Bachelor party for Simplyskud the Stud! - Page 8

Originally posted by: rage797

"aap meri basanti ho"

lo ek aur aa gaya basanti ko lene . abey basanti bhabi ko chune ki koshis mat kar na 😡grrrrrrrr , security tight hai.

kahan chupa hai simplystud bahar nikal ke aa aur mere se MULL-YUDH kar

kayar bahar aa. and see ur worst fear turned into reality grrrrrrrrrr.

h.r. basher ki seat dede humka otherwise i wud grab seat of simplyskud basher

abbe o Security Chief 797.....Skud ko chor....woh toh bhaga apni Gujju Basanti ki or..... asal mein security tight kad Gabbar ke liye kyon ke asli khatra ussi se hain

lo ji basanti aagayi itni bhadak rahi hai , oye gabbar se kaun bachayega u need asli thakur not bhade ka tattu , aur tattuon ki fauj .
gabbar utha ke le gaya toh nikal jaayegi saari hekdi

gabbar aaaaaaaa thhhuuuuuuuu
aaaaaaaaaaa ttttttthhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

dar gaya hum se .

AA GAYA GABBER DO DO BASANTI LENE MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

abey khamosh chup kar apna yeh jhoota raag aur chal yahan se jaldi bhaag , nahin toh karna padega nanga naach , asli badsha hum hein . abey aaii chpadganju , asli thakur se mil and ur worst fears will turn into reality.

basanti kya dhanno bhi nahin milegi , aa aur mujh se MULL - YUDH kar .

Originally posted by: chukkna

Here are some Mother-In-Law jokes for Skud the Stud:

I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my MIL up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No. Six of them is enough".
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Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel." His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."

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My FIL was driving down the road and was pulled over by a policeman. Walking up to my FIL's car, the policeman said, "Your wife fell out of the car five miles back." My FIL replied, "Thank God for that, I thought I'd gone deaf!"
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Q: How do you stop your MIL from drowning?

A: Take your foot off her head.

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Q: What should you do if you see your Mother-In-Law rolling around in pain on the ground?

A: Shoot her again.

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Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a MIL?

A: One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other one is a fish!

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A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"

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too cool i feel for stud agar mujhko kursi dedeta toh yeh din toh nahin dekhna padta😆

wah wah mazaa aa gaya skud ka din ban gaya ab [;)]

wah wah mazaa aa gaya skud ka din ban gaya ab [;)]

Good luck man
Jab jab Ghidad ke maut ati hai to woh shahar ke taraf bhagta hai
Jab Jab Aadmi ki maut najdeek ati hai to woh ........

Aap to India ki tasveer ho Varsha ji.

by the way did you vote for rage for HR Basher poll