Jokes on Dheer, Kaveri ,Samar & Kunjan

Few jokes on Dheer , Kunjan ,Samar ,and Kaveri...

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Dheer: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Dheer : Oye ..what U MEAN which year....Every year yaar . 😆😆😆

Manager asked to Dheer at an interview: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Dheer spontaneously replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X .😆

After returning back from a foreign trip, Dheer asked Aditi,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Aditi: laughed and said ...No! Why?
Dheer: Thats what I thought...But in London a lady asked me... Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. Asked to Dheer: "Can U tell me about Any great man born in India?"
Dheer thought for a moment and said: "No sir, only small babies!"

Lecturer: "Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi."
So Dheer wrotes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanthi....I thought Kamala was his wifes name......"

Dheer got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool! I have a pass!"
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American told Kunjan : "In our country 90% of marriage is fixed by Internet. "
Kunjan: " .Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai...(wow great man ...here in India we get married to 100% female)

Interviewer: "Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire... how will you escape?"
Kunjan : "Its simple. I will stop my imagination!"
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Kaveri : "You cheated me!"
Shopkeeper: No Madam I didn't..."How ? "
Kaveri : "You said this is American made radio. But when I switched it
ON, it says All India Radio!"

Samar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "What you did till evening?"
Samar : "Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it all right."

Samar got promotion from clerk to manager and a bungalow as a perk. He went home and told Kaveri "From Today you have to Live with the manager in his big bungalow..."
Kaveri: Ok ...when will he come to pick me.


Hope you Enjoyed the jokes...😊
Apologies if any of it was a Repeat...

Are my jokes so bad ...Made no one laugh.... 😭 😭 😭
People just read and passed away...with even appreciating just like the wind which blew away the petals of the flowers without even appreciating the beauty of the flower... 😭 😭 😭

Originally posted by: sakhi

Are my jokes so bad ...Made no one laugh.... 😭 😭 😭
People just read and passed away...with even appreciating just like the wind which blew away the petals of the flowers without even appreciating the beauty of the flower... 😭 😭 😭

aaaahw, noooo i liked them Sree 😆
i loved them.
they're goooood ! 😃

😆

ur jkz r funni di.. 😳

Originally posted by: sakhi

Are my jokes so bad ...Made no one laugh.... 😭 😭 😭
People just read and passed away...with even appreciating just like the wind which blew away the petals of the flowers without even appreciating the beauty of the flower... 😭 😭 😭

😊😊Thanks sree, they are really good jokes, dont be sad, even we also face same thing, they just read and pass by without writing few words of appreciation, but they will attack from all sides to critizise, this the truth of world, appreciation is not in their dictionary. Sree keep it up good job..we are here for you.👏

Thanks Manisha ,Raj and lil_mizz_patel 😊
Iam not so good with jokes but I read some yesterday in Library and remembered Raj jokes on Dheer and so I tried writing few of it from what I remembered ...Changing the names...to suit the character 😊

Thanks Manisha ,Raj and lil_mizz_patel 😊
Iam not so good with jokes but I read some yesterday in Library and remembered Raj jokes on Dheer and so I tried writing few of it from what I remembered ...Changing the names...to suit the character 😊

Originally posted by: sakhi

Thanks Manisha ,Raj and lil_mizz_patel 😊
Iam not so good with jokes but I read some yesterday in Library and remembered Raj jokes on Dheer and so I tried writing few of it from what I remembered ...Changing the names...to suit the character 😊

Sree dont feel sad, it was a good try, i liked ur collections of ur jokes, keep on writing, dont worry wether u get the responce or not, just do waht u feel is good.😊😊

👏
To good, sree. Had a blast reading them. 🤣

Originally posted by: sakhi

Thanks Manisha ,Raj and lil_mizz_patel 😊
Iam not so good with jokes but I read some yesterday in Library and remembered Raj jokes on Dheer and so I tried writing few of it from what I remembered ...Changing the names...to suit the character 😊

no problem.
i liked your jokes ! 👏
i saw that lots of people saw it, but didn't comment on it..
no problem.. you can count on me 😃