Member Of The Week - Adi - Page 41

Originally posted by: adi_0112

The when, where which ,who series ….contd…

[quote= AznDesi]

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

smile

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

No , there is an inbuilt check valve placed in there

When day breaks who fixes it?

The daymakers

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

The dog tired scientist

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

Into hiding

When night falls who picks it up?

The night riders

When people lose weight, where does it go?

For a toss.

When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?

Into oblivion

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

Do I look prehistoric to answer you this one

When we say our mind wanders - where does it go?

wondering

When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?

Neither, I am an idiot.

Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

I beg your pardon?

Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?

never told that to me.

Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?

In bottles

Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?

To chill out

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

Down the ground

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

Into hibernation

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

You never saw that? Oh that's shocking!! How did you miss out.

Where is Old Zealand?

Right behind newzealand

Which is the other side of the street?

The left side

Who killed the Dead Sea?

Blue nile

Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"

Not me. Was it you?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

Not me.

Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?

Again not me.

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The questions are just as hilarious as answers are...

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

your dreaming about my question

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

what page was this on Jaya

I missed it

Check page 41 😃

Why Series contd……………

[Quote=AznDesi]

Why do they call Wednesday hump day, when most people get laid on the weekends?

No idea…

Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it?

To help you out.

Why do they make cars go so fast its illegal?

To show you the taste of the other side of the law.

Why do they make scented toilet paper?

To make you feel nice.

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

So that a blind man can also access the ATM machine

Why do they report power outages on TV?

replied

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

replied

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

To teach you a lesson ,so that you never repeat it.

Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

The other side of the field is always green.Thats why.

Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?

Hmmm .. wonder what they call it when sent by a plane.

Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?

To attract you to go there.

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

replied

Why do we have hot water heaters when hot water doesn't need to be heated?

How do you think the water became hot ?by magic?

Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?

Seeing is believing. That's why.

Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them?

replied

Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?

To keep the suitcase light.

Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?

But its meant for two legs, hence a pair

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Why?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?

To have a ball

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

replied

Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?

replied

Why do you feet smell and your nose runs?

To make things more complicated.

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

To give proof of your age.

Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?

Psychics mind is elsewhere,so forgetful. Hence needs to write down.

Why does a dishtowel get wet when it dries?

From the all the hard word and the sweat…

Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?

Coz its not a grape.

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

He doesn't want you to see his wet feathers.

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

One is a rule follower the other a breaker

Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?

It really does cook in 15 minutes?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

It was advised to do the opposites. That's why.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

It does, you just cannot see it.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

God was on his way home..so in a hurry he forgot to add that part.

Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

Cos he keeps throwing his weight around

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[quote=AznDesi]

hey, ron...you sure you typed all these questions?? Cuz I've seen couple of them before in other MOTW's

Originally posted by: jayc1234

Check page 41 😃

okay

thanks😃

stll remember that fight we, teams, had in one of the other MOTW's...I think it was Anu's😆

Manish...so far your losing😆 current estimate = 196 pages at the pattern this thread is going

172 -> 300 = 128 differnce
(1/2 * 128) - 1 =
64 - 1 =
63

63+ 172 = 235 pages atmost I need to win😆 236 for a tie, and 237 for you to win

so to see if you win: check below

1-235 pgs: SDK WIN
236 pgs: TIE
237 - 412 pgs: Manish wins
414 pgs: Adi and Manis win

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The last part of the marathon question set

[quote=AznDesi]

Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"

It doesn't sound nice, sound too girly , that's why

Why don't they just make food stamps edible?

That's why, if they make it edible you will eat it off, how will they stamp then.

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Replied

Why get even, when you can get odd?

That sounds odd

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

replied

Why is a boxing ring square?

So that the match can be fair and square

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? --Amboy Dukes

Its is another case where originality is never appreciated

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

replied

Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?

You don't want me to answer that and get a penalty


Why is clear considered a color?

To clear confusion.

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

replied

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

To catch your attention

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Replied.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

To end a chapter

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

He wasn't instructed on how to handle anything else other than bullets. So better to be safe than sorry

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

replied

Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?

They earned the holiday by becoming famous

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

replied

Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles?

Coz simplest things always look most complicated.

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Replied

Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?

Unless you start how do you end it.

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Thinking and listening cannot be done together.

Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

To build up your patience

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemonsWhy is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

replied

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Coz he is making you part with your money in the name of investment,

thus breaking your heart by making you part with your money. Hence broker.

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

Where else would it be?

Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?

How would you know that?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

To challenge you.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

elsewhere

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Its too heavy.

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Ronnie Boy,

That concludes the replies to your marathon set. well i have answered them...but never counted them....so you have to do one thing...really count them and tell me how many questions were there on the whole....

Originally posted by: adi_0112

thanks for answering

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

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Bad part is....all beautiful girls seem to think that HR is hot....

Is gol gol hairy chehre me kya hot dikhta hai....mujhe kabhi samajh nahi aayega...

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*gag*