jokes..

rules for Good student
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1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.
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2) Keep the college clean so stay away.
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3) Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room.
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4) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.
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5) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.

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a motorist hit a sparrow..
he tuk de unconscius bird
& put in a cage wid bread
& water..

bird wakes up, luks aound
n screams

" saalakhein!!!!!!!!
oh my god i hve killed de
MOTORIST "

hw r they? pls leave ur comments. will try n post more..😊

😆 they were really funny, and I had a nice laugh. Thanks 😆 😆 Do post more. 😆

Superb...lovely ... still laughing... 🤣

haha they were funny. 😆 😆 thanks. 😃 do post more soon 😛

hey guys, thanx for ur comments. here's another one for u all. hope u like it 😛

THE CHEMISTRY OF MAN AND WOMAN

There have been two new additions recently to the periodic table of chemical elements

Element name: MAN

Symbol: Xy

Atomic weight: 180+

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, ageing samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KID (Element: Child) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralizes by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.


Element name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO

Atomic weight: (Don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at anything and may freeze at anytime. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful wealth reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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here's another one too, really loved it!!

Bill Gates had announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi.

Here are some Windows related terms that are to be used in
the

Hindi version of .........Khidkiyan'DoHazar ( Windows 2000 ):

1.Phaail = File

2.Bachao = Save

3.Aise Bachao = Save as

4.Subko Bachao = Save All

5.Mujhe Bachao = Help

6.Dhoondo = Find

7.Firse Dhoondo = Find Again

8.Hilao = Move

9.Dak = Mail

10.Dakiya = Mailer

11.Paas se dhekho = Zoom

12.Door se dhekho = Zoom Out

13.Kholo = Open

14.Bandh Karo = Close

15.Naya = New

16.Purana/Khatara = Old

17.Badli Karo = Replace

18.Bhaago = Run

19.Chaapo = Print

20.Dekh Ke Chaapo = Print Preview

21.Nakal Utaaro/Kaapi =Copy

22.Kaato = Cut

23.Chipkao = Paste

24.Payshal Chipkao = Paste Special

25.Goli Maaro = Delete

26.Nazaara = View

27.Hatyaar = Tools

29.Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet

30.Kalti Maaro = Exit

really nice..good job....had a good laugh.. 😛 👏