SP Times & Buzz vol 48 very funny joke

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***Summary***
Brij is angry with tara for letting masi insult saloni. tara gets angry saying why is he always concern about sal? Adi calls sal ma that makes Tara more insecure. Every one gives shagun to adi. sal wants to but hesitate. Brij asks sal. But Tara says no. Brij tells bhabho Tara is insecure and feels sal will take away advtiya. adi is sick and not gettting better so lali masi burns chili saying adi has some one evil shadow and she means saloni. tara tells sal to keep sal away from adi. sal is upset and blames herself. lali masi takes tara to baba who repeats same. brij is worried when tara does not return till late. tara comes home and break news that sal is making adi sick. sal cries so much. Lali masi and kali are so happy.





Brij asking bhabho to put his head in her lap and sleep.
Brijesh telling lali masi not to create problems and also brij trying to convince Tara.






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***Jokes ***

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her
morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long
black hearse about 50 feet behind the
first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance
back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman was so curious that she respectfully
approached the woman walking the dog and said,
"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a
bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.
Whose
funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

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An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."


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Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," He responded.

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

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****SP Dev Team****

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BabyGirl0828 thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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awwww...very nice NL
Love the Jokes:)?...?..
ch0c0lates thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Loved the jokes, especially first and last!
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Great Nl as always Di 👏 👏
It's really beautiful....I loved the jokes. They are so funny 😆 😆
This week there was a lot sad episodes ( moments) on Saath Phere...You are great jokes made my day. They are fantastic...👏 👏
Great work Di...Keep it up with your awesome and wonderful work
Congrats to all the winners...😊
Take care and keep smiling
aap ki choti behan Reena
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Great work as usual.... Love the jokes

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Gr8 NL as always.
I enjoyed reading the nice funny jokes.
Keep up the good work.👏
Congrats to the winners and active members.👏I
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: *PakiBeauty*

awwww...very nice NL

Love the Jokes:)?...?..

I loved them too thanks.
ramas thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: ch0c0lates

Loved the jokes, especially first and last!

I love to post jokes aren't they fun thanks.
ramas thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: jaanlover

Great Nl as always Di 👏 👏

It's really beautiful....I loved the jokes. They are so funny 😆 😆
This week there was a lot sad episodes ( moments) on Saath Phere...You are great jokes made my day. They are fantastic...👏 👏
Great work Di...Keep it up with your awesome and wonderful work
Congrats to all the winners...😊
Take care and keep smiling
aap ki choti behan Reena

thank reena for always encouraging words.

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