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Dheer, Kunjan aur Samar ke naye Kaarnaame...😆
After watching last nights episode of SP...all of the viewers must be upset and feeling sad about what they showed..Here's an tonic for all of you...just read and release your tension, Arre circuit inko bol aisa bhi log hain aur aisa bhi hota hai, life mein kabhi kabhi..😆
1)...
Kunjan and Dheer are discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," Kunjan says.
"Thought...?" Dheer asks. "What do you mean?"
"Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me," Kunjan says.
"Wasn't that love?" Dheer asks.
"No, that was obsession," Kunjan explains. "Then two years ago, I cared very deeply for an attractive woman who didn't understand me."
"Wasn't that love?" asks Dheer.
"No, that was lust," Kunjan replies. "And just last year, I met a woman while I was on a cruise. She was gorgeous, intelligent, a great conversationalist and had a super sense of humor. Everywhere I followed her on that ship, I would get a very strange sensation in the pit of my stomach."
"Well, wasn't that love," asks Dheer.
"No. That was motion sickness!" Kunjan replies.😆😆(Thakela Majnoo ka chela)
"Thought...?" Dheer asks. "What do you mean?"
"Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me," Kunjan says.
"Wasn't that love?" Dheer asks.
"No, that was obsession," Kunjan explains. "Then two years ago, I cared very deeply for an attractive woman who didn't understand me."
"Wasn't that love?" asks Dheer.
"No, that was lust," Kunjan replies. "And just last year, I met a woman while I was on a cruise. She was gorgeous, intelligent, a great conversationalist and had a super sense of humor. Everywhere I followed her on that ship, I would get a very strange sensation in the pit of my stomach."
"Well, wasn't that love," asks Dheer.
"No. That was motion sickness!" Kunjan replies.😆😆(Thakela Majnoo ka chela)
2)..
Dheer went to his doctor to see what could be done about his constipation
"It's terrible," he said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week."
"I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
"Naturally," Dheer replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night."
"No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"
"Naturally," Dheer answered, "I take a newspaper."😆😆(Mamoo iska meter down kabhi hoga)
"It's terrible," he said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week."
"I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
"Naturally," Dheer replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night."
"No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"
"Naturally," Dheer answered, "I take a newspaper."😆😆(Mamoo iska meter down kabhi hoga)
3)..
Two young medical students Dheer and Kunjan were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and discussing any abnormalities with each other that they may have seen in passers-by. They would then attempt to make the correct diagnosis. They spotted Samar leaving a bar sort of "duck waddling" down the street at a slow pace.
The two students Dheer and Kunjan introduced themselves to Samar and told him that they didn't agree with each others diagnosis of the his problem.
One says, "My friend thinks you have a bad case of hemorrhoids, and I think you have a hernia. Which of us is correct?"
Samar replies, "Well boys, I thought it was a fart, but it looks like we were all wrong!"😆😆😆..(arre mamoo boley toh...kar diya kya?..haaila😆)
The two students Dheer and Kunjan introduced themselves to Samar and told him that they didn't agree with each others diagnosis of the his problem.
One says, "My friend thinks you have a bad case of hemorrhoids, and I think you have a hernia. Which of us is correct?"
Samar replies, "Well boys, I thought it was a fart, but it looks like we were all wrong!"😆😆😆..(arre mamoo boley toh...kar diya kya?..haaila😆)
I hope you must have enjoyed the jokes..post ur comments and suggestions..
Thanks...set_raj.
God Bless You.
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