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Ambika and Narpat enter their house to find a surprise party for their 25th wedding anniversary.
Samar: Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary! Here's your present from all of us...
He holds out a ticket to the Bahamas...
Narpat: A ticket to the Bahamas? But what will we do there?
Samar: Don't worry, I've booked a hotel for you as well. Five star hotel!
When they reach there...
Narpat: Wow, this place is air-conditioned!
Ambika: And it looks like it has a buffet, all you can eat!
Narpat: Let me just ask this person where our room is... Hello? Do you know where our room is?
Manager: You are...?
Narpat: Why do you want to know? Are we in trouble?
Manager: No sir, we just want your name.
Narpat: Uh, Narpat. And this is my wife Ambika. You see, we were sent here by our kids for our 25th Wedding Anniversary. We have 3 kids, Saloni is the oldest and she's the best! I don't even know where shud I start to talk abt her. Ok, lets not.... well we have 2 other kids too but we never really liked them. They cried too much and they still haven't stopped. But they did give us the tickets here... U know, It was a really long flight, and the airhostess kept bugging us. We haven't slept for...
Manager (now irritated): No need for your life story sir, we're fine with your names, thank you! Your room number is #678. On the 6th floor... but you can use our elevator, since you're a senior citizen.
Narpat: Senior?!?!? I'm not old! Maybe Ambika is, but not me, no! We're fine with the stairs, thank you very much.
Ambika: Yeah! Hey, wait...! Whom did you call old?
Manager: Can you take this upstairs please?
And Ambika and Narpat walk up the stairs fighting and nagging at each other. When they reach the room Ambika is zapped to see all the expensive stuff in the room.
Ambika: Look at all this free stuff!!! This is all ours.. empty one of ur bags, lets get stuffing!
Narpat: I don't think we shud do that, this all belongs to the hotel.
Ambika: Hotel shmotel, my foot! Our kids paid a fortune for this, I won't let it all go in waste. We have to take it all!!
Narpat: Ok, I'll help you. (Thinking: I never knew I would have to see this day...)
Just then there is a knock at the door, and Narpat opens it to see the manager.
Narpat: Oh no, I didn't know we were being watched. I can explain!
Manager: What are you talking abt sir?
Narpat:Oh, nothing, never mind. What brings you here?
Manager: I came to inform you that your kids have reserved a table for you at the resteraunt downstairs for a candlelight dinner.
Saying this the manager leaves and Narpat-Ambika get ready for dinner and go downstairs. At the resteraunt...
Ambika: Why is it so dark? Somebody turn on the lights please!
Narpat: Ambi Dahling, its supposed to be dark, we're having a candlelight dinner!
Ambika: Ambi Dahling?? You never called me that before... but I like the sound of it!
Narpat: Don't get used to it. This is a 5 star hotel, we can't behave like we normally do here.
The food arrives and Narpat digs in. He notices that Ambika isn't eating, but instead staring at the candles, silverware, etc.
Narpat: Whats wrong dahling?
Ambika: Did you see all these wonderful stuff?? You brought the bag right?
Narpat: No, not really.
Ambika: Come on! Think of something fast... for once in your life think!
Narpat: Hey, I always think! our kids wouldn't be where they are today without my thinking skills.
Ambika: Ohhh, stop talking and help me stuff them in the table cloth.
Narpat: What abt the food? It was so good...
Ambika: Throw them in the flower pot over there! Wait, that flower pot is not bad.. do you think we could take that?
Narpat: No. Its heavy and I'm not helping you pick it up. Now lets go!
Narpat and Ambika pick up the table cloth full of stuff and somehow reach their room.
Ambika: You know what, I don't think we shud spend the night here. We've got to go now...
Ambika and Narpat are almost abt to leave with everything packed up when Ambika notices the drapes. She pulls them off and stuffs them in as well into the already overstuffed suitcase.
When they reach the lobby, they hand the keys over to the manager in a huff and are abt to rush out the door when Ambika trips and falls... the suitcase explodes and all the stuff she collected falls out on the ground.
Manager: What the...
Ambika: Oopsie!
THE END
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