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Who do you think will get the red card in the next episode???

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The chat is partly fictitious partly real and any resemblance to any living or other person is regretted and not intentional.

Bhaskar he host is in Dark Red while Khushijee in blue.

BT - Hello friends, welcome to this new chat show of Gupshup Tadka Maar ke with your host here carrying all the tadka's in his hand though he is a bad cook let me warn you all before hand. Today's episode we have a celebrity who has won everyone's heart here. Some say she is a "heart thief", some say she is cute some find her sweet. So let us all welcome this special guest for today's show, Khushi Jee!!! Welcome Khushi Jee....

KJ - Hi everyone!!!!

BT - Khushi Jee it's so nice to get you here with us. We are all really honoured. Without wasting much time lets get on with the show.

KJ - One moment Bhaskar. Who's the girl behind the camera? She seems to be in a better get up than me. Please make her wear some rags... You know na then... IF is full of members drooling on the side ones than the main cast.

BT = Oh that!! That's Ammu our cameraman. But why worry!! She is behind the camera not in front.

KJ - You never know Bhaskar when the camera may get turned. **deliberately who knows** Fine.... then make a rule that camera should be only on the main cast.

BT - **these stars and their starry tantrums** Ammu now listen. As per new CoC see that the camera never turns back. ***ammu gulps and nods her head*** If it happens even once be prepared to get a raise in your salary. Oops... Lower in your salary. Sorry Khushijee kya hai na that raise your WL is the habit we have fallen into saying always so... Hope now its fine.

KJ - Yes ok now lets get on..... noooooooo what is this Bhaskar. You have so many celebrity pictures put up but no picture of my Shahid!!! Ohhhh ***sniff...sniff...takes out her kerchief and wipes her eyes***

BT - ***but this part was not scripted in the show....what am I supposed to say now*** Ahem.. Khushijee.... actually Shahid has been invited to attend the show and as soon as he is over with his shooting will be here with you. ***hope this help in getting the TRP... will make sure to air this part in the promos of the show***

KJ - What???? My Shahid here!!!!!!! Ammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BT - AAMNA!!!!!!!!!! Where? **runs off to the entrance... come back again jumping** Khushijee where's Aamna??

KJ - Bhaskar!!! Will you sit down now and start the show with me instead of running off after Aamna.

BT - Oh Ok!! Yes so... well Khushijee we have information that there is going to be a remake of Munna Bhai M.B.B.S, in which you are playing the role of Munni Behen M.B.B.S. Now if you have to pick up 3 candidates to play the role of 'Circuitni', who are supposed to be your best buddies, who would they be?

KJ - Well Bhaskar you know I don't believe in keeping any such side casts. They at times end up taking the lime light. Still if you ask... well I would then go with Sam, Saba and Khair as my curcuitni's.

BT - Good choices must say but why them? All three are potential stars to easily take away the limelight on screen.

KJ - Yes but none knows a fact. Unki lagaam mere haath mein hai!!!

BT - Oh Ok ***better to stay in her good books*** Lets now get on. You know our famous mafia don here of Comb family. Donny herself has sent a question and please don't try to skip this out or you me all may fall in trouble.

KJ - ***baapre that Don....I just had to pay her monthly ransom. Better I listen to it properly***

BT - Khushijee don't worry. No need to go into such deep thoughts. Ok fine here's her question. You are given a free hand to be the Don and have the license to do three evil works. Now what would they be.

KJ - Is she ready to give her "kursi" to me. Such a great big hearted person!!! These days "kursi" is something when one gets makes sure to take along even when they are on trans-Atlantic trips. Now three things - how about first making Hamilton realize how arrogant he is. Second: Ban all problem users *lalalala* Third: Invent 40 hrs days - 24 hrs ain't enough for me!

BT - 40hrs yes please get this done. Hamilton hmmmm...***hope he has no fans here. Or we are in trouble after the show. GM @ IF do keep an eye on the forum after the show*** Well... coming to the next one. Now that we have touched upon this Don giri of yours let me ask you one more on the subject. We all know besides being a star you are also pursuing medical. ***Khushi-yeshhhhhhh*** Well we know for a fact.... Jab 'Bhai Log' haddiyan todhte hain toh...yeh nahi sochte ke human body mein 206 types ki bones hoti hai. Now that you have become a 'gundi' and get a contract of breaking ek lafange ki bones, which bones would you like to break sabse pehle?

KJ - Ahhh...**how did they got to know I like breaking bones and that's my specialty*** Oh Gosh Bhaskar!!! What are you saying..... Well none really, I'm an innocent cute, sweet and harmless girl *yeah, right*

BT - Shiza has some charges against you. She has charged you with the crime of killing others or rather leaving them in a state of unconsciousness. I myself have gone through this many times... For proof, I'd like to present the following statements:

When people see her sigs, they react by saying "OMG, *faints** or *Your sigs are taking my breathe away!* or *Your sigs are killing me* So Khushi jee, what would you like to say about this?

KJ - Haha!! Ohh how I'd love to have more time for sigs, there's no time left these days *SIGH* I thank those who post such lovely yet scraping comment and probably give first aid to 'em?

BT - **better they post it or remember she is "haddi-tod" expert** Okay Khushijee now for the next one. Well even this person has some complaints against you. It's none other than future "curcuitni" Sam. We also got Sam for some comments but unfortunately she too seemed bit unhappy and had some charges against you. "Miss Khushi J, as you may know, you have been accused of copying talent. I must say, Picasso and Da Vinci are rather hurt at the way you have just "taken" their "future" ideas before they could paint them" Now this is such a serious charge Khushijee. How can you chorify their future ideas. Any comments!!

KJ - LMAO! You guys are just hilarious! *Bows done in front of Picasso and Da Vinci* No comment - am just laughing!!!

BT - Well seems Khushijee decided to flick this question. That's a very diplomatic reply must say...but best. You never know those two may have die hard fans here and may.... you know na then!!!

KJ - Telling me Bhaskar!!!!

BT - So Khushijee.... With this we then come to the end of the show. But before leaving any message for your fans/friends.

KJ - Ahem... Bhaskar... BUTTTT..... Hey wait but where's Shahid???

BT - ***isko yaad hai...*** Oppss got a call just now. Khushijee we are very sorry but he got stuck in traffic and still trying to reach here. Why don't you give a message for Shahid so that we can just pass it over to him.

KJ - That's just not fair Bhaskar!!! ***sniff...sniff...sniff*** Okay fine then. Here's what I would tell Shahid..............

BT - Okay friends you all then enjoy the message from Khushi for her dear Shahid till we say good bye. See you all soon again. Do stay in touch!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/v/kEE7ZJwDg6A[/YOUTUBE]

Edited by Bhaskar.T - 17 years ago

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