Project - BlitzKrieg - Page 14

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Ethanol flowing...goody goody......Sounds like a carnival to me.....Now for bachelor party.......Abey oy...Ronnie/Taran kahan ho tumlog.....Humlogon ko aise hi sookha sookha chhod doge kya?.....😕😕...C'mon and get the Chameli, Jhameli, Kateli Phateli etc. etc....😆

uff if Chameli is coming, then Shahid and Sameer r def. coming...😉

what's this, no actresses???😕😲 (other than Chameli)

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Welcome aboard Flakenol......😆....Task on P:7...

u told me that already🤔 lolzz

Originally posted by: *dolly*

rita,
have fun and take care

hey hey, partner mising you.. yaar.. yeh shaadi tumhare bina adhoori hai... need u 😭

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Ritajaani....Aapko to ghoonghat mein hona chahiye agle 6 dino tak....kahin kisi kalmuhe ki nazar na lag jaye hamara pyari kanwari dulhan ko...😆

😆😆😆 ..aur nadan bhi....😳😳

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Na baba I dont want to be a Barathi - HUM tho Bride ke Best Man Banengey ….this way bride ke saath mein masti bhi karthaey rahengey 😉...... but seriously my job is two fold:

JOB # 1. What you all will see:

I have to handover the goods (ala ….. my dear SenioRita) in dhasooo shape and form, well packaged and well made up (lipstick, nail polish, powdered up, wrapped in Six yards of the best saree out there, etc….) to Amitjee and receive a Non Cancellable, Non Returnable (NC/NR) Bill of Lading (contract) from him that basically shows him agreeing that he will accept this "Mulgi" for whatever she is - baad mein no change of mind after unwrapping this package 😉…😉…. (My marching orders from the Powers-to-be are: "Under No Circumstances, and we mean, No circumstances whatsoever do we want her back – Dump her on AB and make sure she stays there 😆…😆. ")

JOB # 2. Behind the scenes:

Review AB's Prenuptial Agreement and ensure that there are enough holes in it so that, just incase, SenioRita wants to dump him (after she finds all Rekhas in the closet – literally and figuratively speaking) or Amitjee wants to dump our own SenioRita (after he finds out everything about her shady past😉…😆….. ) then at least I can recover half of Amitjee's assets (including the khufia Swiss accounts, buried Gold in the backyard of the 10^th road bungalow, monies packed in the mattresses, monies behind those false ceilings in his house and all his Bank accounts, future films and advertisement incomes, etc…..).

SenioRita has promised me 10% of the take and a few perks that are confidential in nature and I am shy to put them down anyway !!

All in all, I stand to become a Karodpathi regardless of the outcome of the wedding and whether they chitko or separate (all puns intended….. aapun ko kya - saley log chitkey ya nahin, aapun ko tho apna fayda dekhna hai na…. )..

Dhandey wallah aadmi hoon – Amitjee : "Mujhsey poocho kaun baneyga karod pathi and plz read my siggy too "

PS: DDLJ - KDNBKD !! 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: snowflake0555

uff if Chameli is coming, then Shahid and Sameer r def. coming...😉

what's this, no actresses???😕😲 (other than Chameli)

Flakenol........The achelor party prep has not started....wait till Ron comes.....they will rain cats and dogs....😆

Originally posted by: tania.ganguly

I am just going to get myself a barf bag.🤢🤢🤢

Apna Sallu itna ghinauna hai kya?.....😆

Originally posted by: tania.ganguly

Yeh baarati walo ko itni jaldi kyo padi.Abhi to party bhi khatam nahi hua. Itni Jaldi haldi.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr QT, back off. 😡

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Ab jab itna pain le rahin hai...to phir...might as well Salmaan Khan....thoda pet wet dikha dega to aaplog mast ho jaiyega...😆

You have something against Sallu? 😡 Ah there we go. Finally found someone I can admire and have all to myself. I'll take up for the "underdog" since the rest of you lot will no doubt bash him! He'll be my date and khabardaar jo kisi ne kuch kaha kiya uske khilaaf! [LOL\