i know you guys are obsessed with the tool. here is a small something to make you laugh.
There was this anglo Indian lady who was living in south india. During summer the climate gets so hot she usually goes off to hill stations. So this time she decided to visit a new place and sent a letter to the owner of a cottage.
Here is her letter:
Sir, I would like to rent your place for a couple of months. I would like to know the details. My only condition is I need a cottage with a attached WC. (western toilet/ western closet)
It was the owner's wife who received the letter. She could not make head or tail about WC. So she went to her friend for advice. The friend decided that since she is a Christian the WC meant the western chapel.
Imagine the horror when the anglo Indian lady got this reply
Madam.
I happy to say that your cottage is ready for use. The only problem is we could not find one with a attached WC. But don't worry. When ever you want to go to the WC you can give me a call. I will take you to the WC. The WC is just half a kilo meter from your cottage and it is on a hill. You can get the best view from the WC. You can sing in the WC, pray in the WC. And the people here are so good that they will join you in the WC.
Hope you enjoyed it.