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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: Barnali

Hello friends,
The weekends these days seems to be getting too serious- with our favorite participants leaving one after another.As if that was not sad enough, we have so many new new dramas to put up with !
The dialogs seem so scripted !!!
Well,now the weekend is over and time to have some fun .
How about we have a caption contest? 😛 I will post some pics here (borrowed from the picture gallery) and you look at the expression of each in the pic and try interpreting what he/she is actually thinking .....
So, are you all ready? Now write fitting captions for each of the following pictures.....


Please remember this is a fun contest... so please don't get personal, abusive or insulting. Profanity is a strict no no...Try to make your captions as funny /witty as possible.
Please post your entries right here in this thread.Make sure to post it latest by 14th Sept, 8 PM IST.
So what are you waiting for? Put on your funny caps and get rolling.
Cheers.



Caption 1:
Mauli - Omg I can't believe what I heard? Rani loves Aditya more than anyone else in the world? Gosh. I think that's why I'm screwing up lately. 😆

Caption 2:
Ritesh - I feel so sorry for Aditya. So many girls after him. Wait why am I talking about him? I should talk about the contestants! 😆

Caption 3:
Himesh ji - This is some big news! Aditya is getting married to Rani! 😆

Caption 4:
Shekar ji - I can't believe too many girls are after me. Mujhe samaj mein hi nahi aa raha hai mein kya karu? Why can't more girls go after Aditya? 😆

Caption 5:
Lalu ji - Aditya kya bolna chate ho?
Poonam - Sir. I think he want to confess his love for...
Lalu ji - Mujhe pata hai...issliye mein puch raha hoon. 😆

Caption 6:
Vidya - Aww just look at Aditya's expression. It shows true love! 😆

Caption 7:
Bappi da - I want to make an announcement here. Aditya has confessed his love. Lekin its not to Sumedha or Mauli. However the girl is also from the USA. This is becoming more like a love show than a singing show. 😆

Caption 8:
Junaid - Why doesn't Rani love me? She's always supported me throughout. 😆
(OH JUNI I LOVE YOU TOO!)

Caption 9:
Himesh ji - Oh my god! Aditya...in love? 😆

Caption 10:
Aneek -Rani you've let me down.
Himesh ji - Aneek koi baat nahi. Bohot sari ladkiya hain duniya mein. 😆




yeah sorry they might have been pretty lame!!!😆😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
#12
WITTY TWITS FANTABULOUS CAPTIONING
(Just being overly facetious.
Take no offense.
It's all for fun.)



Crap! So nervous. Body numb. Can't move my hand. It's okay. Calm down, Mauli. You're the Shakira of India. Relax. Just imagine Himesh in his underwear... Dammit, now I'm officially petrified.

Oh, no! I forgot to scrape off Ma's toe crust. She's gonna smack me with a danda when I get back home... Oh, no! Oh, maaaan.

See, holding the mike 90 degrees from my pruny lips makes my singing as smooth as my freshly-waxed chest.



*Giggles* I just saw my reflection in Vishal's shiny bald head. I AM drop dead sexy. And all these girls think they can have me. Hah. I don't even think I can have me, I'm THAT hot.

Oh my God, Oh my God. I'm standing next to THE Laloo Prasad Yadav. Ahh. I think I'm going to faint. Oh, oops, I actually farted instead. Act natural, Poonam. Maybe he won't notice.


Lalala, if this Himeshsaab would stop blubbering away, maybe I could peacefully daydream of Johnny Abraham shirtless! What a hunksicle. *thought interrupted by Himesh's shout "Aneek, you are MINDBLOWING"* Himesh, shush before I blow up your mind... I was remembering Johnny's 6pack, except I only got to pack 3. Better start over again.
Look here. Just because we're Barbie, Shakira, and Bling-Bling Bappi Dogg , doesn't mean my Josh Gharana can't be just as Desi as the next gharana!! Just check out the dupattas!



I can't believe WittyTwit didn't respond to my, Junaid Fredersexy Shaikh's, wedding proposal yet. What if she says yes? I'll faint! Oh, no! What if she says no? I'll DIE! She's so ridiculously intelligent, beautiful, and bangable. Oh, God, please make her say yes. How can I sing if the love of my life's answer is on the line?


HAHAHAAHAHAHAH LOVE TRIANGLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAH ANEEK!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA NO ONE CAN SING SONGS AS NASALLY AS I CAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....I crack myself up... like an aanda.


Yeesh, if Himesh tries to promote me and worship the ground I walk on one more time, I think I'm gonna have to strangle him. It'll be in the Saturday Headlines: Heroic Aneek Shuts Up Blabbermouth. I'll get so many medals and trophies. Ma would be so proud of me. Sumedha'd propose to me in a heartbeat. Yeaaaahh! If only I wasn't such a nice guy...If only...





