Project - BlitzKrieg - Page 5

Originally posted by: ritzbitz

wah! Manish....for the project report...😆.. jhakaas!!!

so here's my offcial signature: I do !!😳

..mein rita, apne dil ka paigaam liye haazir hoon--

Majboor yeh haalaat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi
Tanhaai ki ek raat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi
Kehne ko bahut kuch hai, magar kisse kahe hum
Kab tak yunhi khaamosh rahe aur sahe hum
Dil kehta hai duniya ki har ek rasm utha de
Deevaar jo hum dono mein hai, aaj gira de
Kyoon dil mein sulagte rahe, logon ko bata de
Haan humko mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai, mohabbat...😆😆

Bravo....Bravo....

Ladies and Gentlmen.....

THIS OFFICIALY KICKS OFF THE PROJECT BLITZKRIEG or shall we say....RITZBLITZKRIEG....👏

Originally posted by: ani11

Manish,u are calling gunda and mawaalis😭😭😭Did'nt expect that from u,atleast we should be allowed to do some hungama 😭😭😭

😆😆Great report Manish👏👏

Ritzy congrats😆👏🤗

Anita...Wo aapko baad mein pata chalega ki Gunde aur Mawaali kyon bhade pe bulwaye gaye hain....There are some hijackers among the crowd....believe me....they are lurking by....😆

Originally posted by: Sur_Sangam

Congratulations to Rita ji

Can't wait to see the "Milan" and click some pictures 😳

Congrats CKY for intiating this project..

Lemme know how I can be of help. I have some glycerine for #4 if you want ..

TaanSen ji se Gaane aur sabki bajaane ki ummeed to kar hi sakta hoon.....To phir wo karya aapka...Bole to Gaana aur Gaane ki bajana....😆

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Isiliye to main sabka brain pick kar raha hoon....kya hai ki mujhe shaadi/barbaadi ka tazurba nahi hai....😆......Naach aur gaan dono tumhare naam....Simi....Welcome aboard.....😉....accha ek baat batao.....AB se tumhara to koi rishta nahi hai na....just checking....😆

Jaada mat pick karna...mujhe bhi kabhi kabhi apne brain ke saath kaam karna hota hai 😆 😆

Koyi baat nahi....humaare saath rahoge to khud par khud seekh jaaoge (chaaho ya na chaaho 😆)

Excuse...maine saaf keh diya tha main volunteer NAHI kar rahi hoon! 😆 Challo...jo hukam mere aaka. Ye bandi to mazze karne aayi hai 😉 Naach gaane ka bhi intezaam kar legi.

AB sr ke saath rishta...bilkul nahi. Lekin Jr. ... dekhna padega 😉 😆

Originally posted by: simtara

Well the project manager definitely did not cover the logistics then. Arey bhai hum ladki waalein hai... he will now have to appoint some ladke-waalas and baraatis as well.

In the mean time, get ready for your sangeet, mehndi et all 😉

Maine pehle hi kaha hai...ki project manager is taking this opportunity as a learning phase.....PM nausikhiya hai......Aaplogo ka haath pakad ke chalna seekh raha hai...😆

Originally posted by: ritzbitz

jaya.. bas tumhare darr se i had to legalize this one... " jaya" factor is too risky....😈😆

Ghabrao nahi Ritzy.....Gunda aur Mawaali ka intezaam inhi ki wajah se kiya gaya hai....😆

Originally posted by: simtara

Jaada mat pick karna...mujhe bhi kabhi kabhi apne brain ke saath kaam karna hota hai 😆 😆Main brain ki baat kar raha hoon...nose ki nahi....😆

Koyi baat nahi....humaare saath rahoge to khud par khud seekh jaaoge (chaaho ya na chaaho 😆)....Mujhe lessons ki sakht jaroorat hai.....😆😆😆....Shayad iskey baad mujhe meri Chameli mil jaye....😆😆😆

Excuse...maine saaf keh diya tha main volunteer NAHI kar rahi hoon! 😆 Challo...jo hukam mere aaka. Ye bandi to mazze karne aayi hai 😉 Naach gaane ka bhi intezaam kar legi....Tumne haath badhaya...maine pahucha pakad liya....😆.....Naach assigned to you....Gaana aur uska bajaana will be assigned to you along with Taansen ji (Amit)😉😆

AB sr ke saath rishta...bilkul nahi. Lekin Jr. ... dekhna padega 😉 😆...Bole to....Ritzy tumhari bhi saas.....😆

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

kya sasura paya hai?....😆😆😆..to phir Ritzy aapki Saas ho gayi?...Haila...😆....Kal tak to badi young si lagti thi?.....ek din mein ye halat?....😆......Lagta hai Cod Liver oil ka asar hai.....😆

is baat per mujhe devdas ka dialogue yaad agaya...

bada bada sindoor, bade bade baal bachey😉😆😆

Some items to be considered and open for debate thus far.

