MOTW Bhaskar - Join the party guys!! - Page 62

Originally posted by: Ms. Bholi Bhali

SDK, have u given all ur school homework to Bhaskar???

😉MAYBE.......ACTUALLY IN A WAY I DID😕

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Deep, We were just about to file a FIR for you going gayab.. Welcome back..

Abbe..ban hone ka irada hain kya...??? Yeh sawaalo ka jawab ..only a genious like SDK can give..👏👏👏

abey kaun sa thaane mein FIR karne jaa rahaa tha????Tu Iraq jaa raha hain ..isi liye hyper hain lagta hain....
By the way is this a good place to chat?????Priya if you are ready to be the co-conspirator we can increase the page-count of this thread thereby providing some moral support to our moral rakhwalle-Srimaan Bhaskar.

Originally posted by: s.priya

SDK, its not fair at all.

MOTW is not meant to harass a person to test his IQ. This is a fun post. Why are you bringing school knowledge here.

If you want to ask proper questions, it will be permitted.

This set of 50 will have to be stuck down.

okay Priya Won;t happen again😉

Here's a question that has been in my mind...

(was part of the 50)

When a cop tells a person "u have the right to remain silent" why can't the person just say that he has the Freedom to speech???? 😕

Originally posted by: deepboy

Great questionairre.....Shall i add one more set like that???????????

Ab tum kaha se aa tapke 😆

Bas tumhari kami thhi..... Ab to mujhe dar lag raha hai Jaya ka.😆 Kahi woh bhi na tapak parae.......

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

1. Science says "a normal person should have atleast 8 hours of sleep". We ullu's sleep half of that.

Does that make us all abnormal???😕

Definitely not. We scientists are here to discover and invent things. And this is our first discovery.... You just need maximum 4 hours of sleep the whole day stay normal. Do I look abnormal???😆

Chalo I am also normal then😛 ... ullu party Zindabad !👍🏼

Originally posted by: BHASKAR.T

1. Another story :

A man has an only son who he spoils crazy. He goes to any length to fulfil his sons wishes. One day the son wishes that he wants a Rolls Royce yellow in color, with blue clouds painted on the sides. The man manages to get him one tailor made Rolls Royce as per spec. Now one day the son decides he is bored and wants to walk a few blocks instead of driving in his fancy car. He walks two blocks and while returning when he is crossing the road he gets hit by John Abraham on motor bike and gets hurt.

What is the moral of this story??

Sorry Adi but I didn't actually found any such moral atlast from the John Abrahim part. Yes generally I can say it's better not to spoil kids. Duryodhan ban jane ka dar rahega hamesha....

Arae bro..apart from the reason you cited.. the moral of the story is -

"Look left and right before you cross the road - nahi toh John bhai se dhakka lag jayega.."😆😉

Originally posted by: BHASKAR.T

1. Imagine on a boys day out you ,Anolda and me go on a boating trip and rent a speed boat.Only one hitch -there is only a single life jacket available(no stock) and only you know swimming.Being the optimists that we are ,we say what the heck.. let's just take it and get going. Mid water, in a deep spot the engine fails and the boat starts sinking. Since you know swimming you'll anyway reach the shore alive. Now, it is your responsibility to give the life jacket to one of us..

Who will you give it to?? Anol or me???

Simple Adi. I'll give the life jacket to one and as I know swimming will make sure to save the other. So both can get saved. Now it hardly matters much who takes what from my side 😆 [ /QUOTE]

👏👍🏼 ... Chalo pass ho gaye...

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6. Once a hindu, a muslim and a christian was boating as well.A big deluge hits and all the three are almost drowning. The muslim starts praying and as soon as he says "Allah", He arrives and lifts the muslim to the safety of the shores. Seeing this the christian calls out to the Lord. The lord comes and lifts him to dry land as well. Now the boat is almost under. The hindu decides to call a Devta but he gets confused who out of 33,000 crore Gods who should he call..then he decides on Lord ganesha. Ganesha comes dances a twist and goes off .. the man calls again and same thing happens..Ganesha comes dances a twist and goes off and the man drowns.

Next he reaches the heavenly abode all furious that he was let down by his God while the other two were saved and he questions why did that happen.

Lord Ganesha comes and defends his reasons of doing what he did..

Can you please tell me what Lord Ganesha said in his defence??

(please everybody, there is no racism in this question only light humour,Please take it in that spirit.Thanks.)

😆

Maybe he'll say that was not his part of job....[/quote]

Actually Ganesha says to the man

"Every yeah after Ganesh chaturthi ..you guys go dancing in a procession to immerse me in water and I go down.. This time it was my turn to dance and immerse you....so I danced.. iss mein bura kya kiya????😆

Bhaskar, beautiful words of that song/ poem. 👏 👏 👏

No one listened to me, Bhaskar I realized the necessity of it yesterday when Shady asked you treanslation of the song. I had intution it's coming, Remember I called Priya.

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

If the Admin gives me a just one option.....

Ban a Member permanently from IF no reasons required....

SDK I'll BAN you 😆

Priya!!!!! Just decide if that questionaire is fair or not.

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

Ab tum kaha se aa tapke 😆

Bas tumhari kami thhi..... Ab to mujhe dar lag raha hai Jaya ka.😆 Kahi woh bhi na tapak parae.......

Arey Bhaskar daro mat...main to pehle hi keh diya ki main yahaan tumhaara madat ke liye aya hoon..kuch pages badha doonga...tab to khush honge naa???

Originally posted by: s.priya

Bhaskar, beautiful words of that song/ poem. 👏 👏 👏

Priya, it is a famous bengali song sung by Kishorda and quite a hot fav.of most bong guys..who are yet to find that "special person"..