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Posted: 14 years ago
#51
OK...First of all.....CONGRATULATIONS for being in the Hotseat Sheema di


And now...for my questions.....😈


OK....Choose any one from the following WITH REASONS😉


1)Teddy Bear Ishaan OR Tubelight Suhana

2)Bharti OR Suhana

3)Jay dancing on ghunghta ki aar se dilbar ka OR Switching off the TV😆

4)Save Tigers from Humans OR Save viewers from Kekta Mai😆

5)Logon se bhari Kashyaps OR nuclear Bajpais


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Next Set of Random Questions...

1)What would have happened if one fine morning,you find urself getting converted to Kekta Mai?😕

2)After your son grows up...he comes and says...Mumma..I wanna marry Rakhi Sawant....ur comments?🤣

3)If you become the Admin of India-Forums*Hope Vijay Bhai's not readin this😆*,what change would you bring?

4)Which is more confusing...Derivatives and Calculus OR Kekta Mai's hindi Soap?😕

5)If you had the liberty to name the charachters of SGP...what name woulkd you give to...

Ishaan-
Suhana-
Suli-
Sudi-


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Now...Dedicate these lines to any charachter of SGP..

1)Na Jaane Kahaan Se Aayi Hai

2)Dil Bechara,Pyaar Ka maara😆

3)Tedha Hai,Par Mera hai

4)Dhoop mein Chaaya Jaisi😳

5)Umar pachpan Ka,Dil Bachpan Ka😆


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The usual random questions....

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the geeta?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Can animals commit suicide?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?

If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?

If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

If you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you have?

If you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?

What's the colour of your toothbrush?

Are you left or right eyed?

What cd is in your cd-player right now?

What is light year?

Have you ever had an imaginary friend?

How much ketchup do u use?

Are you a "dogperson" or a "catperson"?

What's the meaning of life?

Do frogs have ears?

If you were a worm, how long would you be?

What's the size of your shoes?

Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

Is your middle finger longer than your ring finger?

What shampoo do you use?

What time do you normally go to bed on a working day?

What is the most distant place you've visited (from your home)?

In scale from 1-5, how afraid of dark are you?

Explain relativity.

What's the model of your mobile phone?

How often do you brush your teeth?

The person you would never want to meet?

Who is the person you trust most?

Have you ever collected stickers that are on fruits?

How weird is this?

How old is the oldest cell in your body?

Do you like carrots?

The size of your hard-disc?

What's your favourite word?

If you were a tree, what tree would you be?

What did the last text message on your phone say?

Your worst enemy?

What is your current desktop picture?

What was the last thing you said to someone?


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In one sentence,define-


You-
SGP
Ragini
Me
Laxmi di
Himanshu
Tanu di
Shwetha
Nureat
LadyM
Harika
Pooja di
Vipra
Leo

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Enjoy Answering Sheema Di!!!!😃Cool questions everyone..and awesome answers Sheema di👏👏






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Posted: 14 years ago
#52
was waiting for ur question paper shounak...wow..superb questions...!!!
thank god iam not in the hot seat....;_0

now waiting for sheema di....!!
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Posted: 14 years ago
#53

Originally posted by: shounak-rijul1

OK...First of all.....CONGRATULATIONS for being in the Hotseat Sheema di


And now...for my questions.....😈


OK....Choose any one from the following WITH REASONS😉


1)Teddy Bear Ishaan OR Tubelight Suhana
Tubelight Suhana as I would love to have a daughter in law like her

2)Bharti OR Suhana
Suhana as she is very innocent where as Bharti was very CHATUR

3)Jay dancing on ghunghta ki aar se dilbar ka OR Switching off the TV😆
Still Jay dancing as Suhana would be there, and I like ACTION COMEDY

4)Save Tigers from Humans OR Save viewers from Kekta Mai😆
Definetly save viewers for K Mai as Humans ko kabhi Tiger Kha bhi sakta hai par KEKTA MAI KA KATA PANI NA MANGAY

5)Logon se bhari Kashyaps OR nuclear Bajpais

Kuch BAJPAI SAY ZIYADA AND KUCH KYSHAP SAY KUM!!!

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Next Set of Random Questions...

1)What would have happened if one fine morning,you find urself getting converted to Kekta Mai?😕
NAHI YEH NAHI HO SAKTA SAKTA SAKTA SAKTA>>> I will comit suicide

2)After your son grows up...he comes and says...Mumma..I wanna marry Rakhi Sawant....ur comments?🤣
BHAR MAIN JAO BAIRA GARK< EIK PAISA NAHI MILAYGA
3)If you become the Admin of India-Forums*Hope Vijay Bhai's not readin this😆*,what change would you bring?
Not much just wipe out all the other FORUMS except SPG and anything of which Ragini Khana is part.

