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chatbuster

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Posted: 18 years ago

#261

Originally posted by: snowflake0555

deal😉

i am not doing ur dare unless Dia follows thru on my simple stuff😊 Let's see u persuade her now😊

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Suny

@SmarterDesiKid

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Posted: 18 years ago

#262

Originally posted by: snowflake0555

NO!!!!!!😡

Dia-- u r the meanest person i ever known in my whole entire life😛

14 ppl left to go😃

so you don't Want Dia to continue your darees?

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chatbuster

@chatbuster

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Posted: 18 years ago

#263

Originally posted by: snowflake0555

NO!!!!!!😡

Dia-- u r the meanest person i ever known in my whole entire life😛

14 ppl left to go😃

it's 13 now😉😆

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MOE

@wite_rainbow

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Posted: 18 years ago

#264

haha....snowy itd be easy if you went around asking about the density of dia's darkness instead of her sweetness...thats a bit questionable😉

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Posted: 18 years ago

#265

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

ROB

Early one morning on the day of September 1^st, 2006, there was a huge explosion of voices. It was the crowd of Mumbai at it again. The police are not doing anything besides beating people that aren't even doing anything, while banks are being robbed. In the midst of this huge quarrel was one kid. He was a kid who can stop any upcoming trouble. He called himself SDK, SmarterDesiKid.

ROB

Starring:
Suny
Osama
Bush
Ravan

Music by:
Himesh Reshemmiya

Singers:
Himesh Reshemmiya

Rest not Important.

Special thanks to:
Himesh Reshemmiya.

[POLICE SIRENS] weow weow weow weow

Right turn at Riksha stand
Left at McDonalds
Straight Through City Hospital

And to the Bank

"Bahar ayi aapne haath ooper karke"

A voice yelled out, "WHAT?"
Police repeared. " Come out with your hands up!"
The voice. " Oh, You see, I come from America, and only understand English."

Police, "thik hai"

Voice " What?"

Police, " SHUT UP AND COME OUT!"

Out come three mysterious figures. One was this old dude that made weird expressions on every step, waving his hand as if he were erasing something in air.
Another, who was a Sardarji, which had a pretty big belly.
The third was a man who had a blanket on his head, covering everything but his face.

As they walked to the truck, the Sardarji opened his white matrix suit, and that big belly turned out to be a belt of bombs.

The man said "hahaha, you are all gonna die!!!."

The police was confused on what he said.

The Sardarji threw bombs all over, and the three ran away…

They got to there hideout, somewhere in Bombay.

They took off their disguises.

The three robbers were

Bush
Osama
Ravan.

[Conversation]

Bush: Osama, what did you say to those cops?
Osama: Waat, you no underistand language me speak to cops?

Bush: nope…

Osama: stupid American.

Bush: HEY!

Ravan: Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!

Bush and Osama stop talking…

[Song]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooookajoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooor [Song over] [Was the #1 song of the week]

Bush: Alright, was is the next plan?

Osama: The next bank rob we. Idiot you.

Ravan: We are now going to Rob that ICICI bank.

Bush: yea. I hate them, worst commercials ever. In America

Osama : Here again he goes.

Bush: ….we have Super Bowls, and they got new commercials, they are funny.

Ravan: So is your face, now shut up and start thinking how to rob the Bank.

They think and think, and Osama comes up with an Idea.

Like all movies, stuff like this is on mute…

After the mute part, Ravan and Bush start clapping.

They start planning things out…

As they are operating, SDK is tracking them down. While tracking, a math book is thrown at him. As the book was flying towards him, his Math Senses starting tingling. He caught the book, sat down, started doing problems. Now he is out of the movie.

Ravan, Bush, ad Osama now go to ICICI bank.

Bush: Oh, that stupid donkey got me fired from this place. Stupid donkey, Osama give one of your bombs, stupid donkey is gonna die.

Osama: Shut up you. Donkey go boom later. Now, we picture take the bank of.

Ravan: we'll rob this bank in ten days.
Bush: why?

Osama: 9/11 happen on day of 9/11. Idiot you. Anniversary!!

Ravan: no.

Bush: wait I know, Just like in the movie Dus, we have 10 days to do something, and we're gonna be shot, movie –wise, doing this, and become famous.

Osama: Are WE? Where girls are? We heroin needing!!!

Ravan: NO YOU STUPID IDIOTS, THE BANK WILL BE OPENING ON THAT DAY!! It's down for re-construction, and will open in 10 days. Read THE BOARD!

Bush: Just cuz I went to an excellent College doesn't mean I can read.

Osama: Stupid American. Why that's I terrorize the country of you! Stupid American.

Ravan: SHUT UP!!

10 Days later:

Ravan, single headed dressed up as a Lawyer
Osama as a business man

Bush as a kid

Osama goes in, and starts discussing loan issue with the manager.
Bush sits next to him…

Ravan goes to the bathroom. Goes in through the vent, goes some places [at this point, they skip scenes, so it makes it hard for real-life thieves to follow these instructions] and somehow ends up in the Volt. There are laser beams all over.

Back to the front desk, Osama is talking. In comes Reshemmiya…..

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Bush: "Stop Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooing"

HR: Maa Ki kasam katha hoon. Mera Vinit hi jitega!!!

Bush: K.

Ravan, while going through the lasers, sneezes. AS he is allergic to tough situations. His heads pop out, and the alarm goes off. Osama here's the alarm, as well as everyone else. Takes out an AK-47, shoots the lady, takes the money and runs away. Bush takes the ATM machine and runs saying: Wow, these people must really like me. I am the pres. OfUSA, and ATM's are from USA, so they like ATMs, so they Like me….I love my India…

Osama escapes.

Bush escapes
Ravan – JAILED…

Osama: Leader our jail gone!

Bush: Let's go with him

They stop halfway, leave the money sack and ATM Machine on the ground and run to jail.

SDK Was happy, as it was he who was sitting right next to the money. He took the money, and book, and ran away.

At Jail:

Osama: Jail go me now please.

Bush: WHAT HE SAID!!

They were jailed.

THE END