RGV's revamped version of Sholay is making news these days with Big B being signed to play Gabbar Singh (best imaged man to play the worst imaged man)...taking a cue, here are a few nominations for different characters apt for role in SRGMP's SHOLAY :
1.Thakur Baldev Singh-Bhaskar:needed assistance of other Mods to bring Baddies to books
2. Jai-Adwarkanath:always trying to find his love thru different topics(much as Amitabh playing mouthorgan) 😛
3. Veeru-simplyskud:trying to win over Basanti with dubious tactics (Dharam teaching Hema how to fire) 😊
4. Basanti-Nonny:always on a horseback from post-to-post and a bigger chattrbox than Hemamalini.Her pet dialogue "Chal re Dhannu..aaj Basanti ki izzat ka sawaal hai"...and simplyskud's entry to rescue her from other members) 😳
5. Mausi-MrsPetlover:aab mausi ke baare mein kya bolun..always analysing members and taking stern actions.
"Mausiiii...Basanti ka haath de de..nahin to Gabbar usko utha kar lejayega" 😉
6. Radha-Minnie:the stern looks from those oceanic steely eyes enough to melt Jai but more than enof to straighten the Baddies of the forum.
7. Surmabhopali-surpremi:a diehard Kapoor clan and Nihira fan(much like Jagdeep of Jai-Veeru)"Hamaara naam surma aise hi nahin hai..hum Nihira ke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hain.."
8. Hangal-NSinha: "Koi mujhe PunchamDa ka music suna de"after Nihira lost...much as Hangal said "Koi mujhe masjid tak pahuncha de"...just after he realised his son(Sachin) has been killed.
9. Kaalia-Tantanatan" "Sardaar meine aapka namak khaya hai" to which Mods replied "aab goli(ban) kha" 🤢
10. Abdul Mian-Jem4SRK(sorry for the gender but cudnt help): innocently got assasinated by HR bashers in trying to maintain peace in forum... just like Sachin got killd while on his way to find a job.
11. Daakiya-Pmahesh: who fed the members with updates just the way daakia read the posts n letters to the villagers/Hangal. 😛
12. Saambha-apparaohare: always ready to draw out gun and shoot at the sight of HR and Vinit 😡
13. Jailer(Asrani)-Lalit: "aadhe(Nihir fans) mere daaye..aadhe(Hema fans) mere bayen aur baaki mere peeche..hai..hum purane zamaane ke listeners hain" 😆
14. Gabbar-Sunsha:"Jaab door door takJunta vote nahin karti to Ma kehti hai...chalo Vinit ko vote karo, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega"......."Yeh Basanti mujhe dede..Mausiiii" 😉
accha is GABBAR Ke bacche ko "Badman" kya bol diya toh he's back with a bang & upto his ol' antics huh!!!! abbe o Dubai wale Don....Chatterbox kisko bolta be.....teri toh😡
Haila! Yeh Basanti ko kis Veeru ke haton chora jiska 2 din baad kisi aur Basanti se lagan hone ja rahan hain😆 Veeru/skud ji yeh toh pehli wali "Basanti" ke saath badi naa-insaafi huyi na😭 (btw Skudji, we can nominate ya for the"DULHE RAJA" of the forrum) pan aapne toh hamen DAWAT pe nahin bulaya🤢......we as in the IF BARAAT party want the "Nemontonno" for u'r "BORJATRI" & "BOUBHAT" or else GABBAR ko ekbar phir se bulana padega to turn u'r "Shaadi no 1" into "Barbaadi no 1" 😆
Mausiji.....Basanti ko is GABBAR ke panje se churane ke liye IF ka pura fauj/paltan/sena khada kar dena.....jab ke uska Veeru ja rahan hain 😭 aur yeh Thakursaab/Bhaskar bhi aajkal zaara kam nazar aate hain😕 Ramgarh/IF ke maidan par.😉