Member of the Week - anu24us1 (Anu) - Page 21

Originally posted by: CuteAreej

Anu, Congo shongo 🤗

You enjoy the grilling and if i get time i will surely come to roast you a li'l. 😉 😛

Best of luck sis. 🤗

Originally posted by: jayc1234

Dearest Anu 🤗 Congrats yaar.... 😊 Great to see you in the coveted seat again... I am sure you are going to rock 👏

Originally posted by: GUARDIAN ANGEL

Edited by ans24us1 - 18 years ago

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Anu,

Lets have a "why" round.....

1. Why is the duniya gol? Taaki hum sab is duniya ke bhool bulaiya mein gol gol ghoom sake

2. Why is SDK so obssessed with Ravan, Bush and dosa? Taaki saare motw ko iske baare mein questions poochke tang kar sake 😆

3. Why do people still watch the hindi soaps year after year, when most of the time they are heard complaining that the "storyline has gone down the drain and its not worth watching" the girls or ladies watch for knowing the latest tradition and see who looks prettier and what outfit each one is wearing and ofcourse they need a subject for gossip.. And the guys u knw why 😉

4. Why are our professors all absent minded? so tat they dnt become absent for the lectures

5. Why do most couples say-"we are just good friends,nothing more" when it is evident to all and sundry that they are far more than that? To show that they are even more closer than what you hv thought abt them

6. Why do we say-"OMG I have got butterflies in my stomach just thinking about it"!how did the butterflies get in? From ur brain

7.Bees are called honey bees, coz they feed on honey. Then why are butterflies called butterflies? 😆 😆 All bees r honeybees but all flies are not butterflies

8. Why does the crow go ka..ka..ka..ka.. why not ka ki, or ku ki..? Once some deaf and blind person askd the crow wat color r u? It kept on saying kala kala kala and the person heard only ka and so the crow started saying ka ka ka 😆😆

9. Why is the cuckoo so sureli? where did the cuckoo learn to sing?do birds have music schools? in that case why did the crow not go there? was there a discrimination? If yes, why? as i said in my last story, crow was busy with the person to explain that its color is black so it didnot hv time to go to music school... Cuckoo took this as an opportunity to go and learn music all alone...

10. Why do men keep cats or dogs as indoor pets and not a goat or a donkey? No donkey coz 2 stupid ppl cannot stay at the same place, and no goat coz it keeps going here and thr..

11.Why is someones meat another's poison? Coz they are having w/ out paying for the meat

12. Why do women love shopping? Thr has to be someone who has to do shopping at home, U men are lazy and sit idle at home all time.. so, its ladies who has to do shopping and they say they luv to do it

13. Why do girls cry for every occassion? they cry when they are happy, sad, angry, romantic ,excited, demotivated !!why is every action accompanied by the water works? Women always like to help, and wen thr is no water their tears can wipe up the floor 😉

14. Why does one have to eat cake on a birthday? why not a dosa ? Lets change the rule then only for u and Suny tat u wl hv dosa on ur birthdays and not cakes.. 😆

15. Why am i asking you these questions?😛😆
Because I am answering them 😆

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

Set II

1. If Life was based on Osama's actions, how would people be? Like bullets

2. There was this whole different planet, just like Earth, and you were the first to discover. You had to set rules before you can bring people over there...what would be the rules? No other person other than me can enter this planet 😉

3. If the planet blew up....what will happen to you? [EARTH] Our class would become stars in sky - coz we r called shinning stars and so I would also become a star 😆

4. If 1=2, and 2=3, then what does 1 =?😆 1

5. You went out for dinner with friends...there you see SRK, giving autographs for FREE....what do you do? If its too crowded I wl sit and admire him along w/ the food or else I wl also go and get an autograph..

6. How much would you spend on a million dollar check? I cannot spend it I wl only deposit it and spend the money

7. Your computer get's life, and starts talking to you...then it ran away, to destroy mankind, and make robots...how will you stop it [w/o pulling the plug😆] press ctrl+alt+del

8. There was an IF gathering....and then suddenly the lights go off, and everyone's money was stolen...how will you get the money back..? Announce tat I hv got all the money and the thief wl start searching for the money coz of tat then I wl catch the thief and get the money

9. How many schools do you think have Anu's in them? 😕 Maybe All.. But dunno abt schools abroad

9. Who sang your fav. song? Sonu Nigam

9. Let's say you got a new cell phone....let's say it was Nokia N93, which is around 23,000 Rupees...and the next day it breaks into so many pieces, that you can classify them as Atoms...what do you do? Buy another cellphone 😆

9. One day you wake up to goto college....on your way Bizzair things happen...what would they be? I meet with an accident, suddenly tsunami comes, A Bhoot starts following me, I start forgetting the way to college and develop amnesia 😆😆😆

9. How many 9's do you see? 8

10. Who else did I do this '9' thing to?😉 Barnalidi ????

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Anu,

Some more...😆😆😆

1. "Necessity is the mother of all inventions.Bread is a necessity". Does that make bread the mother of all inventions too? 😛 who then is the father. Yes Bread is also an invention, if it was not invented we all would hv starved of hunger.. The father is Jam

2.If penny is wise and pound is foolish, what is Rupee and paisa then? paisa is wiser and Rupee is more foolish

3.A court orders a convict to be handcuffed and taken to jail.Now the convict has only one arm. Can the police who is to follow the orders be charged for "contempt of court orders" since he cannot put the convict on handcuffs?

