Member of the Week:Shadytown (Shady Bhai) - Page 30

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

hitting one bird with 2 stones😉

U r two much with one brain

Originally posted by: musicbug

When the aging Mantri was rumored to be having false teeth, he decided to prove it wrong - the hard way

"At least I won't have to suffer the embarassment of being asked to undress in front of others"

Yeh Mumbai hai babu - yahan har taraf se apne aap ko surakshit rakhna padta hai - pata nahi kahan se baarish, keechar, ya paan ka thook lag jaye

He works for the Bombay Municipal Corporation - his boss attached him with a water cooler to show people that clean water is indeed possible in Mumbai

"Today they are are laughing at it - tomorrow they will call it innovation. In India fashion means - the lesser the better"

What Mr. Chadda didn't realize was that Ms. Chaddi was a hardcore feminist and had a mind of her own - she wouldn't agree to blindly follow him wherever he went

"I learnt in Physics in school, that Black absorbs and radiates the most heat - what I didn't realize is that it would also save me a whole lot of money"

OK Shady Bhai/guruji/Caption King....... give some appropriate captions to these pictures.

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

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The captions were hilarious😆😆

Originally posted by: Awww

I did not appreciate you doing that!!!! Kidding

ak choose me----u are making and the rest feel left out😆

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Originally posted by: Surpremi

Thanks Paljay!!

Now on to my Shadaabdi Express: If time allows, I would like you to describe how these negotiations progress. Assume, Bush and Osama are both sick of Hell. So the Lord (who also happens to love the book "Seabiscuit"), decides to give one of them the chance to come to Heaven but they have to win a game between their 2 countries. The negotiation is over what game needs to be played. Bush knowing his strengths and so will obviously propose games that Americans are good at and Osama vice versa. Bush sends Dick (Cheney) and Osama sends his right hand man to Geneva to negotiate this. Please describe what games they throw on the table and ultimately negotiate on the game to be played. Ofcourse, our Mods get a trip to cold Geneva (much needed) too in order to moderate this !! As usual, look forward to a witty, funny, sarcastic and intelligent duo with a lot of negotiating strategies intermingled in.

Lord calls the Mods over and begins explaining things to them.

Lord: So you know the deal. Cheney and Ayman al Zawahiri will go to Geneva and try to reach a solution on which game Bush and Osama's teams will play to get one of them out of Hell.

Bhaskar: But why are Cheney and Zawihiri deciding this? Why not Bush and Osama themselves.

Lord: Because they are stuck in hell, you idiot! (Priya hears this and begins to get out her rule book) Oops, sorry Priya - I'll edit my comment.

Bhaskar: Okay so why not let them debate here?

Lord: Because it's hot enough in here already - we don't want another heated debate.

The mods - having been through it themselves recently - nod in agreement.

Lord: Plus, Osama is on dialysis and too tired to debate, and Bush, well, he's too dumb. (Priya begins to take out her rule book again) Okay now stop that! This was NOT a personal attack. Now can someone just go and get the Cheney and Zawihiri?

Barnali di goes and gets the two.

Lord: Now Cheney and Zawihiri - are you ready?

Dick: Please call me Dick.

Lord: I'm not sure that's a very good word for the Lord to say. Can I call you Richard?

Dick: But what the 🤬 is wrong with Dick??

Priya gives him a 20% warning

Dick: What's wrong with you, woman?? You dare to warn the VP of USA?

Lord: Okay now enough! I shall call you Rich, fine? (Dick looks satisfied) Okay so you both are off to Geneva now.

Ayman: I still say - we should have the debate in a Holy place - like the Mecca. Allaho Akbar!

Dick: Ay man, shut up. We need to have it in Washington - the most powerful place in the world!

Lord: Enough! No more discussion on this any more! Off to Geneva you go!

The Mods and the debators head to Geneva.

Barnali di: Okay v r here now. Can u two start the debate?

Dick: There's no debate. I'll give Ayman a choice. Pick one of these three - American Football, Basketball, or Baseball.

Ayman: But those are all American sports!

Dick: Exactly. You have to play American sports. Either you're with us or against us.

Ayman: Astaghfirullah! We shall die but never play a sport promoted by the enemy of Islam!

Dick: Fine. Then die. That's what you're all doing everyday - thanks to us.

Ayman (standing up): We shall die fighting. And I shall be the first to run my sword through your bald 🤬.

Priya gives Ayman a 20% warning

Bhaskar: Now behave - both of you! Cheney - be more open. Think of some universal games, that you both can play.

Dick: Bah! What can these Arabs play?

Ayman: For your kind information, we're innovators in camel racing.

Dick: Is that so? Then why is your boss seen trundling around mountains sitting atop a donkey? Suits you all to the hilt, I must say. A**es!

Priya increases Dick's warning to 40%

Ayman: Is that so? What about all the animalistic styles of intercourse that you all have named and perfected? You Americans truly are dogs, and you admit it too!

Priya increases his warning to 40% as well

Dick (jumping up): Oh really? Isn't it all the desperate people from your place who drool over American women and place them on a pedestal?

Ayman (jumping up): Oh, talking of American women - how's your daughter, Cheney? And her girlfriend?

Priya raises both their warnings to 80%

Bhaskar: Okay that's it! This is the final warning for you both! One more word and you shall be banned from Geneva and your bosses can sit in Hell for the rest of their lives!

Dick and Ayman cool down and face away

Barnali di: Come on. Be more tolerant. Okay now - think of a game tht the other side can play as well, besides yu. Can yu think of sumthing both of yu are good at?

Dick and Ayman rack their brains for a while. Then they suddenly turn around, and jump up simultaneously!

Both (together): Terrorism!!

Mods: What?

Ayman: We are world-wide terrorists! We blast embassies and buildings and train stations and subways!

Dick: We're even better! We blast whole cities - Afghanistan, Iraq! Even our much smaller allies can blast cities on their own!

Ayman: We have the biggest terrorist network in the world! We can create havoc and never be caught!

Dick: We have armies, rockets, planes, coalitions! We can ruin the world and never be questioned!

Ayman: We are very close to aquiring WMDs!

Dick: We already have them!

Both: We are the biggest terrorists in this world - and no one shall defeat us! Let's have a game of terrorism! Yes!!

Suddenly they look around and see a sea of black around them

Dick: Ayman, where are we?

Ayman: I don't know. By the way, why is your warning level 100%?

Dick: Oh is it? So is yours! You also have a tag under your name - 'Banned - Too Dangerous'.

Ayman: So do you! So does that mean we've been banned?

Dick: So if we've been banned from Geneva, where are we?

Ayman: I think we've been banned from the world.

Dick: How do you know?

Ayman: You Americans are so lousy at Geography! Can't you see we're in outer space?

Dick: Ooh! You're right - I see Mars in the distance!

Ayman: That's Jupiter, stupid!

Meanwhile back in Geneva

Bhaskar: I'm glad we finally got rid of them.

Barnali di: Yes, we saved the world from terrorism.

Priya: But now, who's going to save the world from us?

All three look at each other and start laughing evilly