đMumbai-Ishtyle...New Saat-Phere..Part-2đ
Hello friends this is the 2nd part of my Mumbai-ishtyle..New SP..As all of you remember that Brijesh and his family had gone to Bombay for few days and when they came back, they started speaking in typical bombaiyya style bhasha...so here it is 2nd part..
Narpat's house:-
Samar calls Saloni and ask her what she had said to Papa as he is fainted. Saloni hearing this gets restless disconnects the fone and goes to Nahar.
Saloni:- ''Nahar, arre bhidu waat lag gayi hai.'' Nahar:- kya bolti hai Saloni? kisski waat lag gayeli hai? teri...''
Saloni:- arre nahi baap, apun ke baapu ki waat lag gayi, woh kya hai apun ne usse aise hi baat ki toh, apun ki baat sunke wahin tapak gaya sofa par.Samar ne bulaayelaa hai apun ko.''
Nahar:- ''chal apun bhi tere saath chalta hai.'' Brijesh comes there and ask,''kya huaela hai Nahar, tum log bahut tension mein dikh rahela hai baap.Koi locha hua hai kya?..Nahar,'' nahi bhai apun Saloni ke saath abhi jaake aata hai.'
Saloni and Nahar reaches Narpat's house. Narpat is sitting on sofa and Ambica, Shubra and Samar are beside him.
Saloni:-''kya hua baapu?''Kya locha hua hai? kaayku itna tension mein baithela hai?''..Hearing her bombaiyya slang, Ambica slips from sofa and the tea cup slipped from Samar's hand. Shubra was stunned.
Narpat:- ''kuch nahi beti aise hi zara sa chakkar aa gaya tha.''kaisi rahi tumhari bombay ki trip? Damaad jee kaise hain aap?''
Nahar:-''Apun ekdum jhakaas hai baap,....sorry sasurji.''bhool mein apun se mistake ho gaya.Bombay mein bahut dhamaal kiya apun sabne.''
Samar ko bhi chakkar aane laga. Shubra was like shocked, couldn't believe her ears. She took Saloni in her room.Shubra told her about Kaveri, how she insults and misbehaves with our parents and Buasa and me. Saloni quitely listens, she ask Shubra where kaveri is now?..shubra,'' she has gone to her friend's house,will be back soon.'' They both join again with Narpat and Ambica.
Samar:- ''jeeja sa, aapka kaam kaise chal raha hai?'' Nahar:-'' arre ekdum first-class, chal rahela hai yaar. Saloni apun ko ek cutting milega?''
Ambica, Narpat, Samar and Shubra all asks,''CUTTING" yeh cutting kya hai saloni?.. Saloni laughs and says,''arre maa, bombay mein log chai peete hain, toh half-cup ko cutting bolte hain.'' wahan cutting ka fashion hai.''
Narpat:-OO, matlab aadha cup chaahiye.'' arre Damaad jee aapka hi ghar hai, cutting kyun peete hain?..Shubra ek bada thermos bhar ke le aao Damaad jee ke liye.'' Ambica just cannot understand whats going on, the way Saloni and Nahar are talking.
Ambica:-''laddo, yeh tujhe kya ho gaya hai? kahin koi bhoot-pret ki chaaya toh nahi hai?Suno jee, hum apni laddo aur damaad ko kissi tantrik ke pass le chalte hain, nazar utaarne ke liye.""
Kaveri enters and she ask Ambica,''kisski nazar utaarne jaa rahe aap log?'' Ambica tells Shubra to prepare the tea and pakode for Saloni and Nahar. Kaveri dint likes it and gets upset. she says in sarcasticly,'' haan jaao, Shubra, Saloni di aur Jamaai sa ko bahut bhook lagi hogi, bombay se kuch khaa kar nahi aaye honge.''
She taunts Shubra and Ambica, Samar is quite, but Narpat feels bad.
Saloni:-''ae, Shaani, zyaada baat mat karna apun ka maa-baap se aur Shubra se, nahi toh teri yahan khade khade waat lagaa doongi, apne ko samjhti kya hai chawanni-chhap? apun ka baap ka paisa hai, tera baap toh ekdum tapori aur kangaal hai, iskeliye tu aise fatte hue kapde pahenti hai.''
Kaveri ko jaise saanp soong gaya, uski bolti bandh ho gayi, as if she has seen a ghost. Saloni says,'' ek baat kaan khol ke sunle yedhi, tapori ki beti taporan, apun ka saath mein aur apun ka ghar mein bankas nahi maangta.'' Chal jaldi se apun ka Nahar aur sabke liye bhajiyaa aur chai banaakar le aa.''
Kaveri:-''bhajiyaa?'' yeh bhajiya kya hota hai?..she asked politely, she was too scare to see this new avatar of Saloni.
Saloni:-''arre, Taporan, yedhi, Pakode banaake laa..bombay mein PAKODA ko bhajiya bolte hai, samjhi, khaali peeli abhi time nahi kar.
Nahar:-''saloni, abhi toh isko chai-bhajiya bola, lekin raat ka bol do, raat ko breakfast mein kya banaayegi?..apun ka pet mein chuha-log kabaddi khel rahela hai baap.
kaveri:-''rrrraaat mein breakfasttttttt?..toh dinner kab karenge aap log?..
Saloni:-''jaati hai yah doon ek kaan ke neeche rakh kar, ulti khopdi..chal bhaag yahan se, apun ka sar mat firaa.Dimaag ka dahi mat kar,thakeli kahin ki.''
Kaveri is in tears, she looks at Samar, but Samar looks at Saloni and smiles.
As kaveri is about to go Saloni says:-''aur sun chhapan-churi,hateli, aaj se tera yeh naatak bandh, nahi toh aisi teri waat laga doongi ki saari nautanki bhool jaayegi.''..
Kaveri goes in kitchen and she prepares tea and pakodas and brings for them like a obedient servant.
Shubra, Samar, Buasa, Ambica and Narpat are looking in each other faces and smiles.
Saloni to kaveri:-''aur sun chhamak-chhalo, apun sabka khaane ke baad yeh sab bartan jaake dhona, nahi toh tere dho daaloongi TIDE sabun se.Tera bahut din se ghar mein naatak chal rahela hai, abhi apun ko aur lafda nahi maangta.''
Kaveri:-''SSSSaloni di'' mujhse galti ho gayi, aage se aapko mauka nahi doongi, aaj raat ko breakfast mein kya banaaon?''
Saloni:-''ae, shaani, apun ka bheja mat ghumaa..abhi apun sab naashta ka rahela hai, khaane ka time baat nahi karne ka..kya?.'' Nahar se poocho ki raat ko breakfast mein kya khaana hai usko?''
Nahar:-''Apun ko baap, raat mein, Daabeli, Usal-Pao, Wada-Pao, Pav-Bhaji, saath mein apun ko Naarangi peene ka hai.''
Narpat and all others.''NAARANGI''...yeh toh khaate hain, peete nahi hain.''
Samar:-''jeeja sa, aap mistake kar rahe hain.'' Naarangi (orange)toh khaate hain.''
Nahar and Saloni smiles. Saloni says:-''woh kya hai Samar, tumhare jeeja sa, bombay mein ek baar country sharab(desi-daaru)pee thi, usko NAARANGI kahte hain.''
Kaveri hearing all those dishes and about NAARANGI and locha, hateli, thakeli, waat, cutting, yedhi words she faints.
That's all for today's episode, will be posting soon the 3rd part. I hope you must have enjoyed it. waiting for ur chat-pate comments for this garma-garam episode.
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