An inspiring story!!!! - Page 32

Originally posted by: qwertyesque

All said and done "DAT CURVE" which Sania mentioned is important... .... so go on develop the curves instead..... and then post appropriate AV's...😆😆😆

Tum to ho he Nasamujh...."ANadi"..kahiin ke..tumhe kya ptaa...."Smile-curve" -kya hta haii!😆

Originally posted by: wite_rainbow

Get Inspired from this Ladies...I sure did:

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and depositeda Few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of thecurtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, theycould not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank topurchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He toldher the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said thatshe missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce herdivorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a Price that as about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home....
.......including the curtain rods.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?????

ps. qwerty i think somewhere in there is a message for you too....look hard!😉😆

Pray tell me what is it? There are too many messages I can see right now...😆

Originally posted by: Evilgenius_S.S™

arrey nai nai..bus aise hee....God-Gifted U see!😉

Inspirtion??? Shud i tke it as a compliment..???😕

god gifted what saniya? haan aar aap apne aap ko keh rahi ho toh sure...😉

inspire hee toh kar rahi ho na...theres always a compliment somewhere in my posts😉😆

Originally posted by: qwertyesque

Pray tell me what is it? There are too many messages I can see right now...😆

haha...good so now we know you can encrypt😉😆

Originally posted by: wite_rainbow

god gifted what saniya? haan aar aap apne aap ko keh rahi ho toh sure...😉

inspire hee toh kar rahi ho na...theres always a compliment somewhere in my posts😉😆

compliment? compliment of what? one? isn't that usually zero in most algebras? are u saying your posts are a zero then?😆

btw moey 😆 😆 😆 u gotta excuse us guys. not everyday that we get good intelligent fodder from the other side to play around with 😆

Originally posted by: chatbuster

compliment? compliment of what? one? isn't that usually zero in most algebras? are u saying your posts are a zero then?😆

mathmetically yess...philosophically no😳😆😆 then again it depends who reads it😉

Originally posted by: chatbuster

btw moey 😆 😆 😆 u gotta excuse us guys. not everyday that we get good intelligent fodder from the other side to play around with 😆

sigh mein kahan phas gayi hoon!😆 aaj kal intelligent hona bhi na....😆

Originally posted by: wite_rainbow

haha...good so now we know you can encrypt😉😆

u mean decrypt right????😆 i see so many messages

1. Dont marry somebody with stinky habits and dont divorce her without those.

2. If the house stinks because of the contents you change the furniture not the house!!!😆

3. If the house and furniture is ok maybe the new gal stinks so dump her and hit the bar.

4. Doubt suggestions coming from an Ex....😆

Anything i have missed so far????...😆

Originally posted by: chatbuster

btw moey 😆 😆 😆 u gotta excuse us guys. not everyday that we get good intelligent fodder from the other side to play around with 😆

😆.. Do I hear a Mooooooooe 😆?