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Priyaji,

Please write in no less than 250 words:


What does it mean to be a human?

Originally posted by: s.priya

Danka and well said !!

Are there female leprechauns?
Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?
Do fish sleep?
Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light?
Why do all the days of the week end in "y"?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
If God created everything, and He knows everything ahead of time, why did He create Satan?
On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
Do Nascar Drivers need their license when their racing?
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why is it at a Chinese restaurant an egg roll is called that when there is no egg in it?
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner?
Why do donuts have holes?
Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other?
If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound?
Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place?
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
Do cows drink milk?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
What is a male ladybug called?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Does the President have to pay taxes?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
airtight packages?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
What do people in China call their good plates?
If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
Does peanut butter really have butter in it?
Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
What's the opposite of opposite?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
Why is the blackboard green?
Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple?
What do you call male ballerinas?
How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
Can blind people see their dreams?
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
why is it called lipstick when it always comes off?
What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney?
If you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you complain to?
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be under whelmed, but can you just be whelmed?
What should one call a male ladybird?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If superglue is so good, why doesn't it stick to the side of the tube?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
What came first the chicken or the egg?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
What is the speed of dark?
What's another word for synonym?
When people lose weight, where does it go?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why aren't there bulletproof pants?
Why do airlines call flights nonstop?
Won't they all stop eventually?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

Enjoy😉

sorry for all the questions but i couldn't resist myself

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Priya,

Caption time . Have fun with the pics, let your imagination take the driver's seat and come up with the whackiest of captions-only criteria assign a member name to each one.

Originally posted by: CRAZIE

Are there female leprechauns?
Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?
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Enjoy😉

sorry for all the questions but i couldn't resist myself

😊---Really gr88 collection of questionz...nw she shs 2 reallly put her thinking capz on...n rackehr brainz 4 dis--she's quite itnellligent sensible..dats y u gt dis 4 her--hope she gets an answer 2 ech of dese...if possible or mayb..sum ...😳

***Edited.Please don't quote such a long post.It makes the page look very untidy***

😆 funny pictures Adi
i can't wait to see what captions Priyaji writes for them

Crazie ji questions to ache hain par itne saare ek baar mein!!!

mein to inhe dekh kar hee ghabara gayee, priya tumhe to inke jawab dene hain, good luck!!!

Originally posted by: Evilgenius_S.S™

😊---Really gr88 collection of questionz...nw she shs 2 reallly put her thinking capz on...n rackehr brainz 4 dis--she's quite itnellligent sensible..dats y u gt dis 4 her--hope she gets an answer 2 ech of dese...if possible or mayb..sum ...😳

Originally posted by: CRAZIE

😆 funny pictures Adi
i can't wait to see what captions Priyaji writes for them

I can😆