Member of the Week : SmartDesiKid - Page 79

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

Great question Priya..... SDK will wait for this reply.

And as I am back full time now so will be posting some of mine too soon.

welcome back Bhaskar😊 will wait for ur bouncers for Sunny😉

Originally posted by: vinnie-thepooh

Some for for you sunny:

1. Can you slam a revolving door? yes, un screw the thing, then slam it...on the floor

2. How young can you be, but still die of old age? If ur 60, u can still be young...r mind need's to think young

3. What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? I can't go under it. I'll just put my hand threw the setp thing and take it😆

4. Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? yes. HE Needs to be strict..VERY strict😛

5. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? I do that all the time...and once it worked. They proll forget that they were there 5 minutes ago, so they go look for food

6. If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons? He had spoons, but where are the 5 fingers??? His hand's like a glove ( one thumb) on one huge finger

7. What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? You put a bandage on

8. Can you read a picture book? yes...the title page or the cover

9. Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets? They are ready made ketchup packets - so they must ready made shaked thing😕😆

10. If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror? you will see this freaky guy looking at you

11. if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19? well, since ur in canada - candaian drinking age limit

12. If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? ur bwiknig -

13. If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them? yes. They told me to fire away - so I fir away...the person I ask the question is my boss - his wish is my command😆

14. What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea? it's a chickpea that does not contain real chick or artificial pea

15. Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic? It wants to be though..right?

16. Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped? that sounds like adults are sleeping.

17. Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? some people think they're so great that thy can dodge rain🤢. But sometimes they do it for fun

18. If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible? you die in just 5 minutes.

19. If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere? um.....I guess

20. How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it? chewing is eating. Eating is chewing. eating - ate

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

Great question Priya..... SDK will wait for this reply.

And as I am back full time now so will be posting some of mine too soon.

NOW i'm dead😆

Originally posted by: ans24us1

didi, need any help... 😆😆 waise, im bad in my physics aur ur IITian and so you must teach him for that

Oh certainly - so when do we start classes 😆

thanx Sunny all the answers are just great👏

Originally posted by: jayc1234

Oh certainly - so when do we start classes 😆

Originally posted by: s.priya

Hey SDK 👏 👏 Great going and brilliant answers.

Why dont you write in Shakespere English (250 words) as to why you like Maths so much 😆

thanks

this story is the story of the briallent youngster - Sir Suny. He loved math as Romeo Love madaaam Juliet. Sir Suny was a great student, and started admiring the wonderful subject of the complicated math when he was barley 6 year old. In many of the classes he is contained in, he is out of the few, the one that admires math to such limit. Unlike the subject of english, which Sir Suny was not as uch amiring too, Math was his fav. He learned and learned. we managed to get an interview with this young genius, unfortunatlry, the interview was one question long. The question was, WHY DO YOU LIKE MATH? his reply:

I like the beatiful sunbject math as it brings unexpectable peace on this very planet earth. without this beauty, no one would be currently be existing as they are in the atosphere today. The human beings who do not respect math - should try to live ONE day without the presence of the beauty. They will then learn, that they are here only because of the nature of Math. Mother Math, and I, son Math..will make everyone feel the importance of Math.

👍🏼 I am horrible at english - so this might be a modern Shakespeare😆

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

thanks

this story is the story of the briallent youngster - Sir Suny. He loved math as Romeo Love madaaam Juliet. Sir Suny was a great student, and started admiring the wonderful subject of the complicated math when he was barley 6 year old. In many of the classes he is contained in, he is out of the few, the one that admires math to such limit. Unlike the subject of english, which Sir Suny was not as uch amiring too, Math was his fav. He learned and learned. we managed to get an interview with this young genius, unfortunatlry, the interview was one question long. The question was, WHY DO YOU LIKE MATH? his reply:

I like the beatiful sunbject math as it brings unexpectable piece on this very planet earth. without this beauty, no one would be currently be existing as they are in the atosphere today. The human beings who do not respect math - should try to live ONE day without the presence of the beauty. They will then learn, that they are here only because of the nature of Math. Mother Math, and I, son Math..will make everyone feel the importance of Math.

👍🏼 I am horrible at english - so this might be a modern Shakespeare😆

nice story Sunny but the words are less then 250😉😆