why do most Indian women request God for the same husband in the next life?
Because efforts taken to train him in this life should not go waste!
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GOD SAID, "I CANNOT BE EVERYWHERE, SO I CREATED MOTHER".
DEVIL REPLIED, "EVEN I CANNOT BE EVERYWHERE , SO I CREATED MOTHER-IN-LAW "!!

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Santa's son was filling An Application form....
The form asked about "Mother Tongue"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likha?
Santa: Likh puttar very LONG AND UNCONTROLLED

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Bhikhari: 10 Rupye de do mobile recharge karke Girlfriend ko phone karna hai
Sardar: Wah bikhari ne bi Grlfrnd banai hai
Bikhari: Nahi. Girlfriend ne Bikhari banaya hai..

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Biggest mystery of Maths: Thousands of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Crores of formulas made but still X is unknown & XXX is well known

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A priest & sardar sitting together in a flight.
When drinks served, sardar orders rum.
Flight attendant asks priest whether he'd like a drink.
Priest retorts: I'd rather be raped by a dozen wh**es than let liquor touch my lips. Sardar returns drink saying, "me too, I didn't know we had a choice. ..!

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Got to go now...Will be back and will add more....