Edited by WittyTwit - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago
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WOW!!!!!!!!! I can't believe this. I am in final 7!!!!
Thank you audience...Thank you...Thank you...Thank you so much. Here is one for you...Maiyya Maiyya......okey okey...I will stop no tomatoes please.......


Yaar.. na mujhe gaane mein interest hai.. na is competition mein.. Main to soch raha hu ki kab mujhe hero ke role milenge... yeh comedy roles ab bahut huye..





baar baar dekho... hazar baar dekho .. ke dekhane ki cheeze hain hamari.........

Hey Bhagwan..achha hua yeh Megan ne copyright ka stamp mere muhn pei nahi mara.... meri to bolati band ho jati...





Maine kya bol diya Railway mein job dunga......yeh turant yahan chali ayee....




Kya boring show chal raha hai....film ka promo karana tha isiliye yahan ayi...varna....




Main yohan aoya mere lorkiyon ko dulhe dundane.. aur mujhe 2 lorkiyon ke liye 2 dulhe chohiye... 1 lorki ke liye 2 dulhe nahi....



Replying to Bappida: Bappida...yeh main kya sun raha hu...Sumedha par akhirkar apaka dyna gaya...Itane din to aap sirf Mauli Mauli kar rahe the...


Ab bahut hua... na mujhe yeh competition jitani hai.... na koi ladki ka dil.... bas yeh pagal guru se chhutakara mile to main Durga Ma ke charano pei gir jaau...











Edited by *salil* - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago
#14

Originally posted by: Barnali




check this out, I can scare people even without singing😉

look look I can act serious too😉

wide angle shot lena jara thori door se, the result should look like




national television pe biwi ke saamne mai yaha ladkiyo pe line maar sakta hun, aur iske muzhe paise bhi milte hai😉



chup chup ke Shekhar ko aur ek nazar dekh lu, jab tak yeh buddha apna sentence poora kare😉


I wish I could tell these mentors
"Never teach a pig how to sing, irritates the pig, and wastes your(and my) time"😉

Sumedha: "Mai thak gayi hun, muzhe ghar jana hai aur yeh motu hai ke ek ke baad ek gana gate hi ja raha hai"
Mauli: "Wish the audience claps and he gets a cue, his turn is over, so I can sing Maiya Maiya once more"
Bappida: "Gana aye na aye gana chahiye"



abe muah pe focus mat mar, meri umar pata chal jayegi in ladkiyo ko, muscles pe close-up maar, yahi to meri votes ka raaz hai"



yaar Ismail yeh Aneek or Amanat ko pata nahi chalna chahiye ke hum unpe "Bheja Fry" ki story try kar rahe hai😉



Abe Ullu Himesh, the dialogue for this episode was
" To invest in Aneek, is to Invest in India" aur tu aur hi kuch bake jaa raha hai, Zee walo ko bolna chahiye isko is hapte ka paycheck mat do😡

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Posted: 18 years ago
#15

Dare to Stop me???

Gals say they fell for the intensity in my eyes..so can I be next SRK?😕


Muje iss show kki faltoo drama se Roti mila aur makkan bhi mile; but kapda nahin mila😭😭😭

I am here to judge a singing show guys.. not for marriage proposals😉


Poonam: Aake seedhi lagi dil pe jaise kaTariyaa o saaNwariyaa oye hoye
o teri tirchhi najariyaa aa
Laloo: Le gayee meraa dil teri julmi najariyaa o gujariyaa oye hoye hoye

hmmm..Yehaan kki ladkkiyon tho mere se acha dance karti hai..😆



Bappi: I request to public that iss show kki TRP badane kkeliye mere iss sukhi pariwaar kko aap na thode😳
Yeh aasoo mere out hone ppar nahin hai😭..agar iss samay par sumi kko chod diya tho aneek or amanat HR's drama se usse pattalenge😭;Muje kuch tho kuch karna hoga😳😭;
(Junaid Picture; seems not working😕)
Log kahte hai mein kabhi bhi nahin hasta...Ab dekho mera yeh million crore smile;😆


Haa sir, mein bhi raja kki tarah bholabhala banjaonga aur apne desh se khoob pyar karoonga...vote kkeliye..but yeah I got one more trump card to beat him sir.."Kya muje mera pyar milega"😳



Edited by sumesh - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Stop the Music! Or else I'll start dancing instead of Singing😕

Camere mujhpe aygea ab Serious look martha hoon. CM ka beta hoon! Agar ek bar ladki role kar ke Anupam Kher ka mehbooba baneya , iska yeh matlab to nahi ki log mujpe hamesha haste rahe!





Sallu bhai app mujhe naak se gana ka arop lagre theh. App naak se gayek dikhaiyeh maine toh app ke jaise chest
dikhadi.

