Bachelor party for Simplyskud the Stud! - Page 6

Guys:

We should write down some Shaadi related jokes, do and dont's, songs, or just plain suggestions or personal experiences for Skud in this post.

This post is turning into another chatting place ..... 😊

Nonny, you wanna suggest this in your main post ... 😉

Originally posted by: MrspetloverUS

Rage,

Make sure your security guards hands out Topi to each and every guests because if they are not wearing Topi than they are not allowed to enter.

Kapade pahene ya na pahene par Topi to chaahiye hi chaahiye. 😆

ji par phir sab topiyon ki aadh mein h.r. aur vinit andar ghus jaayenge.😆

Originally posted by: MrspetloverUS

Are yaar yeh to Page 3 wali party hai. Nonnyji Ritu Kumar se joda kharidegi to hum bhi kuchh kam nahi. Jaten hai Pallavi Jaikishan ke paas hamari sari karidne.
Ab to Skud ki biwi ke liye "GharChola" bhi leke aayenge hum "Jamnadaas Khatri" se.

pg.3 wali party phir item song toh hoga naa.

like "hai oh jawaani meri suki sukhi jaaye re , jeth kamina hai bechini badhaye re . kuan mein doob jaaoongi kuan maa doob jaaoongi"😆😆

Originally posted by: rage797

pg.3 wali party phir item song toh hoga naa.

like "hai oh jawaani meri suki sukhi jaaye re , jeth kamina hai bechini badhaye re . kuan mein doob jaaoongi kuan maa doob jaaoongi"😆😆

Phir to item gal Lara datta ko bulana padega.

aisa jadoo dala re..

Originally posted by: mademoise11e

Guys:

We should write down some Shaadi related jokes, do and dont's, songs, or just plain suggestions or personal experiences for Skud in this post.

This post is turning into another chatting place ..... 😊

Nonny, you wanna suggest this in your main post ... 😉

Kareena yaar....do whatever is needed to keep this thread alive....mujhe koyi prob nahin😛.....just add on.....

versaji , address to dedo driving direction nikal do , mai ab nikal rahi hoo,
see you there.

mam dulha gayab hai toh shaadi kya h.r. aur vinit ki karenge yeh skud mahashay kahan bhaag gaye , hum itne pareshaan ho rahe hein yahan pe [:s]

Originally posted by: MrspetloverUS

Ek new D I L joke. Per kareena's suggestion for wedding jokes.

All daughter-in laws should take-on this role!!! What do you think?

The new wife (progressive Indian woman of today) was being welcomed At the husband's home in a traditional manner.

As expected she gave a speech:

My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.

"What I mean dad is: Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account. Those who used to Clean should clean. As for me, I'm here just to entertain your son!"

😆 wah wah khoob rahi

okie gotta go have a nice day bhook lag rahi hai gotta cook somthing see ya .chow!!!!!!

Originally posted by: MrspetloverUS

Ek new D I L joke. Per kareena's suggestion for
wedding jokes.

All daughter-in laws should take-on this role!!! What do you think?

The new wife (progressive Indian woman of today) was being welcomed
At the husband's home in a traditional manner.

As expected she gave a speech:

My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and
family", she said "Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want
to change your way of life, your routine."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.

"What I mean dad is: Those who used to wash dishes must carry on
washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account. Those who used to
Clean should clean. As for me, I'm here just to entertain your son!"

This is too good. Too late to help me though! If I had only heard this the
first time I had to go to the stove to get the milk to boil over. That skim
milk out of the fridge took forever to heat up!

He is getting married to a girl....Now does that answer your question Awwwwwwwwwww 😉