Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid
THIS STORY WILL BE POSTED IN PARTS!
Sorrym but it'll be impossible for it to be in HIndi, I'll do it REAAAALLLLY LONG in English...AS in.....REAAAAAALLLLLLLYLYYYYY LONG.
Might not see me for an hour or so.
ROB:2
There in the streets of Bombay, a rich kid walked. Walked with his head high, back straight, and millions behind him. No body knew why, but its said that the kid was giving out free money to who ever followed him.....
This was a long time ago. Now, there are bombs planted in every building around a jail. With the same millions Running after the the same kid, for his money. SDK was what he was called. The richest kid on earth. His stupid butler rebelled against him...
As he ran, bombs were exploding. He was dodging all the bricks that came towards him...only place that was safe, was jail.
ROB: 2,
The Chase ends again
Starring:
Ravan
Osama
Bush
Suny
Music by:
Himesh Teshemiiyan
Singers:
To expensive, so none hired.
Special thanks to Bill Gates.
As Suny entered the jail, the guy said " what crime did you commit?" Suny replied "ummmm..........I planted those bombs in the buildings"
Before Suny could get to the "s" sound, the cops shot his hands and legs, tied him up, threw him in an electric chair, and beja fried him. His face was as black as Dia's room.
He was thrown in the special lockup, with ROB.
ROB CONVERSATION:
Ravan: saala...you stupid retards...have you ever seen a movie where the robbers decide to go to jail just cuz their boss was in? THEY RUN. Obvisioly you guys can't run. Your Dhoti get's in the way, and you can;t take it off either, you'll get arrested for publicly stripping. Bush can;t run cuz he ain't a horse like he thinks he is. stupid Texanin AMerican.
Osama: They vetoed that stripping law ages ago. Now, you can;t strip on certain public areas.
Bush: SHUT UP. I'm tryin to think what speech I will give in the 2009 elections....
[They talk and talk]
Suny arrives at the jail. Thinking " This a jail or a mental hospital"...
Rob greet him...Osama and Bush yell "THAT's THE KID THAT WE LEFT THE MONEY NEAR!!!"
Suny says " that was my brother...twin brother"
O B sit down.
ROB figure out, eventually that the jail was boring and cruel. Suny way ahead of them, is planning an escape. Bush comes and looks at the plan. Hey kid, watcha got their?
Suny says "this stuff is too complicated for you old man. Go sit down and re-count the votes you got in both term elections..."
Osama comes up and helps Suny. He shows Suny some bombs and guns in the special hide-out of the lock-up.
[Once again, those quiet moments. On TV it might loook like they're saying sumtin special, but they're actually singing some pop music, slowly]
They made the plan, and were all set to do it. First, Ravan goes into 10 head mode, and each head tells the cop to get each head water. Each head asked for 3 glasses. The cop got only 10 glasses. Which was not part of the plan, so Osama uses the un-made plane B. Which was to shoot the stuffings out of the cop. He get's up, takes a machine gun, saying " YA ALI" shootig the cop. He opens the lock, by shooting it, and all four run, with Bush Gallaping, Osama lifting his dhoti, Suny normally running, Ravan stumbling as if he were drunk. The other cops were busy playing poker.
Short after the escape, they realize that level 5 cops are after them. Level 5 is only for those who are out to destroy the world.
All four hide in a place where no one goes. A shoe shop. Osama coughs up a plane [??] and the fly to Mexico. The cops follow, but they are still in India. Suny calculated that it'll take the cops 10 days to get their.
So they'll just have a 10 day vaca, until they start the Scooby-Doo chase, this case run, scene with bad music.
So the 10 day vaca starts. Osama goes up to a store and asks for money. The lady goes "No comprendo" Osama shoots the lady.
Ravan: YOU IDIOT!! WHY'D YOU USE THE AK-47, IT's BULLETS ARE EXPENSIVE, YOU SHOULDA USED THE CHEAP AMERICAN PISTOL.
Bush: I'll show you cheap you 10 headed freak.
Osama get's in the middle of the comflict
: Listen you North-Western Hemisphere American! We Asians have guns, and we're not afraid to use 'em. Now shut up, and follow orders. Sorry Ravan for the bullets...we'll steal more tommorow.
Ravan: Your and idiot!! Now Mexican cops are after us. This is worse than level 5. We don't understand them. Atleast we'll know when they're gonna bomb us!
Suny is at some store eating Mexican Dosa.
Withen seconds, the un-understandable Mexican Police arrives. ROB S run away to India again as Osam coughs up another plane. They Ran and Ran. The level 5 police caught them and said "If you could Rob a bank in our presence, We'll let you go. But you'll die trying [if you fail]
They set the Rob Date to October 11.
They make another plan, in quiet [singing pop slowly]
October 11 arrives, and they need to Rob $1 Billion dollars.
They goto the bank dressed up as parents. Ravan as the Dad, Suny as the Son, Osama as the Wife, and Bush as the other Dad. They go in as a family. The Dad's get in a fight with the Manager sying the currencey exchange rate is too high. CHange it. They spend 6 hours on that, and Osama get's mad. he pops out a rocket rauncher, and says, GIVE ME THE MONEY NOW LADY!! OR YOUR HEAD WILL GO BYE BYE.
Suny sneaks into the voult, steals a billion bucks and leaves. Back in the front door, Bill Gates arrives. ["wooooooooows" in the audience]
Osama shoots his head off. Says to the lady " I'll give a million dollar head for a billion dollars. The lady says yes, and the billion. Suny walks out with a billion, and ROB with a million. Bush sees this, Suny with a billion, and he goes inside with the money ROB got and returns it saying "WE got our billion $$, you can keep this one"
RO see this , and Osama get's REALLY Mad...the cops see no Money in ROB's hand's and they chase them. Suny get's his money walks to hjis Suite, and relaxes, free of charges as he got $1 Billion.
ROB are running for their lives. They get caught
Instead of being Shot
Their Put in jail
as Bush moans to be in Yale
a college he liked
but Osama blew it to bytes
Ravan all mad
SAying that Bush was a stupid Dad
All three in jail crying
While Suny in his Suite looking at his Golden Dosa Frying
This story comes to and end
Until number 3 comes by Dia my Friend
😛
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
