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Hey guys... Kruthi is back in action!😎 I'm restarting my silly stories. 😃
One morning Saloni was walking along the road toward the temple when her phone rang.
Saloni: Hello? What?! You have my family all tied up??? Ok, I'll be there to come save my family!
So Saloni went to the old oak tree around the corner where the mysterious man had told her to go to meet her family. But when she got there...
Saloni: Where is everyone, and who are you and what do u want??😕
Mystery Man: So many questions, boy are you curious! I am the one who called you here, duh!!!😳 I couldn't actually tie up ur family.... they're huge. Here, drink this kheer.
Saloni: Ha, do u actually think I'll fall for that one?
Mystery Man: You have to drink that kheer! Its the only way you can meet your family again... and Brijesh. *Ahem ahem...*😉
Saloni: Give it here!😃
Saloni drinks up the kheer and finishes it all.
Mystery Man thinking: Wow, that was easy...
After drinking up the kheer Saloni faints and wakes up to find herself in...
Saloni: JAIL???😕
Nahar: Saloni... why did u always have to carry that gun in ur purse?? We don't need u to shoot anyone, we are fine. Now look, the police found out that u are carrying one and put u in jail! 😭
Saloni: Hey! How come they were looking in my purse???
Nahar: Well, that, uhh... umm...
Brijesh: Oh forget that, how are you doing Saloni?
Saloni: I'm fine... just a few bruises.😳
Nahar: ughhh... anyway, come on. I bailed you out.
So Saloni, Nahar, and Brijesh all come home only to see Chamki dancing to 'Beedi' and Dheer standing on the couch, dancing along.
Chamki: Beedi jalai lay
Jigar se piya
Jigar maa badi aag hai
Jigar se piya
Jigar maa badi aag hai
And while dancing, she bumps into Saloni and pushes her on the ground.
Saloni: Owwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brijesh: Saloni! Are you alright?
Saloni: No, I'm just lying here on the ground because I'm sleepy...grrrr
Brijesh: Oh, thats good.
Saloni: Oh just shut up. I'm hurt here and you're back with ur dumb questions.
Bhabho takes her to her room...
Saloni: Bhabho, how come I've been having such bad luck today?
Bhabho: How do I know?
Saloni: It all started when I met that man under the oak tree!!! I remember now.
Bhabho: Oh, I know that guy!
Saloni: What do u know abt him?
Bhabho: He gives bad luck to all who drink his kheer. To get rid of ur bad luck U have to give his kheer to someone else.
Saloni: Ok... I know exactly who I'm going to pick... He he he...😈
At Chandni's house, the doorbell rings...
Chandni: Hello? Oh its you again... what'd u want? More sugar?
Saloni: Nope, just wanted to give you this kheer. I made it myself!
Chandni: Oh no...
Saloni: I mean, Nahar made it!
Chandni: Really? In that case I guess its ok. Give it to me.
Chandni drinks up the kheer and faints. The next morning she finds herself in jail...
Chandni: SALONI!!!!!!!!!😡
The End
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