Sa Re Ga Ma Pa 2007: Who's zoomin who?
Yes, even SRGMP gets boring - particularly when some contestant tries to prove his or her range by singing an arty, but exceptionally boring song. I do enjoy good singing, but I don't like napping in front of the TV - its unhealthy.
So at moments like this I play the "Who's zoomin who" game.
Here is how it works: you try to figure out which two are an item on SRGMP. Now rumors are rife that Head and Mauli Dave are going at it. This has been rubbished by Head time and again but there was a tremendously awkward, shyness-bhari Sharmila Tagore-like moment in one of the early shows when Head introduced Mauli and said he "always liked her performances". Then he promptly threw her in front of the dreaded traffic lights, but that is another story.
Back to the game: you've all seen this virus going around, right? The conjunctivitis? Now that is pretty contagious. So where are these people getting it from? Most likely from each other. One way to trace the path of the annoying infection is to keep track of who all are showing up wearing shades on the show.
Bappi started it. Then he passed it on to Rimi Dhar. Head was next (tsk, tsk, a pre-Mauli fling?). Mauli promptly caught it. And she passed it on to...Ismail Darbar? Holy Heavens! Now look who Darbar has a crush on! And I thought this was a family show.
By the time, you've gone through this game the song is probably over and SRGMP will be back in all its entertaining and tacky glory. If not, repeat.
Lord, I'm going to hell.
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