😆 Kya sawaal hain... No he will not be because he will handcuff one of his arm with the one arm of the convict till he reach the jail 😉

4. Imagine you meet a very very besura friend, who thinks he/she is a good singer.Now your friend is trying to impress you with his/her singing.How long will you put up with it before you scream STOP !!!

If he/she even utters a word that he/she is going to sing, I wl say I hv cold and hear very less.. So could u plz sing it later for me.. Oh I luv ur singing, But my ears r not agreeing to it..

5. You are invited to your friends birthday party. You decide to buy him a hairdryer. On the day of the party, while styling his hair, by mistake your buddy put hair removing cream on his head instead of styling gel...😛 he realises this only when he goes to brush his hair...in a few moments...he becomes chakmakata taklu.. party starts, you go with gift in hand...you look at his chamakte huye mundu ko...now what will you do? bring your gift back home or still give it to him.

I wl gv it to him and say - Yeh aapke future mein kaam aayega lekin ab tak ke liye keep it safe 😆

6.Can a bald clean head actor be approached as a brand ambassador for a hair oil company to promote hair growth?

Definitely infact its wise to do so.. Ppl wl get impressed and say if his hair can grow then why not ours 😳

7.We often say " i have seen it with my own two eyes".If this person wears glasses can he still say the same or has to rephrase the phrase.?

He can say the same coz he has only 2 eyes, glasses r jus medium of seeing whr the vision gets refracted

8.Why are nurses, medical attendents so ruthless while dressing a wound? Why does the dressing hurt more than the actual wound when one had got hurt?

Tats coz even if u remember the wound or not, u wl definitely remember the dressing and try not comitting the same mistake again

9.What is your philosophy-eat to live or live to eat ?

Eat to live

10."I feel like banging my head on the wall at his/her response"- so how many times should you bang when you are ....

A little bit frustrated......

moderately frustrated ............

and very frustrated???..................

When one becomes very frustrated its better to bang the other person's head instead of urs 😆

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

and some from me also😛
1. Do you think Obama will win the Presidency election? Or lose cuz he sounds like Osama?😆 Hmm He might win just because of that 😉

2. George W. Bush = current and prolly a bad president. George Washington = first and awesome president....how about if there is a George Washington Bush? He will be future president

Phrase Completions:

3. If Life was Cadbury chocolate... I would eat it up

4. If my mom says no to technology... Make Ur Mom a Software Engineer

5. When someone tells you to pick up the phone... I would say hello

6. When the itsy bitsy spider got crushed by the foot... it became spiderman

7. If I was a dead bacteria cell thingy... I would be in the labs

8. If IF members were my brain cells... I wl be the most crazy person

Rhymings: Write a second line that rhymes and makes sence with the first one😉 hey I didnt read this started answering frm last,

9. One day when the guy got shot... He went to do bubblesort

10. Bush had an idea.... He wl definitely catch the pick pocketer

11. That kid saw a lion in the grass... Give the toy to him to play

12. When the zoo bells ring like a ting ting ting... The zoo bells are working fine

13. When the kid peels an apple and eats an ORANGE... Give him more fruits

14. When IF members go down the drain... Make them the motw

This or Thens:

15. This/Then

16. Now/later

17. Yesterday/Today

18. Week/Hafta

19. Month/Maihna

20. Kal/Day before today 😆😆😆

that's it for now😃

Anu - here comes my first set of questions for you....😛

For each of the following members, assign a TV Serial Name 😲 (U can choose any Hindi/English serial or TV programme), and also justify why you assigned that name 😉. Remember the justifications need to be really funny 😆

Anu

Anu #2

Vinnie

Adi

Bhaskar

Barnali'di

Priya

Abhi

Sunny

Ron

Dia

Manish

Rahul

Simi

Seema

Zee

Kavita

Appa

Saara

Jaya

Originally posted by: vinnie-thepooh

Anu,

Here are some houses ....Assign them to IF members based on their personalities.....Pls Explain why that house matched the particular member's personality:

I would like to take this house please.. I hv just imagined a similar house as my dream house 😳

Its the house of Jayadi.. Again she is always green and loves the nature..

This is the house of Suny, he now has a plan of entering it with dual doors and also for the ppl to get confused frm whr to enter.. both looks similar..

This house belongs to Barnalidi.. Tats coz it has good surroundings..

This seems like a computer graphic house, so I would give this to Bhaskar Bro

This house belongs to Payal, it looks rich and elegant

This house belongs to you.. It looks creative

This house belongs to Abhi.. Coz of its structure and color

This house belongs to CKY.. It has a field around and he can keep his hira and moti safely here

This house belongs to Rahul.. Has a professional look.

This house belongs to all IF members.. Jus looking at its structure we can guess why 😉 we all r crazy ppl

This house belongs to Dia.. Looking bright in the night sky

This house belongs to Zee.. Very rich look and it appears like its situated on the main road and zee mingles w/ every1

This house belongs to Seema..

This house belongs to Adi.. Thr is space to park his car and so he would definitely choose this

This house belongs to Ron..

this house belongs to snowy, its all white

Originally posted by: ans24us1

This house belongs to you.. It looks creative

Thanx dear I loved it....is it okk if i rent a room at ur house😛