Project - BlitzKrieg - Page 12

Originally posted by: simtara

Dancing ke liye main Hrithik ko book kar leti hoon. Aur hum sab haddiyon ke liye kabab, mera matlab SRK bhi haazir hai 😉 😆

Ab jab itna pain le rahin hai...to phir...might as well Salmaan Khan....thoda pet wet dikha dega to aaplog mast ho jaiyega...😆

Originally posted by: Evilgenius_S.S™

Mjhe to vasie he....aur mere naam ko to Aise he..--Baaaaadnaaaaaaaaaaam krdiya lekr............!😆😳😉😳

Decoration task???......hmmmmmmmmmmmmm................maine koi course to nai kia hwa desginign mein? aisa akise hoskta ha ke........apke code of cndtc decorum se mera.....lingo milta ho??.......................Vaise kYa loGik Hai.......!!!!!!!!

bus details btado.....i;d do!😉

Hey Badnaam Saaniya.....I know my logik was horrible....😆...nevertheless....Here is what you will need to do....

Adi mandap/tambu select kar raha hai...to phir decoration Tambu/mandap se mel khata hua hona chahiye....So work with Adi and find out what kind of tambu he has in mind and present your decorations accordingly..... Flowers/seating arrangements, the actual shaadi mandap, chairs for bride and groom....garlands which will be offered to baratis and yada yada....Clear as mud?😆....For more information Ani or Jaya will be a good contact person....Talk to them thru PM and get their piece of mind......(they have a lot to share)..😆😆😆

Originally posted by: wite_rainbow

I think we should keep one or two special guys for the bachlorette party, we dont want to steal ritzy's thunder😉. Simi will arrange for Hrithik and Hemu for other events. Im not sure who ritzy would want but JA is LOCKED and FROZEN!!!😳😆

Other than good drinks and JA i dont need n e thing else😉

Ethanol flowing...goody goody......Sounds like a carnival to me.....Now for bachelor party.......Abey oy...Ronnie/Taran kahan ho tumlog.....Humlogon ko aise hi sookha sookha chhod doge kya?.....😕😕...C'mon and get the Chameli, Jhameli, Kateli Phateli etc. etc....😆

Originally posted by: mermaid_QT

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Ladkewali baarati hoon, jara IJJATSE Mister 😉.
Dulhe Raja ko apne bete se bahut pyar hai and bahu_qt se bhi 😳

Ye lijiye....ek aur Ritzy ki patohu aa gayi...

Ritajaani....Kitno ki saas banogi tum....😆

Originally posted by: wite_rainbow

yeh kia ho raha hai...we dont have the budget...but bring in christian Bale for me😆

Ama yaar....ye brownies ki party mein goron ki sankhya kyon badhti ja rahi hai.....Apne Bhoore bandhuon ki kami hai kya?.....😆....ya phir main maidan mein utar jaoon.....😆😆😆....what a scary thought😆

Originally posted by: simtara

Haven't you heard darling...it's all coming out of Mannu's pocket...so limitless budget! 😉 😆 😆

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

Jayaji ka kya hua!?!?

Pata nahi kahan gayab hai.....Your task...Send her a PM and get her here.....😉😉

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

What's Kholi? Kholi bole to--> Lodging arrangements for baratis.....Hotel/Motel/Guest House/Dharamshala/Railway Station ka platform whatever😆

Decoration include lighting and that technological stuff...speakers and stage??Yes

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

The permission to start this project has been granted by Jailor-the-great Bhaskar Boss.