4)Which is more confusing...Derivatives and Calculus OR Kekta Mai's hindi Soap?😕
I am willing to learn the first part even though I have no clue about it, but NO WAY the KK SOAP

5)If you had the liberty to name the charachters of SGP...what name woulkd you give to...

Ishaan-
BANNAY MIAN
Suhana-
LOLITA
Suli-
SHAKUNTLA DEVI
Sudi-

SHEILA DEVI

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Now...Dedicate these lines to any charachter of SGP..

1)Na Jaane Kahaan Se Aayi Hai
Off course Suhana

2)Dil Bechara,Pyaar Ka maara😆
Who else Ishaan

3)Tedha Hai,Par Mera hai
DIsha saying this to Elaish

4)Dhoop mein Chaaya Jaisi😳
Badi Maa and Radha Bua for Deepak
5)Umar pachpan Ka,Dil Bachpan Ka😆

ALOOK

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The usual random questions....

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Good one I get both as no one sits next to me!!! I am THAT UGLY

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
I answered this question in my matric exam and I failed, not taking any chance this time to answer it, good try Shonauk I am not answering

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
No as in our country EIK DAFA JO LAY LIA SO LAY LIYA, Paisa wapas nahi hoga bhenji,

Do they bury people with their braces on?
abhi meray ko kiya pata bhai, main teray ko undertaker dhikti kya???

How far east can you go before you're heading west?
When I realize that I forgot my mobile.

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
They go to other dentist as they know that they are not that good and expensive too.

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the geeta?
I dont know they might be a muslim atheist or christian athiasts!!!

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Because we are so obssessed with GORI CHAMRI we want our ice creams white as well.

Can animals commit suicide?
Off course havent you heard GEDAR KI JAB MAUT AATI HAI TO WOH JUNGLE KI TARAF BHAGTA HAI!!!

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Nothing he has connections with with WILD LIFE department.

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
No patient would say , Main nay pora paisa diya hai , phelay mera bari

Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Yeah Jabhi to tum Bhagay thay last time , itnay din say jo gayab thay udher

Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
Uper waqt ka kisi ko fikar nahi, kaun sa kaam par jana hota hai, bus mast ho kar urtai raho.

If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Electric Shock day do bacha to bacha warna eik din sab ko jana hai.

If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
It falls down twice a day the cntracter was dodgy, same as CW

If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
That some one would be me so Meri Kahani Paroosan Ki Zabani

If you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you have?
I Love LE FRENCH

If you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?
ASIAN WOMEN WON THE ENTERPRENURE OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!

What's the colour of your toothbrush?
BLUE

Are you left or right eyed?
I am squint

What cd is in your cd-player right now?
Koi bhi nahi, CD kharaab hai

What is light year?
jab dhanda manda rahay

Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
yes , RAGINI KHANNA
How much ketchup do u use?
I hate KETCHUP

Are you a "dogperson" or a "catperson"?
Non of the above, both of them are spoilt brats

What's the meaning of life?
ZINDAGI

Do frogs have ears?
My husband does !!! he is my frog prince!!!

If you were a worm, how long would you be?
Very tiny cute one like a book worm with glasses on

What's the size of your shoes?
5, 6, 7 jo sasta milay

Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
arai many times at work

What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
nothing I would like to be rememberd by people in there hearts not on the tombstone

Is your middle finger longer than your ring finger?
Shame shame kaisa sawal hai

What shampoo do you use?
I am not suppose to say it would infrindge the contarct

What time do you normally go to bed on a working day?
very early

What is the most distant place you've visited (from your home)?
US

In scale from 1-5, how afraid of dark are you?
1

Explain relativity.
Cant
What's the model of your mobile phone?
I wish I could say iphone 4 but its nokia 71

How often do you brush your teeth?
at least onece a day!!!

The person you would never want to meet?
Asif Zardari

Who is the person you trust most?
myself now as Mum is no more

Have you ever collected stickers that are on fruits?
han aur nahi to kiya phir usi sticker ko dobara fruit par laga kar baich deti hon

How weird is this?
very

How old is the oldest cell in your body?
arai baap rai Shonauk main nay tera kiya churaya tha, kai ko meri lay raha hai

Do you like carrots?
yes

The size of your hard-disc?
Allah ko maloom

What's your favourite word?
Ya Allah Reham

If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
NARYAL

What did the last text message on your phone say?
I AM SICK I CANT COME

Your worst enemy?
Myself

What is your current desktop picture?
microsoft

What was the last thing you said to someone?