1. There seems to be a general consensus that we need the ladka and ladki parties...duhhhh me... 😆 😆

So far....we have
Ladka party:
Jaya
Anu

Ladki Party:
Simi
Anita
Munna
Minali
Adi
Rahul
Tisha (although she says that she would be where the blood (read: booze) flows... 😆 😆 😆

The rest are encouraged to select a group that they would like to represent....Regardless of the group and allegiance, everybody will be tasked with something which they will need to perform commonly between the dulha and dulhan party....Bole to....Everybody fields in both innings.. 😆 😆 😆

Events and responsibilities so far....

1. Planning the event (with the order of each event): Anita....Ani11 and Maha Bharat Ke Bhim Sen urf...MunnaBhai M.B.B.S....Wite Rainbow
2. Haldi Rasm: Subhagya: Mermaid_QT....Jara DM pe jaakar dekho...samajh mein aa jayega ki ye task kyon diya hai....Inhe sabke thread mein Haldi Choona lagane ka bahut experience hai.... 😆 😆 😆 😆
3. Vidai: Anu: Vinit_anu: Ladki ki behen......khushi khushi vida karegi ki uska khud ka raasta saaf ho.... 😆 😆 😆 😆
4. Sangeet Ceremony: Gaana aur uska bajaana: Simi, Taansen
5. Rona Dhona: Sur Sangam and Vinit_anu.....Anu Vidai karwa rahi to Rona bhi padega bhale hi ghadiyali aansoo ho....Taansen ji has replaced the photograph of his girlfriend with a patch of glycerine in his backpocket....just for us.... 😆 😆 😆
6. Matha Khaana: Flakenol....Snowflakes...Chal shuru ho ja... 😆 😆 😆
7. Mandap (Tambu): Adi....the official tambuman 😆 😆 😆
8. Khaana (bheja ke alawa): Matarani Dia....Her visphotak chicken dishes have become a rage on the forum...and this of course leads to our next item which is...
9. Doctor on site: Simi: Our official medico or shall we say "QUACK" 😆 😆 😆 .... My only worry is that unlike Dr.D R Singh, she does not have the experience of dealing with the culinary skills of Matarani. She is being asked to be prepared to expect the unexpected....
10. Haute Couture (Dresses): Anita and Snowflakes....They have this rare passion and taste for things that are Haute...
11. Drinks: Tisha .....Tania Ganguly: The evergreen fan of our Dada Saurav Ganguly.....Shabaab will come gratis for allowing her to serve Sharaab. 😆 😆 😆
12. Jewelleries: Minali....our Punditayeen has a rare taste for baubles and trinklets... 😆 😆 😆
13. Gifts for Ladka party: Jaya
14. Kholi ka intezaam (for guests): Chhotu.....Suny: He is famous for holding the fort together... 😆 😆
15. Preparing invitations: Munnabhai....Museebat ko bulawa dene ka inko 30 years ka experience hai...Isiliye to Munna aur Mannu ne milkar museebat morcha sambhala hua hai 😆 😆 😆 😆
16. Mehendi: Jaya.....Rachayengi ya mitayengi....ye to bhagwaan janta hai ya Jaya janti hai... 😆 😆 😆 😆 ...lekin ab jab sir okhli mein daal diya to moosal se kya darna... 😆 😆 😆
Naach Baliye Naach: Premnath ji...Surpremi: Padma Khanna has been contracted for this purpose.... 😆 😆 😆 😆 ...
17. Accounting: Rahul the Chatbuster: For the first time in his life he has been to do something Dhang ka.... 😆 😆 😆 😆
18. Bodyguard/Mawaali: Bhaskar: Ron: They have been given free annual passes of 24 hours fitness gym to keep those muscles in the top shape..... 😆 😆 😆
19. Honeymoon: Adi: Our very special travel agent.....ready for another "killingest" spot for this occasion......After all our Ritzy is going for the kill.... 😆 😆 😆 😆

20. Museebat Paida karna: Jaya: She has been making frequent trips to the arms bazaar in middle-east arming herself to teeth....😆😆😆

21. Bachelorette Party: Tisha....urf Tania Ganguly: All hunks are officially invited to this party to "perform".

22. Bachelor Party: Ron/Taran:

23. Decoration: Evil Saaniya and Chhotu/Suny and Chhoti/Flakenol:

Add on please…..to complete the list

Attention Anita and Munnabhai: Please note you have the most important task at this moment. Please let us know when you will complete the task. Once you complete the task, PM me the link of the page to I can prepare the project status report going forward.