~~~!!!! Very Funny Dheer Jokes!!!!!~~~

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Posted: 18 years ago
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I miss raj very much and it feels like a big loss for forum. So in his absence I am trying to post something that he will like. You must read this and come back quickly we miss you very much. we need your funny touch.

Here are the jokes

Dheer got very rich after he helped singh parivar

he moved to newyork and got a business and made lot of money. but he did not change He always wanted to scam ppl.

one day he walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so dheer hands over the keys of a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the dheer for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, Dheer returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely,but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000"

Dheer replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of Dheer..... .
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padamsingh: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Dheer (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

PadamS: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho
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Train mein TT Dheer se bola: Kahan jana hai?

dheer: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.

TT: Ticket hai?

dheer : Nahin meri jeb cut gayi

TT: Chalo

Dheer: Kahan?

TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
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Very heavy Dheer went to the clinic to lose weight. The Doctor told him to eat what he normally ate for three days, then skip a day. Come back in four weeks and you will have lost at least 4 pounds.

He came back four weeks later, 30 pounds lighter! The Doctor looked at him surprised and said "How do you feel now"? I'm so sore and tired. My muscles ache all over!

Doctor: From not eating?

Dheer : No from skipping!


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Posted: 18 years ago
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Thanks for the nice jokes. 👏

I really enjoyed and laughed reading them. 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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🤣 Excellant Di. All were superb. Too good. Loved each one of them.

Missing Raj, come back please. I am missing your jokes too!!!!. I hope you come back to us soon.
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Posted: 18 years ago
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raj raj raj bhaiiiiiiiiiii plz come back bhai we all miss u so much u know i am upset n we all want u back aa jao bhai ...........aa laut ke aaja mere bhai tujhe mere geet bulate hain 😭 plz plz conme back bhai
raksha nice jokes hilarious jokes especially d first one n d ullu one u rocked n thanx for posting thsi thread we all need raj back raj raj wapis aao....raj raj waapis aao.................
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Posted: 18 years ago
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raj ke liye...............zamane ke dkehe hain rang hazaar nahi kuch siwa pyaar ke aake tu sambhaal le hum sabko mere bhai nahi kuch siwa tere pyaar ke..........
raksha ke liye...........chaudhvi ka chaand ho yaa aaftaab ho jo bhi ho tum khuda ki kasam laajawab ho....
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Posted: 18 years ago
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raj this is for you.
aa laut ke aaja mere bhaiya 😭
tujhe hamari roti aankhe bula rahi hai
tere bina sune pade hum sab
tujhe hamari roti aankhe bula rahi hai 😭
raj tumhe mujhe rulane ka paap bhi lag raha hai.
Edited by ramas - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago
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well said raksha raj bhai ..................raksha ki baat ko samjho bhai
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Posted: 18 years ago
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raj ke liye ..........

bhaiyaa mere pyaare se bandhan ko nibhana
roti aankhon ko thandak pahunchana
bhaiyaa mere aansuwon ko na behne dena
jaldi se aake fir se hansana
Edited by shijhu - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago
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raj ke liye ..........

bhaiyaa mere pyaare se bandhan ko nibhana
roti aankhon ko thandak pahunchana
bhaiyaa mere aansuwon na behne dena
jaldi se aake fir se hansana
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Posted: 18 years ago
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hanste hanste kat jaaye raste zindagi yun hi chalti rahe
khushi mile ya gum badlenge na hum duniya chahe badalti rahe ...........maana jaane wale laut ke kab aate hain pyaar agar sachaa hoo bichde mil jaate hainnnnn 😭

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