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One day the entire Singh family were watching TV when a commercial came up which said that auditions were going to be held for Indian Idol. Seeing this...
Brijesh: Aaaaah!!! OMG!
Tara: Brijesh, pls don't scream like a girl, you know that scares Bhabho.
Bhabho (crumbled behind a chair): Is he done?
Saloni: Yes, Bhabho, now come out, its ok, he was just excited. Don't know why though, you know you can't sing Bhaisa.
Brijesh: Oh, little miss perfect is at it again! Blah blah blah... just because you can sing doesn't mean you have to crush my self esteem!!
Saloni: Self esteem? Psshhh... like you have any!
Nahar: Stop bickering u two... we have to head to the auditions quickly!
At the auditions the whole family assembles outside the studio to discuss who'll go first. And they see that Ambika has also joined them after seeing the commercials -
Bhabho: The ghar ki bahu will go first!
Tara starts walking ahead when Bhabho stops her...
Bhabho: Not you Tara, when I said ghar ki bahu I meant Saloni!
Tara: I'm the ghar ki bahu too!
Bhabho: Ohh... I guess you are.
Saloni: Tara, just go in! I'm getting bored...
So Tara enters in and says hi to the judges.
Alisha: What are you wearing?? Is that a bathrobe??
Tara: Ha, look who's talking...
Alisha: What do you mean!?
Anu: Not again Alisha...
Tara sings Piyu bole off key, and she is kicked out. Brijesh is next up and he sings Tu hi meri shab hai and he totally messes it up...
Brijesh: tu hi mera sab hai shubha hai tu hi dil hai meri
tum hi mera rabba hai jannu hai tu hi meri gudiya
tera waqt mere liye main hoon na
kaise rahega bhola hoke tu mujhse uhhh..
tum hi mera rabba hai jannu hai tu hi meri gudiya
tera waqt mere liye main hoon na
kaise rahega bhola hoke tu mujhse uhhh..
Anu: Just stop it!!! What have u done to the song?? Do you even know what song is?
Brijesh: Hey, no one talks to me like that. And the training for this song was given by the greatest singer of all times, Saloni!!
Anu: Who?? Ha, she made a fool of you... and u fell for it!
Brijesh:I didn't fall, I'm standing right here. And btw, I have everything! I have money, fame, tara, jiji, saloni, what do you have?
Anu: I'm not going to play dialouge games with you, just get out.
Brijesh: Doesn't anyone say please these days???
He's kicked out, and Ambika is sent in.
Javed: Isn't there an age limit to this show?
Ambika: Look who's talking! Isn't there an age limit for the judges as well?
Javed: Start singing!
Ambika sings Babuji Dheere Chalna.
Alisha: How old are you actually?
Ambika: Not 64 thats for sure! No siree... def not 64!
Alisha: Interesting. Are you sure you'll be able to do the performance rounds?
Ambika: Of course, I might have to rest now and then every min, but I'm sure the audience won't mind.
Anu: I'm sorry Ms.Ambika, you can't come to Mumbai with us.
Ambika (crying): I don't need you.. i... i... (breaks down hysterically crying)
Anu: Uh, ms..
Ambika: Wahahaha!!!
Anu: Somebody do someth...
Ambika: AAaahhhhwahaha!!
Anu: Are u..
Ambika: Awahahawaha!!!!!!!!
Ambika is dragged outside to where the others are standing.
Saloni: What happened mom?
Ambika: Wahahahaa!!
Saloni: There there, we can't all have my talent and good looks.
Brijesh: Saloni, why don't you have a glass of water before you go in?
Saloni: Thanks Bhaisa, wow, atleast ur good at something.
Saloni enters in and...
Saloni: Hello hello, all you honorable judges. I am Saloni, your next indian idol. I'm so talented and good looking, and there is nothing in the world that I can't do. Infact I ripped off the page that says impossible in my dictionary.
Alisha: We appreciate your confidence. What song will you be singing?
Saloni: Don't touch me!
Anu: We're not touching you. Now tell us what you'll be singing.
Saloni: Don't touch me!!
Udit: Ok, miss, we are not touching you.
Saloni: Oh forget it, I'll just sing!
teekhi teekhi teri akhiyaan,
chhooke chhooke behkati hai,
dekh dekh naa yun mujhko,
hosh hosh le jaati hai,
deewaanaa dil kahin kho jaaye naa,
humse khafa koi ho jaye naa
touch me dont touch me dont touch me soniyaa
chhooke chhooke behkati hai,
dekh dekh naa yun mujhko,
hosh hosh le jaati hai,
deewaanaa dil kahin kho jaaye naa,
humse khafa koi ho jaye naa
touch me dont touch me dont touch me soniyaa
touch me dont touch me touch me dont touch me
touch me dont touch me touch me dont touch me
touch me dont touch me touch me dont touch me
Alisha: Stop!! You're like a broken record...
Saloni: Oh no, I forgot the lyrics, here let me try again.
Anu: No no, please! Just leave.
Saloni: LEAVE???!! But I was supposed to be the next indian idol, you have to take me with you!!!
Saloni is dragged out by the security guards. Outside...
Brijesh: Ha! Thats what you get for sabotaging my lovely singing!
Saloni: Oh no, it was that memory loss water u gave me!
All leave angrily while Saloni picks up a piece of empty paper on the ground and writes 'Kick Me!' on it and places it on Brijesh's back. They all walk home wondering why all are kicking Brijesh.
THE END
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