Originally posted by: CRAZIE
Here is set #1
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? BECAUSE WHAT IS AN EXIT, IS ALSO AN ENTRANCE FOR SOMEONE!!
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? CAUSE SHE MAKES LIVING THAT WAY!!
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? NEITHER. IN THE MYTHOLOGY SECTION.
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? BECAUSE IF YOU SQUEEZE A SQUARE IN YOUR PALM, IT BECOMES ROUND TOO.
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? U GET CURDLED MILK
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? YES
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? NOT IN HAVEN...... ONLY ANGEL FOOD CAKES.
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? SEERS HAVE TO CLOSE THEIR EYES TO "SEE" SO THEY ARE ALL BLIND WHEN IT COMES TO TELLING YOUR FORTUNE.
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? SOME COUNTRIES DONOT HAVE PENNIES THAT IS WHY.
Can you cry underwater? YOU CRY MORE UNDERWATER!!!
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? U CAN ARGUE THAT THE SIGN DID NOT SAY THAT!! IF U ARE BOLD ENOUGH TO GO WITHOUT PANTS.