Questions for Baa

)So Baa... now that you are the Top Dog in MM... have to admit you engineered it beautifully. Neither of your two dil's had the foggiest idea of what you were up to. But then again Laurel and Hardy never had any ideas either.

However, all things being equal. I have some questions I would like to ask you...

First off. How exactly do you plan to batwara Meethi? Whenever I think of this one I picture you as a Magician. Abracadabra and Meethi is split in two. But then the doubts start to creep in. Are you going to split her top to bottom or side-ways? Cos either way neither half is going to be able to get much work done... see the problem here Baa?

Next off. Dhani this dhani that is all good and fine. But do you seriously expect to meet Dhani in the place up above? Somehow I think not. Cos Dhani is not up-above. You see I have reliable info that Dhani was re-incarnated as an ant. So I suggest rather looking for the nearest ant-heap. And good luck identifying Dhani amongst those millions of ants. And good luck getting him to actually ask you about what you did to sort those idiots buggering your Modi family up too!

And last but not least. What does it feel like to look at the world through rose-tinted spectacles? You have foolishly chosen to believe the biggest liar in MM. So I assume you are seeing something the rest of us aren't. And no I am not buying that story of you knowing what's happening in MM. Let's be honest here Baa. You don't even know what was made for breakfast this am let alone any clue on what's been happening in MM. That's why you needed Miss Goody Two Shoes aka (edited so as not to offend Rashi fans and earn a banning 😛) to point out to you what was happening. Well her version of what was happening in any event. And you fell for it. Hook, line and sinker...

I have a few more questions but I shall give you the next decade or so to answer these ones first.

Your loving admirer (Not)

ShaunSA

PS. Sorry just one last one. I have been hearing lots of rumors lately about a certain geriatric of MM and a certain young doodhwalla bhai... anything in them? Oh no wait you don't have to answer that one... your blushes just gave it away...

Originally posted by: ShaunSA

)So Baa... now that you are the Top Dog in MM... have to admit you engineered it beautifully. Neither of your two dil's had the foggiest idea of what you were up to. But then again Laurel and Hardy never had any ideas either.

However, all things being equal. I have some questions I would like to ask you...

First off. How exactly do you plan to batwara Meethi? Whenever I think of this one I picture you as a Magician. Abracadabra and Meethi is split in two. But then the doubts start to creep in. Are you going to split her top to bottom or side-ways? Cos either way neither half is going to be able to get much work done... see the problem here Baa?

Next off. Dhani this dhani that is all good and fine. But do you seriously expect to meet Dhani in the place up above? Somehow I think not. Cos Dhani is not up-above. You see I have reliable info that Dhani was re-incarnated as an ant. So I suggest rather looking for the nearest ant-heap. And good luck identifying Dhani amongst those millions of ants. And good luck getting him to actually ask you about what you did to sort those idiots buggering your Modi family up too!

And last but not least. What does it feel like to look at the world through rose-tinted spectacles? You have foolishly chosen to believe the biggest liar in MM. So I assume you are seeing something the rest of us aren't. And no I am not buying that story of you knowing what's happening in MM. Let's be honest here Baa. You don't even know what was made for breakfast this am let alone any clue on what's been happening in MM. That's why you needed Miss Goody Two Shoes aka (edited so as not to offend Rashi fans and earn a banning 😛) to point out to you what was happening. Well her version of what was happening in any event. And you fell for it. Hook, line and sinker...

I have a few more questions but I shall give you the next decade or so to answer these ones first.

Your loving admirer (Not)

ShaunSA

PS. Sorry just one last one. I have been hearing lots of rumors lately about a certain geriatric of MM and a certain young doodhwalla bhai... anything in them? Oh no wait you don't have to answer that one... your blushes just gave it away...