FURSAT HOGI TO KAR DONGEE

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In one sentence,define-


You-
UNDEFINEABLE
SGP
IRRESISTABLE
Ragini
BEST
Me
GOOD BOY
Laxmi di
VERY INTELLIGENT
Himanshu
SHAIR _E _AZAM OF OUR FORUM
Tanu di
WITTY
Shwetha
SUGAR SAY ZIYA MEETHI
Nureat
EXCELLENT VM MAKER
LadyM
TO THE POINT
Harika
SWEET
Pooja di
RDFAN
Vipra
RAGNI DEWANI
Leo
SHARP AS LIONESS

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Enjoy Answering Sheema Di!!!!😃Cool questions everyone..and awesome answers Sheema di👏👏






Yaar 3 ghantai ka paper 4 ghantay main kiya!!! sach main sahi bola tha sub nay , mujhai NANI YAAD AA GAI
Edited by venture - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#54
@shounak:
Kya come back kiya hai shounak, itne din se tumhari kami mehsoos ho rahi thi,tumne do teen din mein sari qasar nikal di , yaha to theek hai magar kisi school aur university ka question paper mat banana pata chala ki agle din khabar aayi ki exam ke paper ko dekh ke kuch bachhe behosh ho gaye, kuch chale gaye aur kuch bechare hasne lage shock ke karan😆😆, U must be awarded by IF for such a effort 👏👏 diwali se pehle hi tumne toh missile hi chala di, very good😊

@ Sheema:

Shounak ke question paper ko solve karne ke liye badhai,badi himmat ka kaam tha but u answered very well, hope shounak will fire another such paper bank to u very soon😆😆


@ Laxmi: thanx, koi aisa topic start kare ki speech likh ke IF ke logon ko pakane ka mouka phir mil jaye, bahut din se kisi ko pakaya nahi😆😆, aur ye aap kya keh rahi hai hum aur aapke ustad, na ji na kalam ko aur shayari ko sharminda na kare,

ye kya keh diya aapne ki hume toh sharminda kar diya apne,
apki iss udarta se kuch iss qadar hum hairaan aur pareshan hai ki,
sharam se jhukhi hai ankhen kuch yun ki nazar aa gayi hai zameen samne


Ab aaye hai to kuch nazrana to pesh kar hi date hai,
chupke si hi sahi ek spam toh post kar hi dete ha
i😆😆

1.To the politicians:😡😡
😡
Farmate rahe aaram aap ki shahar mein aapke kai makan hai,
bahar na aaye aap ki ab hum mein sulgi hai aag kuch iss qadar ki,
swagat ko aapke liye tayaar jutoon(Shoes) ki kai dukaan hai
😆😆

2.other: serious😭😭

Tumhe ye shikayat thi ki jab bhi dekha tumne mujhe,
mere chehre pe udasi ke rang koi gehra dekha hai,
mujhe ye ilmm nahi tha ki tumhe maloom nahi ki,
maine ek muddat se apna chehra hi nahi dekha hai.

3.one more:😭😭
Mujhe pata ha
i ki mera anjana astitva hamesha tumhare sawaloon mein tha,
ab umra kat gayi hai phir bhi ek yahi baat kafi hai mann behlane ke liye,
ki ta-umra , khwabon mein hi sahi mein tumhare khyaloon mein tha😳

4. Bye with these funny lines:🤣🤣

Hathiyon ka mela aur ghodo ka tabela,
mahabharat ke yudh mein le aaye bheem ek thela🤣


Shukriya mujhe jhelne ke liye😆👏👏
Edited by Sinha18 - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#55

Originally posted by: Sinha18

@shounak:
Kya come back kiya hai shounak, itne din se tumhari kami mehsoos ho rahi thi,tumne do teen din mein sari qasar nikal di , yaha to theek hai magar kisi school aur university ka question paper mat banana pata chala ki agle din khabar aayi ki exam ke paper ko dekh ke kuch bachhe behosh ho gaye, kuch chale gaye aur kuch bechare hasne lage shock ke karan😆😆, U must be awarded by IF for such a effort 👏👏 diwali se pehle hi tumne toh missile hi chala di, very good😊

@ Sheema:
Shounak ke question paper ko solve karne ke liye badhai,badi himmat ka kaam tha but u answered very well, hope shounak will fire another such paper bank to u very soon😆😆


NAHI BUS AB AUR NAHI BAND KARO YEH POST PLEASE < MAIN NAY KISI KA KYA BIGARA HAI.
AMMI BACHAOO

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Posted: 14 years ago
#56

Originally posted by: venture


NAHI BUS AB AUR NAHI BAND KARO YEH POST PLEASE < MAIN NAY KISI KA KYA BIGARA HAI.
AMMI BACHAOO


Kya kare aapke answer padhke itna maza aa raha hai ki mann hai ki abhi apka aur exam ho, sun rahe ho na shounak and shwetha
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Posted: 14 years ago
#57
sheema di......wonderful answers....loved it....👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Posted: 14 years ago
#58
Time for a new GPOTW!!

Closing topic,
SGP Dev TEam

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