Originally posted by: advil
Some light hearted ones....😛
1. Does a bald man need to shampoo his head ? Why or why not?
No, he should not. If all the bald men stopped shampooing, there will be a little less shampoo polluting our rivers.
2 "An idle mind is devils den" –How big the mind should be to fit in the devil?
As big as the den
3. "If looks could kill, I would be a dead man now"- how many times have you killed that way with looks?
All those I have looked at have survived my looks.
4. "Old habits die hard" what about new habits then ?
They become old habits soon.
5. "The world is round" – In that case why is US on the west and Russia in the east?in the globe aren't they next to one another?
This was done to confuse visa and asylum seekers.
6. What do you think is appropriate for you – to be "diplomatically correct" or to be "politically correct".
Just correct!
7. Often you may hear your friend asking with her eyes" how do I look"- have you ever answered anything other than… "wow you look just awesome.."! if yes, what was the result of that ? if not why not?
I answer with my eyes & they never lie.
8. "Rome was not built in a day"- Then how many days did it take to build it up?
Rome was built soon after their emperors stopped fiddling.
9. "Nothing is impossible ,if you set your mind to it"- what is the possibility of the impossible being possible in your present frame of mind?
As possible as India winning the WC cricket.
10. "Change is inevitable"- how much change is good for a change?
As much as is inevitable.