sher-o-shayari,poems,jokes thread!!!!! - Page 44

Ek baar ek sardarjee maruti car khareedtey hain and tells his sardarni, "Sardarni, I am going to visit my brother in ludhiana. I'll be back in a couple of days."

A month passes away and still no trace of sardarjee. sardarnee is going crazy. She was about to go to the police station to lodge a complaint. Just then sardarjee cames back.....burey haal....fatey kapdey etc. Sardarnee asks, "Oye, what took you soooo long?"

Sardar replies, "Kee karan. Saalon ney gaadi aagey chalaney key liye toh chaar-chaar gear diye hain per reverse maarney ke liye ek hee diya hai

okay guys.....and gals, here's the last one of the day:

You are an Texan if...
1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita
Falls, San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Mexia, Quitique, and Waxahachie.

2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and
look for a funnel cloud.

3. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

4. The best parking space is not the one closest to the door, but the
one with shade.

5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

7. You measure distance in minutes.

8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.

9. Going to the lake is like going to the ocean.

10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out clothes.

11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.

12. You know someone who has used a football schedule to plan their
wedding date.

13. You have ever known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than
your head.

14. You aren't surprised to rent a movie, and buy ammo and bait all in
the same store.

15. The cultural & intellectual center of the world is the Fort Worth
Stockyard arena.

16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Dodge 3500 4x4 is.

17. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressin'... an it's
called DRESSIN'!!

18. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

19. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to
your friends.

20. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever had or heard this
conversation: "You wanna coke?" ... "Yeah." ... "What kind?" ...
"Dr Pepper"

Originally posted by: gauriv

Here's one more on Women Pawer......Iron jee, chukn jee....gaur farmaiye: 😉

"God, I have a problem." 😔

"What's the problem, Eve?" 😳

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." 😭

"And why is that Eve?" 😕




"God, I am lonely, and I'! m sick to death of apples." 🤢




"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." 😛




"Man? What is that God?" 😃




"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly." 😉




"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but is there a catch?" 😎




"Well.....you can have him on one condition. "




"What is that God?"" 😛




"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self admiring..... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret........ you know, woman to woman." 😉 😉 😉

Thank you gauriv.

Iron

😆

Originally posted by: gauriv

Ek baar ek sardarjee maruti car khareedtey hain and tells his sardarni, "Sardarni, I am going to visit my brother in ludhiana. I'll be back in a couple of days."

A month passes away and still no trace of sardarjee. sardarnee is going crazy. She was about to go to the police station to lodge a complaint. Just then sardarjee cames back.....burey haal....fatey kapdey etc. Sardarnee asks, "Oye, what took you soooo long?"

Sardar replies, "Kee karan. Saalon ney gaadi aagey chalaney key liye toh chaar-chaar gear diye hain per reverse maarney ke liye ek hee diya hai

😆😆

Voh cham cham karti aayi
aur cham cham karti Chali gayi

Voh cham cham karti aayi
aur cham cham karti Chali gayi

humnie usse pyaar maanga

Voh RAKHI bandh kar chali gayi !!!!!!

Bahar mein , Bagoan mein Phool Khilte hain

Bahar mein, Bagoan mein phool khilte hain

Kahe Mirza Galib

Ek chutiya dhoondo , hazar milte hain...

(sorry for the lang.)

Originally posted by: angel25

Bahar mein , Bagoan mein Phool Khilte hain

Bahar mein, Bagoan mein phool khilte hain

Kahe Mirza Galib

Ek chutiya dhoondo , hazar milte hain...

(sorry for the lang.)

kya bat hain

wah wah wah

shampoo ke qeemat gir gai hain
baal sanwarne ke umar gai hain
jab se ho gai hain ganji larkyan
wigon ke qeematain barh gai hain

THis poem was composed by Zahir.P

Billl To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....
Achhe Bure Softwares Banata Hai Yahi,
Hasata He Yahi, Rulata Hai,
Usme Phir 'Bugs' Daalta Hain Wohi,
Aur Solutions Bhi Nikalta Hai,
Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....

Is Bill Ki Baton Mein Jo Aate Hain,
Woto Oolloo Ban Jate Hain,
Software To Dusare Bhi Banate Hain,
Banake Magar Kho Jate Hain,
Hmmm Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....

Softwares Ko Main Na Pehchanoonga,
Working Bhi Na Mein Uski Janoonga,
Microsoft Ka Logo Bass Mein Dekhoonga,
Bill Jo Kahega Wohi Manoonga.
Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....

Bill Ka Kehna Hum Sab Maane,
Bill Na Kisi Ki Maane,
Uski Strategy Jaan Li Hamne,
Ek Wohi Na Jaane.
Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....

Chhoro Ye Bill Sab Kahaniya,
Bugs Ki Hain Sab Nishaniya,
Programmers Ki Sari Pareshaniya,
Is Bill Ki Hain Ye Meherbaniya.
Hmmm Bill To Pagal Hai....
Bill Deewana Hai.....

Good morning folks, here's one that I wish I believed in 😉

Aaj karey so kaal kar

Kaal karey so parson

itna kyon darta hai lalloo

Jeena tujhey hai barson 👏