Project – BLITZKRIEG

Project Sponsor: RitaJaani (RitzBitz)

Project Manager – Chamelikayaar

Team Members: with drrrrrrruuuum roooooolllll

MunnaBhai M.B.B.S (Maha Bharat ke Bhim Sen)

Jaya

Matarani Dia

Cryptic-than-thou….Taran - Egghatcher

Chhotu…..Brighter than thou….Sunny

Chhoti……Lighter than thou…..Snowflakes

My Borther from another mother....Adi

u spelled BROTHER wrong😆

Tansen….Amit…Sur Sangam

Premnath ji…..Surpremi…Sunil Bhai

The very cute fishy…Mermaid_QT

Confused Videshi….AZNDESI…Ron

Laughing-gas-struck…..Guardian Angel….Minali

Haute Couture expert ….anita….ani11

Evilgenius Saaniya

Anu of Anu_Vinit fame

He-who-busts-all-dhang-ki-chat Rahul the Chatbuster

Jailor the great – Bhaskar

The very starry eyed – Simi - Simtara

Vinnie

Tisha - Tania Ganguly

And some others who will be enlisted as they come…

Date Started: 03/04/2007

Background: With her current bachcha (read: spouse) in her bag intact, Rita, with due permission of her bachcha has decided to fill her partially empty pocket with another spouse (read: plunge). What an understanding bachcha….Bachcha ho to aisa….She is inspired by her favorite Pan Parag tagline….ek se mera kya hoga…..Her groom will be none other than the doyen of the Indian film industry…..ladies and gentlem….yes…..none other than….AMITABH BACHCHAN….CKY hired a professional punditayin (Minali) who has matched the nakshatra and kundalis of the 2 individuals and found perfect match…..as they say…match made in heaven….so who are we earthlings to stop the inevitable?….Let the party begin……no no no…not yet the time to open champagne….this is serious issue

Issue/Problem Statement: There are several wannabe brides but unfortunately with the way the stars are lined up, their kundalis didn't match..Expect them to gatecrash during the party. We need some gunda/mawaalis to guard the gates….any takers?

Goals:

Create a complete list of ceremonies, activities and assign responsibilities Assign start date/Time and End Date/Time to each task and activity Complete all tasks and activities as defined on time and budget Complete the Saath Phere (not the Ekta Kapoor serial) lolzz...that wasnt even one of Ekta Kapoor's serials😆 Complete the Kanyadaan
1. Wash off the hands after that

Project Scope:

Finish all tasks and activities related to marriage on time and budget Kanya (Rita) marries Amitabh Bachchan
1. Vidai is performed on time

Deliverables:

Will be defined as the tasks and activities lists is completed

Executive Summary:

Like in any other project an active participation is quintessential to the successful completion of the project. There are some risks and critical success factors as associated with any time and cost bound project. In order to prevent this project from becoming a capital project (expenses exceeding $250,000) and thereby requiring chairman Vijay's approval, an all out effort will be made to contain the cost of the project. All the time spent on chatting will be ignored as they will be accounted under personal time off. Prolonged chats will be "charged" under Leave of Absence.

Lastly, all honorable participants are humbly requested to list the activities associated with the project and their choice of role that they will like to take on. In the past this project manager has acted on behalf of Dulha so he is quite nescient about the dulhan side or ceremonies.

Preliminary list of roles

Haldi Rasm Vidai Sangeet Ceremony Rona Dhona Matha Khaana Mandap (Tambu) Khaana (bheja ke alawa) Doctor on site decoration Haute Couture (Dresses) Drinks Jewelleries Gifts for Ladka party Kholi ka intezaam (for guests) Preparing invitations
1. Add on please…..to complete the list

Before the ceremonies begin, we need executive sponsor signoff on the project charter. CKY got the signoff of the great AB which is attached herewith. We need a signoff on the project charter from the co-sponsor of the event….our own…..RITZBLITZKRIEG…..ladies and gentlemen….one and only….RITAJAANI…

AB's signoff

I Amitabh Bachchan, hereby, in my full hosh-o-hawaas sign my impending stragulation sentence….oops….marriage to my long time beau Ritajaani. I understand the casualities….ooops….the cause and effect of such an event and ready to bear all consequences, fiduciary or legal, as they may come.

Sd/-

Amitabh Bachchan

okkkk...reporting for duty sir!😃 let's get this wedding started...

only 15 more pages to read...😆👍🏼