Dheer-N- Kunjan...Jokes..More Added

Dheer and Kunjan..😉.Raam milayi jodi...😆

Dheer and Kunjan..hmmm wat a pair...mindblowing...two jokers together....here are some more jokes on them...read and enjoy it..😃

1)...Dheer went to Mexico as a tourist, and he was getting tired of
walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can
I rent a donkey?'

The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses.
This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you
want to make him stop."

Dheer rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a
hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call
the wieners."

Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another
tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener while I scratch my ass?"..😆

2)..
Dheer is dying of Cancer.
His son Ishaan asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom ..😆

3)..Kunjan:-What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?..
...Dheer..:- .... Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai....doosri bigadati hai toh ''SHURU'' ho jaati hai....😆😆

4)..

Sir: bachcho kasam khao, kabhi sharab,cigarette nahi pioge,non-veg nahi khaaoge.
Dheer and Kunjan: nahi khaenge sir.

Sir: kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.
Dheer and Kunjan: theek hai sir.

Sir: juaa nahi kheloge.
Dheer and Kunjan: ok sir.

Sir: desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.
Dheer and Kunjan: de denge sir, AISI JAAN ka aur karenge bhi kya..😆 😆😆...

I hope you must have enjoyed the jokes....waiting for ur responce, ur comments.😃Thanks..keep smiling..😆Set_raj..😊

Added some more:-

1)..Kunjan:-Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Dheer:- Taaki woh marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye, toh achcha feel kare aur agar, Narak jaye to homely feel kare... 😆

2)..Kunjan:-Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Dheer:-It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins! ....😆😆

3)..Kunjan:-Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
Shubra:-To tell each other affectionately. ..Sweetheart U R Dead! 😆


Hope you will enjoy them...waiting for ur replies..thanks..Set-raj.

😊you can add more jokes here.. 😊

Raj - those jokes are the best. haven't stopped laughing since i read them. loved the 2nd and 3rd ones the best. keep your jokes coming.

thanks patsy...sure.. i will.. 😃

raj you are just tooooo much. I hav ebeen laughing like crazy. 🤣 😆 😆 loved the jokes. 👏 👏

🤣 Loved your jokes. Very Funny.

hi frnds..i hv added some more jokes now...u can read and thm and enjoy. 😊

waiting for ur responce n replies.. 😊

raj the jokea are too hillarious but make sense. 👏 👏 🤣 kya teer nishane pe lagaya hai 😆

ommmgggggggggg....u maked me laugh...really!!!...u kno when u laugh your life gets longer so tnx 4 dat n i hope u will post more suchjoskes plss do dat...these was rewalllyyy WONDERFULL JOKES 👏