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Posted: 15 years ago
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Sangini Samachar' October 3rd '10
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Meeting held at Minister P's residence!!
PM Rudr is waiting for Home Affairs Minister P to make up her mind if she wants to be his deputy. Foreign Minister G has indicated that she will consider the position if P decides to forego it. Minister G agreed to a press conference where she said that, her primary concern is for the smooth running of the country as a whole. And so she had tried to broker a meeting between PM and Minister P. That meeting did not go too well and minister P threatened to resign again.
We also have unconfirmed reports that minister P may take up a private role away from politics and be the CFO of Rai Bahadur Industries. CEO DR Rai Bahdur said that these reports are unfounded and he doesn't know how such rumours start.
Business Watch: G's shop is still non-existent. Puri sales were down from Wednesday, as G produced no puris from Thursday onwards'..and there were further drains on earnings when G financed eunuchs.
Employment Section: position vacant in R's residence for a mahan atma that can understand R and put him to sleep in a minute. This babysitter position is currently held by bhabhi, but RR wants to get rid of free babysitting and pay G to do a 24/7 job. RR wants to set a trend in society and pay a fare wage for services.
Fashion Watch: P's pjs and headband are now old and tired. All other costumes were below par.
Entertainment Section: New star sensation and heartthrob of teenage girls, XX, is rumoured to be G's new problem. R will promote XX to the hilt'but it's unlikely that G will agree wholeheartedly. XX says he's very excited to do this role, as it's the first time he has played a guy that no one wants.
Motoring secton: The new vroom vroom model Rudr1600 will be in showrooms from October 11th. This is Haridwar's first high performance motorbike showroom and there is much excitement. We asked Mr Tangewala whether he would buy one. He said he cannot be disloyal to his horse, so he's not in the market for a vroom vroom.
Sports Section: All have trained for the Commonwealth Games. R P G are all sprinters. We wish them luck.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Oh god... just when we thought indian politics couldnt get any more complicated... Anu-ji, u've decided to throw the tridev in as well????

but, awesome post.....
Sangini newsletter is fantabulous... simply awesome... 👏

p.s. slow down on ur sangini re-runs... its not gd on one's sanity... take some rest... n lets prepare ourself for some serious confusion this week...

1. new guy for g
2. new maid for rr
3. new marriage plans for abhay
4. nothing new with ruhu.. as usual they r still fighting n hugging...
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Posted: 15 years ago
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SJ,as much as i would like to jump the gun and provide scoops that you have suggested, i have to pretend to be an ethical journo and stick to er.. facts as much as possible.
maybe your future gazing can go in the check your stars horo(horror) scope section....i leave that to you.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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locman you are damn funny.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Breaking news.....Defense Minister, who is Home Affairs Minister P's father, has been sacked after security breach at his own beti's residence.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: locman

Breaking news.....Defense Minister, who is Home Affairs Minister P's father, has been sacked after security breach at his own beti's residence.

I bet Home Affairs Minister is deeply hurt at this and is trying her best to defend against this and change her father's profession from Defense Minister to Personal Body Gaurd.......i.e.....sacking the job of Prateik who happened to be the Ex-PBG.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣 🤣 🤣
awesome post............. loved the motoring section 🤣
can we have some scandal news........
and anu, please do a sting operation on rr......... she looks so suspicious always........ 😆
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Originally posted by: locman

Breaking news.....Defense Minister, who is Home Affairs Minister P's father, has been sacked after security breach at his own beti's residence.

🤣 poor guy... his time isnt right......... did he have a gun with him? 😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: Sanu...

🤣 🤣 🤣

awesome post............. loved the motoring section 🤣
can we have some scandal news........
and anu, please do a sting operation on rr......... she looks so suspicious always........ 😆

YEAH!! would love to read some scandal news!!! i bet P's gonna give a "utterly rubbish" expression at that😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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dont get pihused.........pihus expressions r never rubbish
she can stare down both rudr and gauri in a nano sec....... r will go all weak in his knees and gauri will start stammering 😆

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