Must Read!!!!!-Ishaan Jokes

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
ISHAAN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
ISHAAN : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : ISHAAN, go to the map and find North America.
ISHAAN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : ISHAAN !
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TEACHER : ISHAAN, how do you spell "crocodile"?
ISHAAN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
ISHAAN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : ISHAAN, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ISHAAN : I is...
TEACHER : No, ISHAAN. Always say, "I am."
ISHAAN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
ISHAAN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
ISHAAN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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ISHAAN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
ISHAAN: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
ISHAAN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, ISHAAN, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
ISHAAN: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. <>
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
ISHAAN: A teacher
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Enjoy guys!!!😆😆

wow good ones. my 10 year old son really enjoyed these jokes 😊

Originally posted by: mandate

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why so confused?😉

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The crocodile one had me in splits!!

It is very funny keep it up!

Hiliarious!!!

I could not control my laughter in the office.

Gud work keep it up

But change the subject of the post !!!

Originally posted by: sushavvi

Hiliarious!!!

I could not control my laughter in the office.

Gud work keep it up

But change the subject of the post !!!

Thanks for the suggestion to change the name of the post😃

Glad you all enjoyed them.

That was funny Kruthika, good work, keep it up! 😃 😆

hehehe..those were funny. I can't stop laughing!!! hahhhha
good job! 👏 👏

wow that was really funny 😆 that was really good 👏