FLASH!- Gajji's Li'l Champs Script leaked

FLASH!! FLASH!!!! ....Finally I was able to get my hands on Gajji's script for SRGMP Li'l Champs (don't ask me how). Before it gets out to the media, here is the sneak peek at it...

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Script of SRGMP Li'l Champions drama as was told by Gajendra Singh to the terrific trio before the start of the show.

Gajji: before we start the show with the final 11, I would like to go over the script so that you three are aware of your roles in this drama. As you all know, SRGMP is immensely popular show and the oppotunity to rake in more and more SMS money is growing with every show. You all are part of this money making drama so your cooperation will ensure that you get a good share out it.

Trio: OK, we got that, ab bolo humein kya karna hai.

Gajji: We all know that it doesn't take months and months to indentify 5 best out of these 11. You can do that in the very first episode itself.

Trio: OK we will do that. What next?

Gajji: Leave Diwakar aside. He is our trump card to get lots of SMS money. So select 5 from rest of the 10 and eliminate the others in any order you want.

Trio: Thik hai. Paanch nikaal denge. Aage bolo...

Gajji: When the top 5 per your choice and Diwakar are left, eliminate Diwakar.

Trio: Terrific idea Gajji! This will result in lots of sympathy for that boy! You are great. Kya script likha hai. Aage padhiyega.

Gajji: At this stage our camera team and my friend SK Jha will be ready. Camera crew will capture the public sympathy and SKJ will write an article--- "Drama Begins on SRGMP Li'l Champs -- Public Wants Diwakar Back!!!"....On that basis we will announce that due to public demand we are calling 5 eliminated kids back and we will select one based on public voting. ....NOW NOW you have an important role to play here.

Trio: Gajji aap bolo to sahi kya karana hai. Aapaka hukum sur ankho par.

Gajji: When Shaan annouces the recalling of 5 eliminated kids, you all will walkout. Shaan will act as if he is surprised. And then I will come on stage. Camera will pan in public and we will show all the chaos.

Trio: Hum pichhe jake ek kamare mein baith jayenge, aur kya?😆

Gajji: Perfect! Lagata hai aapko aage wali script pahele se hi pata hai.😆 😆 😆........After a while, you folks will come back and say that you still do not agree to this but gave in due to public demand.

Trio: Obviously public will get back Diwakar.

Gajji: Are public ki aisi ki taisi.... Yaha par main apani statisticians ki team ko bulaunga.

Trio: Woh kya karenge?

Gajji: They will churn out the numbers that will look like the voting was very very close. Irrespective of who gets how many votes, we will keep Diwakar at the top and the rest in any order. So Diwakar will be back. That will give us more oppotunity to rake in more SMS money for the later episodes.

Trio: Kya baat hai Gajji, kya dimag paya hai aapane!

Gajji: Toh tum kya samajhate ho Zee ne mujhe aise hi etane din tak yeh show ka producer rakha? Yeh main jo bhi kar raha hun, woh sub Zee ki bhalai ke liye hi to hai!

Trio: OK, OK, Diwakar wapas, ab aage kya?

Gajji: Jaise hi Diwakar wapas aye, SK Jha will write an article -- "More Drama on SRGMP Li'l Champs --Abhjiit, Alka Slam Public Decision!!!!" ---- "They feel Diwakar got back due to sympathy votes and so and so was more deserving. They plan to take this up with the producer of the show".......... You pick up who this so and so should be.

Abhijit/Alka: Bilkul Gajji. Aap jo bologe hum Kahe denge. Bole to aur bhi kuchh kahe hum? Aapko gaali-waali?

Gajji: Usaki abhi koi jaroorat nahi. Woh script main aage hai.... Aur Bappida, boora mat maniyega. Aap ka naam is article mein nahi hoga, kyun ki aap itane achhe hai ki aap kisiko slam kar hi nahi sakate. Nahi to woh article nakali lagega, sahi hai na? Aur waise bhi aaj kal SK Jha ki reputation down hai. Use aur kharab karne se nuksan mera hi hoga.

Bappida: Bilkul sohi hai.

Trio: Gajji aajake liye itana kaphi hai. Baki script hum kal sunenge.

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PS: Nothing against poor Diwakar. I just love him and wish him all the best. The script above shows how Gajji is using everything to his advantage.

Amazing job done.. 👏 😆

😆 😆 😆 ... good 1 😆

i have to say- i dont think the real script would be too far off 😉

Sailu,

Enough for now.....U have already written this else where 😆 😆

Originally posted by: SHUBHA99

Sailu,

Enough for now.....U have already written this else where 😆 😆

But I deleted that when I moved it over here....ok that is enough for now....😆 😆 😆 😆

Hope Gajji sees this and stops his sloppy tricks that have become so very obvious.

that's a good one. Good everyone is realising and not being taken for a ride.

One C2005 was enough to open everybody's eyes.b

great script infact!!

gajji, wat are you doing on TV? you are better than Karan Johar the king of emotions!! 😆

only difference is, he creates fictional characters n emotions, you creat all that using real people and real situations..
arre wah kya baat hein ! 😊

Salilu.. 😆 ..ekdum sahi likha 😆

Shaan's expression when they walked out told the whole story.Bechara Jhoot nahi bol sakta 😉

Salil,

Wonderful script you have written. It really feels authentic.

Pudhchyaa varashaachyaa Seatle madye hoNaaryaa BMM convetion madhye asla ek naaTak kaa karat naahee. Vishay khoop majedaar aahe. Majaa yeyeel. (Why don't you do a drama on this theme in next years Brihan Maharashtra Convention in Seatle? The subject is very funny. It would be fun).

Govind Kaka