Holi Special MOTW - Page 11

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Manish here is your story.Sorry yaar, couldn't think of anything funny...😕 its the blue part.

[quote=ChameliKaYaar]

This is for Adi

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Chameli aur CKY Las Vegas mein strip pe tahal rahe the....Chameli ne kaha mujhe ice cream khana hai but I don;t want to miss the dancing fountain show in Bellagio. CKY draws a CKY rekha around Chameli and asks her not to step out of it.....As long as Chameli is inside that rekha nobody can harm her.....Peechhe se Raavan aata hai......

Ravan tries sweet talking to Chameli , but she is too deep in thought about the ice cream CKY will bring for her and does not pay heed. Neither does she move out of the magical CKY rekha. This worries Ravan, and he tries finding ways to lure Chameli. He meets Suny's Bushy boy and tells him he knows where Osu baby is, but Bush cannot reach him since Osama is in disguise and is inside a magical territory .Bush is too happy to hear it and tells Ravan that he is an expert in wiping out lines of magical territories and Ravan should take him to that spot.

Ravan ,Bush reach there and as promised, bush starts wiping away the CKY rekha with his ambush eraser. Chameli is keenly watching it. Just when it reaches a bindu point Bush looks up into Chameli's pyari pyari aankhen and says – " hey Osama, you seems to have gone more handsome! What is the secret of your beauty?"

Hearing this Chameli is furious ! Bad enough he called her Osama & now also saying handsome!! She takes out her stillettoes and decides to teach him a lesson of his lifetime. So, she goes chasing Suny's Bushy boy, while Ravan slips on a banana peel and falls on his 10 noses. Osama was passing by. He sees Ravan flat on his 10 noses and decides to take him for first aid.

Last seen, Bushy boy was promising Chameli that he will never again utter the word –osama or handsome. Satisfied, Chameli decides to come back to the CKY relkha now a bindu point. But before she does…….

CKY Icecream leke wapas aata hai....CKY Rekha ki jagah CKY Bindu hai.....and Chameli gayab....

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Kya hua?...Construct the story.....enjoy 😆😆😆 [/quote]

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Kya Story hai....Ekdum jhakaas........100 points...

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and thanks for leaving Chameli with me...Mujhe laga ki tum Chameli ko Raavan ke saath bhaga dogey...

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Originally posted by: adi_0112

Okay...tum bhi kya yaad rakhogee...😈

Dearest Miss.HoshUrane wali

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 02nd of January 2007. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 31st of December 2006 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us . Later, based on your attitude, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer .

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,
Adi

Disclaimer : This is just to read and enjoy. Please donot try it.😆

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Wah kya project planning hai.....

Rollback action plan is there

Contingency action plan is there

Backup Plan is there

Metrics are present....

KPIs are present...

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Originally posted by: wite_rainbow

What is your name? Moe....Short for MoJo.....samajhdaar ko ishaara kafi hai...😆😆

Hometown you live in? Armpitsville...Do they selll Gillette and AXe in this country?😆

Age? Old enough....for what kind of activities?😆

Height? Taller than the rest of the brown community where I am....Reminds me of the tall brown bags they sell in Costco....😆😆😆

Any peircings? Only where it doesn't show😆

Nicknames? Endless list....Meri Gulabbo...😆😆

Pets? Killed them.....So you pet 'em and then kill 'em....How many have you killed so far or shall we ask....How many have been petted so far?...😆

Morning Person or Night Person? Night....haila...humey bhi sunao Raaton ke kisse....😆

Fav ice cream flavor? Chocolate hands and pants down!....next question....why do you have to have your pants down when eating ice-cream...nahi nahi bura mat manu......just curious....😆

Have any siblings? 3!....which one is the "looker"...😉

Fav season? Fall....from grace?😆😆😆

Have AIM? (if so, PM me) Nope......of course yes....Your AIM being Petting and Killing 'em....😆

First date? Too long ago.....Kaun tha wo "date" bole to Khajoor?...😆😆😆

Have any pets? Not n e more....of course....with the drop dead looks of yours, how can they survive....😆

Fav restraunt? Fucillie's....OMG...The name is hilarious....😆....Khane ke alawa aur bhi kuchh milta hai kya?....😆😆😆

Show-off? Depends....on who and what?😆😆😆

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Originally posted by: Himanivineet

Hey guys can any1 tell me please how to spell ..Jaanu or Jannu .which one is correct tell me plz

Hae re meri Jaanu....

