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Here's another wild shot on the adorable Sarabhais. Hope you'll enjoy it! <3
The Wedding Trailer
Maya : Indu, Indu, Utho Indu, UTHOO!
Indravadan : Maya please, mujhe doodh nahi peena Hai
Maya : Ugh, you're a gone case!
*Dials on phone*
Hello Sahil! Good morning beta. Jaldi ghar par aa jao, it's an emergency!
Later, in drawing room
Maya : How could he Sahil? Kaise, kaise chala Gaya woh? Zaroor uss kutti kameeni down-market mawaali ne usko bhadkaya hoga!
Monisha : Mummyji, aapke class Ka kya?
Maya : Tel lene Gaya class!
*Sobs while crying*
Indravadan (offering her tissue) : It's okay naa Maya. Itni Bhi badi baat nahi...
Maya (shots a glance)
*How do you say*
Rosesh uss Jasmine Malwaani ke saath bhag Gaya aur tum keh rahe ho Badi baat nahi? Areey woh Radhabai ke saath bhag jaata, fourth floor waali Ms. Sherry ke saath bhag jaata par woh Jasmine? I feel like dying!
*Monisha starts laughing*
Monisha : Haila Mummyji! Woh 'Daayan Ka Pati Pisaach, Chudail Hui Hataash' serial Mein Bhi jab Pisaach Daayan ke saath bhag jaata Hai toh chudail Ka Bhi yahi reaction hota hai!
*The door bell rings*
Maya : Tum!? Rosesh kahan Hai
Jasmine : Maya masi, ghar Aaye mehmaan se Aise baat karte Hai?
Maya : Ab main tumhaara gala toh nahi ghot Sakti naa beta... Rosesh kahan Hai?
Jasmine : Jokes haan masi, jokes! Aa raha Hai Rosla, bagaaje leke aa raha Hai.
*Rosesh enters, loaded with baggage*
Indravadan : Dekho toh Maya, Chambu ko ekdum coolie banakar rakha Hai!
Maya : Marr Gayi Maya! Par yeh baggage kiska Hai?
Rosesh (shying away) : Humaare Hai Moma
Jasmine : Haash toh vadi! Humaara hi samaan hoga ne Maya masi.
Maya : Tum log bataoge ke kahan Gaye the?
Jasmine : Yeh Ek film Ka tailer tha Maya Masi.
Indravadan : Dekha Maya, tailer! Tailer nahi beta, trailer.
Jasmine : Haan haan, ej! 'Jas Weds Rosley' Ka trailer! Hum aapko khaali yeh bata rahe the ki agar hum bhaag jaate toh aapko kaisa Lagta. Shaadi toh hum aapke Aashirwaad se hi karenge, khot nat keti!
*Sits on the sofa*
Jasmine : Woh Bhai bhasha Mein bole toh open dhamki.
Maya : What? Did you just blackmail me?
Jasmine : Haan wahi wahi, kaaladak.
Rosesh : Moma, please maan jayiye naa!
Jasmine : Agle hafte Mein shaadi nahi toh main Rosesh ko bhaga le jaungi.
Indravadan : Jab chale hi Gaye the toh waapis Aaye kyun?
Jasmine : Yeh, yeh, poochiye aapke laadle ko. Ghar par, apni kavita ki diary bhool Gaya tha toh waapis aana pada.
Indravadan : Toh phir woh trailer?
Jasmine : Aise hi, Indu Masa. Just like hat. Repression toh accha padna chahiye ki nahi?
Maya : Theek Hai Jasmine, I place to you an open challenge. Rosesh ko bhaga Sakti toh bhaga lo!
*Next day*
Arnab : Dad, sab log kahan Hai?
Sahil : Rosesh bed se bandha hua hai kyunki Mom has put him on house arrest.
Arnab : Matlab hathkadi se...
Sahil : Haan bilkul, hathkadi se baandh diya hai
Monisha, Jasmine aur Dad use chudaane ki try Kar rahein Hai aur Mom has gone to a rally against domestic violence.
Arnab : Toh hum chess khelein?
Sahil : Sure beta! Tum fresh hokar aa jao!
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Cheers,
Mahi.
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