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Originally posted by: amukta

THREE DREAMS OF A MAN

Three dreams of a man,
To be as handsome as his mother thinks..
To be as rich as his child believes..
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.
If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, 'Jitni purani hogi utna sir pe chadegi...'
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai...😆😆100% true ..
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it
can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
Ans : Ek bigadti hai to 'BANDH ' ho jati hai, doosri bigadti hai to
'SHUROO' ho jati hai.😆😆
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Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
Ans : In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta.'😆😆 u r funny.....
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Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye.
Sadhu bola, Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta😆😆😆 its so hilarious😆😆
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Suni sunai baaton par vishwas karna parta hai... u have to...if u snooze u will loose😆😆