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Rajesh

@set_raj

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+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#31

Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.

RANI - Before marriage.

LAXMI - After marriage.

BAI - After children.

Edited by set_raj - 14 years ago

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esseesse

@esseesse

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#32

Teacher : Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
> > >L-Johny : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
> > >Teacher : No, that's wrong
> > >L-Johny : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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Rajesh

@set_raj

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#33

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.

Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

Moral : BE SPECIFIC..

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Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 14 years ago

#34

Originally posted by: amukta
THREE DREAMS OF A MAN

Three dreams of a man,
To be as handsome as his mother thinks..
To be as rich as his child believes..
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.
If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, 'Jitni purani hogi utna sir pe chadegi...'
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai...😆😆100% true ..
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it
can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
Ans : Ek bigadti hai to 'BANDH ' ho jati hai, doosri bigadti hai to
'SHUROO' ho jati hai.😆😆
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Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
Ans : In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta.'😆😆 u r funny.....
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Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye.
Sadhu bola, Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta😆😆😆 its so hilarious😆😆
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Suni sunai baaton par vishwas karna parta hai... u have to...if u snooze u will loose😆😆

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esseesse

@esseesse

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#35

famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air
hostess down with it.

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esseesse

@esseesse

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#36

2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India,
but it's that of an incoming train which will run them
over.

3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when
you are bald.

4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for
a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out
in the third test against the West Indies at
Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends
of the rope."

5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian
taximeter.

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Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 14 years ago

#37

Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.

RANI - Before marriage.

LAXMI - After marriage.

BAI - After children.
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Edited by Kinara2 - 14 years ago

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esseesse

@esseesse

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#38

MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete

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Rajesh

@set_raj

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#39

The Janaaza of Mehboob

nikla from the Gali of Mehbooba

with lots of Zor and Shor

The Mehbooba Jhanking from the Doli

aur boli, Mar gaya haraamkhor...