Himesh toh Hero Bangeya. Let me work on my dramatic expressions.
Laughter Ha Ha Ha.




Lalooji, agar mujhe railways main hi gana tha toh phir mein SRGMP main kyun ati?



Bechare Contestants, Mentors itne Drame karte hain.



Mauli you are my Shakira of India tumharle ek gana ...Goongru Meera nachi thi.
Oh Sumedha you are also here?
Bappida hum apko aise nahin janeye dehenge. Waise bhi agar Mauli chalike gaye app khud hi chale jayenge.

Sir, baghwan ke liye mujhe is triangle se chodho.




Sumedha meri na hosaki! Hai agar dushman dushman toh zamana kaam nahi kaam nahi😭




Edited by Megha25 - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago
#17
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everybody very well written..
🤣 🤣 🤣..
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Posted: 18 years ago
#18
its too funny and very nice ieda 🤣
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: Barnali






Oh my Gosh I just saw Bappidada without his toupee!!

I don't know if it's Mauli's singing which is causing the constipation or do I really have to go??







hmm..Amanat doesn't look so bad from here. We might have a chance. Now only if I could get rid of Sajid


I just went to the sets of Taj Mahal and borrowed two girls who I shall call Shakira and Brittany as I am the pope of disco music




blah blah blah blah love blah blah my failed attempt to look cool blah blah Aneek blah blah listen to me sing again blah blah love blah blah I have the power to swing the votes blah love blah roti blah biryani




Guru ji I have NOOO idea what you are talking about but I am going to pretend that I'm in love with some fictitious girl because you told me that would keep me in the competition. Guruji I worship you



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Posted: 18 years ago
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Ruk jaao logo,plz apne TV mute naa karo mere aate hi,mujhe ek gaana to pakka aata hai,wo sunaau?/?

thanks God maine is USA ki ladki ke gaate hi microphone laga liya kaano pe socket se cord nikalkar,warna aaj to yaha se seedhe ENT specialist ke paas jaana padta..yeh gaa to rahi hai 'Ali more angana daras dikha' but mujhe isse kehna hai"mauli mere kaano pe tu taras to khaa'😉😆

hey Bhagwaan yeh kya ho gaya hai........mere hero bante hi mujhe filme milna ekdam kam ho gaya hai as a MD...lagta hai mujhe phirse serif music dene pe hi concentrate kana chahiye,hero banna mere bas ki baat nahi....ek film to kisi tarah maine apni real story hai ke naam pe audience ko bewkoof bana liya,baar baar to audience bewkoof nahi ban sakti


mujhe pata tha yeh Himesh hero banne ke chakkar me apne music ke career se haath dho baithega n dekha waisa hi ho raha hai,usko nayi filme nahi mil rahi hai as a MD n humlogo ki to nikal padi,thanks God maine is tarah ke koi experiment nahi kiya hero banne ka

yeh jo ladki hai na poonam,yeh bhi humri tarah 'yadav' hai,to baaki bachhalog tum isko kam nahi samajhna..iska sar pe hum haath rakh diya hun...ab dekhna yeh kitne aage jaayegi

kaha aakar phans gayi mai,yeh film ki publicity ke liye kya kya papad belne padte hai......ab in sabka gaana sunna padega.chalo gaana to thik hai but yeh sab mentors jo nautanki kar rahe hai isko dekhkar to lagta hai ke yehlog acting me bhi apna career bana sakte hai


dekha aaplog,mere gharana ka dono ladkiya kya gaati hai......mauli mia tumko serif ek baat bolunga wo bhi gaakar,"gaana kabhi band nahi karna,yehi sitam karte rehna'........n sumedha tum bhi achha gaayi ho,tumhare liye yeh gaana gaaunga mai,'tumhara saath chahiye mujhe SRGM me rehne ke liye"(agar tum out ho gayi to mujhe bhi SRMP chhodke jaana padega isliye coz ab mauli to gaya USA😭)



pata nahi yehlog mujhe bali ka bakra kyo bana rahe hai.....kisi aur ko out hona chahiye tha but mujhe kar rahe hai.....jabki international votes hamesha mujhe hi ziada milte hai....phir bhi jaana padega ab yaha se


kya baat hai na,pichli bar maine vinit ki love story hype karke usko final tak pahochaya tha,ab aneek ke saath bhi aisa hi karta hun,dekhna wo bhi final tak jaayega



yeh himesh sir ke baato me aakar kahi mere saath bhi waisa to nahi hoga jaisa last time vinit ke saath huwa tha,final me pahoch ke phir se kahi haar to nahi jaaunga vinit ki tarah,but ab yeda banke peda khaane me hi bhalaai hai.....
Edited by mcm226 - 18 years ago

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