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Hae re meri Jaanu....

awww Thanx manish for helping me ..a lot in this one ..hehe okie Jaanu .i getted now Thanx

Originally posted by: wite_rainbow

This is for Mannu, Dia, Suny, Ron and Adi:

A) What do you consider to the most valuable thing you own: when you were a child/teenager/now? Mom,Mom,Mom

B) What CD is in your CD player right now, or what song were you last listening to? none right now...Last I heard was Bheegi Bheegi from Gangster when I was driving this morning

C) Name the most famous person you've had a face to face encounter with ("brush with greatness"). 2 answers: Most Famous: Vishwanath Pratap Singh.....He came to my University and I was in the reception committee.....Greatest: My Mother

D) If you could spend 15 minutes with any living person, who would it be and why? Sorry if it may sound like cliche but Maa ke aanchal mein jo sukoon hai wo kahi nahi......She gives me what I call selfless love and attention without expecting a payback....😛

E) I was once mistaken for ...being a mexican.😆

F) What is your best personal characteristic? I let other people say that about me.....

G) What is the best/worst pick up line you have ever heard?

Best: You Control Your Destiny...Don't know who said it...

Worst: You are a lucky guy.

H) What is your favorite quote?

ouch.......Don't know which one is favorite....there are so many that I would love to quote.....sorry.

I) If there were a holiday in your honor how would you celebrate it?
Awaaragardi....subah se shaam tak...fultoo.....non-stop.....no-hold-barred......😆....me...my friends...Chameli...her friends (more the merrier).....😆😆😆

J) What did you like best about your hometown?

This is where I was born and raised.....who knows what I would have been if I was born somewhere else...😉

K) Who has been the biggest inspiration in your life? Why?

Cliched again....but true....to the last alphabet......MOTHER......She is why I am who I am.......She is source of my goodness whatever they are....My badness and ugliness is my own doing.....She is the last person I would go to if I met a dead end.....because she is always correct.....

L) What's your favorite line from any movie?

Jab Raat mein bachcha rota hai to maa kehti so ja bete so ja....nahi to Gabbar aa jayega.....aur tum teen haramjaado ne.......(Sholay)😆

Originally posted by: snowflake0555

[what's with all the hugs?🤢😆

my task for Suny AND Adi both is that u gotta complete this story...

Please write a novel that has Ravan, Osama, Bush as the protagonists, and Adi as an antogonist. The pro's are on their way to Jamaica, while Adi is trying to send them to china. That is the plot. Have a funny beginning, hilarious body, off the charts funny climax, and a horrible but HILARIOUS ending.

[Claimer Dis: By Novel I mean 2-3 or more paragraphs]😆

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

D) If you could spend 15 minutes with any living person, who would it be and why? Sorry if it may sound like cliche but Maa ke aanchal mein jo sukoon hai wo kahi nahi......She gives me what I call selfless love and attention without expecting a payback....😛 haha...i remember when i was in say gr 3...the bus that we were following had this huge sticker on it "maa ki dua janat ki hawa"...i live by it!!!😳

E) I was once mistaken for ...being a mexican.😆 haha...arent they super short😉

F) What is your best personal characteristic? I let other people say that about me.....haha...dangerous proposition...isnt it?😆

I) If there were a holiday in your honor how would you celebrate it?
Awaaragardi....subah se shaam tak...fultoo.....non-stop.....no-hold-barred......😆....me...my friends...Chameli...her friends (more the merrier).....😆😆😆 now y do i have a feeling ull be singing jahan chaar yaar miljayen?😉

K) Who has been the biggest inspiration in your life? Why?

Cliched again....but true....to the last alphabet......MOTHER......She is why I am who I am.......She is source of my goodness whatever they are....My badness and ugliness is my own doing.....She is the last person I would go to if I met a dead end.....because she is always correct..... 👏...mannu well said...bass speechless!

L) What's your favorite line from any movie?

Jab Raat mein bachcha rota hai to maa kehti so ja bete so ja....nahi to Gabbar aa jayega.....aur tum teen haramjaado ne.......(Sholay)😆 haha...all gabbar dialogues or sholay dialogues r my fav!!!!!