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These are questions in life that make you go hmm...🤔
But I want your answers for them!
1) What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
2) Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
3) Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
4) Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
5) Can you read a picture book?
6) If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
7) If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
8)Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
9) Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
10) Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
11) If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
12) How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
13) If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
14) How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
15) Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
16) If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
17) You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
18) Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
19) If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
20) Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
21) How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
22) If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
23) Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
24) Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
25) How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
26) Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?
27) Do cows have calf muscles?
28) Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
29) Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
30) Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
BONUS: Do you hate me yet?
Have fun jaanu 😉
Yuks
But I want your answers for them!
1) What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
2) Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
3) Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
4) Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
5) Can you read a picture book?
6) If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
7) If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
8)Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
9) Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
10) Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
11) If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
12) How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
13) If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
14) How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
15) Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
16) If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
17) You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
18) Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
19) If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
20) Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
21) How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
22) If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
23) Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
24) Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
25) How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
26) Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?
27) Do cows have calf muscles?
28) Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
29) Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
30) Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
BONUS: Do you hate me yet?
Have fun jaanu 😉
Yuks
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