I miss raj very much and it feels like a big loss for forum. So in his absence I am trying to post something that he will like. You must read this and come back quickly we miss you very much. we need your funny touch.
Here are the jokes
Dheer got very rich after he helped singh parivar
he moved to newyork and got a business and made lot of money. but he did not change He always wanted to scam ppl.
one day he walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so dheer hands over the keys of a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the dheer for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
Two weeks later, Dheer returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely,but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000"
Dheer replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"
Ah, the mind of Dheer..... .
Dheer (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
PadamS: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.😆😆
dheer: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
dheer : Nahin meri jeb cut gayi
TT: Chalo
Dheer: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
Very heavy Dheer went to the clinic to lose weight. The Doctor told him to eat what he normally ate for three days, then skip a day. Come back in four weeks and you will have lost at least 4 pounds.
He came back four weeks later, 30 pounds lighter! The Doctor looked at him surprised and said "How do you feel now"? I'm so sore and tired. My muscles ache all over!
Doctor: From not eating?
Dheer : No from skipping!
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